September 22nd
Dear Me,
I am so tired. You cannot understand how tired I am. I had to wait four fucking hours for my fucking 'parents' to pick me up from fucking school. I get out of school at three. So who here's a math whiz? What is four plus three? Seven! YES! I got home at seven thirty. I ate dinner and was scolded for not calling earlier. Well, mom, I would have called, but you took my cell phone away because she thought I was texting too much. When I told her that, she slapped me and told my 'dad' who whipped me with his belt. I hope they go to Hell.
Naruto
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September 23rd
Dear Me,
Yippee! My birthday's coming up. Like my parents would remember though. Last year, when I turned sixteen, they thought my birthday was on the seventh of January. My birthday's on October tenth. That project with Neji I had to do was ruined because we got into a fight. Now, we have less than a day to fix it. Tenten said she could fix it, but really, I don't think she can. I'm not doubting her or anything, but it was a model that Neji shoved me onto. Fuck that cold hearted bastard.
So you know that new kid, Gaara? Weirdo has no eyebrows! It's creepy. He doesn't talk either. And, he has a bag of sand in his pocket. Total creep. Mister Hatake (crazy dude wearing a mask) is weird. He doesn't teach us Jack shit, and he doesn't give us homework, not that I'm complaining. Maybe because I'm in AP history. Well, whatever, if there's no homework, I'm happy.
Naruto
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September 25th
Dear Me,
Holy jeez. I never knew how much my parent's drank. It's really weird. Did you know that Sasuke almost cheated on Sakura? I wish he did! They they would've broken up and then I could tell Sakura how I feel about her! Y'know what sucks? My dad thinks I can't get any girl. He never told me what happened to my dick when I first had an erection, he never told me the feelings I was having. Whatever happened to guy-to-guy talk, huh?
At least my mom thinks I have some sort of chance with a girl. A bitch. As in dog. She thinks I can fuck the dog. Gosh, what's wrong with my family?
Naruto
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September 27th
Dear Me,
School's getting rough. Work-wise. No one's beat me up, 'cept my parents, but that's different. So, you know that creeper snake dude? He felt up Sasuke's ass during class. It was scary. I sit in the far back to stay away from him, and since Trig is my least favorite class. Triangles are a pain in the ass. Especially when a creep is teaching it. Why does this high school have such weird teachers? I was called to the office today to talk to the principal, Miss Tsunade. She asked me to fill out the rest of my information. Our school updates info every year, which has its pros and cons. This is how it went:
"Good morning, Naruto, please have a seat."
I sit down.
"How have you been, lately?"
I shrug.
"Are your parents doing well?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Oh that's great. Well, I've been wondering if you could ask your parents to fill this out for me."
She hands me a stack of papers.
"What the fuck is it?"
"We do not use that type of language in school!"
"Sorry, what is it though?"
"It's just information, you've been here long enough. "
Right, I'm a junior.
"Oh, yeah. Can I just fill it out now?"
"Why?"
"Myparentswillforget..."
"What?"
"My. Pa. Rents. Will. For. Get."
"Oh... well then, sure."
Name. Uzumaki Naruto. Age. Sixteen. Sex. Haha, no thanks. Just kidding; male. DoB. October Tenth, Nineteen-ninety four. Yadadada. Boring. Then, Miss Tsunade told me to get it signed. Fat chance it'll happen peacefully.
Naruto
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September 30th
Dear Me,
Right... remember how I wrote that Tsunade had me get those papers signed? My mom told me to ask my dad who told me to ask my mom who told me to ask my dad who told me to ask my mom who told me to take the garbage out, which I did, and to asked my dad who told me to get him another beer, which I did, to ask my mom who told me to ask the cat, when we don't have a cat, who told me to buy her a pack of cigarettes. Then, when I came back with the police, my parents grounded me and slapped me twice... I told you it wouldn't happen peacefully. At least I forged it!
Naruto
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October 2nd
Dear Me,
Did you know that the little piece of skin on your elbow's called a weenus? I bet you didn't! Ha, just kidding. But really, did you know that Neji has a cousin? I didn't. They live in the same house too. I never really noticed her. She's in all my classes except homeroom. She wears glasses, has long hair, and wears the same thing everyday. And she has braces. She looks like a nerd. She's really quiet, and is always blushing. It's weird. Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really weird. What's she thinking up there? Well, what do I care? I've got to start my social studies project.
Naruto
AN: so sorry for such a long wait. i was busy for a long time. in my story, hinata appears as a nerd... so don't hate me. you'll see why later. don't forget to review! kthnxbai~
