I'll tell you peeps schedules cuz I forgot a lot of the teachers
I'll tell you peeps schedules cuz I forgot a lot of the teachers
Sakura: 1-gym(Gai), 2- health(Kakashi), 3- English(Kurenai), 4-science(Kabuto), 5- art(Shizune),LUNCH, 6-free period, 7-Home-ec(Tsunade) ,8-math(Asuma)
Hinata: 1-gym, 2-science, 3- English, 4-health, 5-art, LUNCH, 6-free period, 7-home-ec, 8-math
Note: Ino, Temari and Tenten bribe the people to have the same schedules as their friends (so did the guys) Naruto, Sai and Ino don't have the same math (Ino's always with Sakura).
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English
"GYAHHH" Tenten screamed when she walked into class "Science was the worst!" She heard a familiar click and turned around slowly to find Temari holding her to gun point.
"SHUADDUP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU!" Temari yelled taking out some more ammunition. Sakura and Ino looked at Hinata with question marks over their heads
"Kabuto is a pervert; he's like a genius though, only like eighteen…" Hinata winced. "I think he was talking about the reproductive system…the person next to me was bothering me…" Temari and Tenten stopped fighting and aim their killer glares toward Sasuke who is arguing with Naruto.
"He was staring at her all class and Neji kept on muttering murder and Chinese water torture under his breath" Tenten said twitching.
"At least you weren't near a sleeping pineapple head, my arms are all red." Temari groan. Kurenai walked in with a gigantic binder in her arms and was looking very pained.
"Good morning class, I am Kurenai and your principal wants to kill us all." She said calmly "ANKO said that you have to finish this whole binder of work by the middle of the year and teachers cannot leave it unattended." The speaker came to life with a pop.
"KURENAI I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME BY THE FIRST NAME." Anko yelled. Kurenai smirked and took a bomb out of her purse. She strapped it on the binder, walked to the window and dropped it out.
"GAI, INCOMMING! ROOM 15A BOMB ALERT" Kurenai yelled as the binder dropped with a very nice booming sound.
"W-w-what a-a-are w-we s-s-suppose t-to do now?" Hinata asked freaked out.
Kurenai looked at the class, her eyes flashing.
"Do whatever you want, make out, wander around, yea, yea just don't do drugs I need to get Gai's binder up here." She said like it was nothing, then she left with a message on the board that said: H.W.: Don't do drugs and write a skit with four other people. Due soon.
Sakura smiled happily and popped a piece of gum in her mouth.
"Lets go," Temari said. "We have the rest of the period"
"There are pretty messed up people here..." Hinata said quietly.
"Gotta gun and Panda's pizza cutter nothing can hurt us." Temari responded walking out. After a little while the other's followed.
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Classroom
"Neji, what's up with you? You seem stupider then usual." Sasuke said.
"Well if stupider is smarter then you that comment is accepted" Neji replied glaring at Sasuke. Naruto watched the girls walk out.
"Wake up Mr. Pineapple! Let's go follow the girls!" Naruto exclaimed "Sai it's your turn!" Sai looked at Naruto and slung Shikamaru over his shoulder and they walked out.
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Hallway
"Why does Sasuke-kun keep on staring at that ugly Hyuuga girl?!" Karin screeched. Mimi nodded.
"Naruto-kun is always talking to that pink haired monster. I bet she's jealous of me!" Mimi squeaked. Ariana thought for a minute.
"Well she doesn't go throw up in the bathroom…" she said stupidly.
"I DON'T THROW UP IN THE BATHROOM! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DOES THAT!" Mimi screeched.
"I DON'T DO THAT!"
"Well you need to." Mimi and Ariana glare at each other for a solid minute when Tayuya cuts in.
"Stop fighting. I heard that no one is joining the cheerleading team, we could take it over, and then they'll defiantly love us." She explained.
"You're a genius!" Rachael yelled. Little did the idiots know that Sakura, Ino, Tenten, Temari and Hinata heard it all. They weren't the only ones, the guys heard it too.
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Health Room
Hinata was the first one in, because Tenten and Temari went to their lockers to get some stuff. She regretted not going in with them because the first sight she saw made her scream.
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Else where
"Killer instinct, Hinata-sama's in trouble"
"AMMO IN! PIZZA CUTTER AND PENKNIFE OUT!"
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Health Room
Inside the room was Kakashi dancing to 'I'm too sexy' and Shizune was in there too, laughing at him. Hinata turned around sharply and was falling when someone caught her.
"TENTEN! FORM 218! YOU CATCH HINA-CHAN, I'LL SHOOT!"
"Kill, kill, kill, kill" Neji chanted running into the room unsuccessfully, he tripped and fell on top of Tenten in an awkward position. Temari gasped and shot Neji by accident making him groan and roll over.
"You shot me sixteen times today, please stop for the love of Kuma…" he wailed clutching his arm which ironically was blue (paint) and black (bruise). Hinata gasped and pointed at his hand which was on Tenten's penknife and was bleeding.
"Temari, Tenten take him to the Nurse's office" Shizune, who witnessed the whole thing, said calmly "Shikamaru, get the janitor." When she thought no one would notice, Hinata ran away.
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Courtyard
Hinata was sitting near the pond and crying when she heard someone walk towards her, but she couldn't see them through her tears.
"Are you okay Hinata-chan?" the person asked sitting next to her.
"Y-y-yea" she sniffled
"Then why are you crying?" the voice asked
"I-I f-f-f-feel guilty," She confessed "I-It's my fault N-Ni-san got h-h-hurt"
"It's okay! Neji-kun is strong" The voice said cheerfully.
"A-a-are y-y-you a-a f-fairy?" Hinata asked as she stopped crying
"Ummm… I'm Lee" The voice, Lee said "But I can act like a fairy! I just can't fly like one, I wonder why…" Hinata's eyes cleared up and she saw the green spandex and Lee's round head.
"Thanks for making me feel better" She said hugging him
"You're welcome youthful Hinata!!" He exclaimed patting her head. Hinata froze up when Tenten came in the courtyard.
"N-n-nothing h-happened" Hinata stuttered out afraid that Tenten would see it the wrong way.
"I know, Lee's a good friend when something bad happens. I call him my magic 8 ball! Get it? You know…his eyes are like…an eight??" Tenten asked smiling. Hinata laughed softly.
"Just don't ask him about clothes advice, he'll put you in a spandex" she added thoughtfully.
"How did you know I was here?" Hinata asked
"Neji's sixth sense was 'tingling' and he said, and I quote "LEE GET AWAY" and Lee was nowhere near us." Tenten and Hinata watch as Lee chases a butterfly into the courtyard wall.
"That gotta hurt" she mutters "Come on lets go."
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Health
"You're back!" Kakashi said cheerfully wincing at Sasuke's glare "Hinata, take your seat near Sasuke, Tenten you can sit next to her." Next to Tenten was Neji whose hand was wrapped in a white cloth. Temari was sitting in the back corner near Shikamaru, who was held at gunpoint so he wouldn't lean on Temari.
"LESSON TIME" He said cheerfully "Rachael make your way up here."
Shikamaru's fan girl blew a kiss toward him which somehow, he dodged (lets just say he fell).
"Today's lesson is on how the way you dress can hurt people's health." Kakashi pointed at Rachael. "Today I saw someone throw up at the sight of your shirt. How I knew it was you? They were pointing at you." He put his pointer at the dark pink shirt with a girls face made out of dots.
"Now this, is ugly. An one year old could dress better" He clicked his tongue. Rachael gasped angrily.
"THAT IS A PICTURE OF ME!" She yelled at him
"Those jeans… are they skinny jeans?? No wait, they're tights… eww…" He said childishly. Then he shooed her to her seat and picked his next victim: Karin.
"So, young man" He began "Boys should not wear leather pants, actually girls shouldn't either, they look horrible." Karin gasped and shrieked.
"I'M A GIRL."
"Yes, so sorry…" Kakashi said making a cuckoo sign "Your glasses are ugly; did you get them from the cheap rack?" The class burst out laughing as Karin stomped to her seat. Kakashi called up his last victim, Tayuya.
"Let's do this fast!" He said "You're socks are practically screaming no life, they're up to your knees, your skirt, dress thing looks like a wet paper bag, and is your hair dyed?" Kakashi chuckled and call the other two up.
"Go to the office and tell Anko you're up for detention" He said
"WHAT?! ANKO WON'T STAND FOR THIS!" Karin yelled
"I think she will, now leave!" he said "Class dismissed."
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