Booze, Women, and Getting Plastered


A humorous piece of poetry in the point of view of Rude. Read and review. Thanks :)


Hey diddle diddle!

Reno's in the fiddle

Shotgun

Turn around

Hey fiddle fiddle!


Hey fiddle fiddle!

Reno's too little

Rifle

Turn around

Hey little little!


Let's get booze!

Booze!

Plastered, baby!

Sweet!

Oh yeah!


Wanna get plastered with me?

Huh?

Baby?

Uh oh. UH OH!

UH OH I GOTTA RUN I HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

That felt good!

So baby, you want to...

Hey?

Where ya going?


Oh poo poo

Shotgun

Turn around

Oh forget it.

Oh poo poo