Characters belongs to Stephenie Meyer and J.K Rowling. Love their work!! This is just a fanmade story by me.
So, this is the first fic I've written that's got humor in it! For real! No kidding. All my other fics are so depressing and all.. so this one's pretty fun to write on. It brings a lot of laughs into my life. Hehe.
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Dumbledore's POV
The Sorting Hat
"Bella?" The bronze-haired male that looked awfully a lot like Cedric said anxiously, as he stroked the young girl's face. "Bella, can you hear me?"
She stirred a bit, slowly coming back to consciousness, but her eyes were still closed.
"Why haven't you given her any food?" Madam Pomfrey said, exasperated. "She was dead on her feet when you brought her to me!"
"I'm sorry," he apologized, looking truly ashamed. "I forget sometimes." He frowned.
"Forget?" Madam Pomfrey said in disbelief, not in on their secret. "How can you forget to eat?"
The big one and the beautiful blonde grinned at each other.
"Yeah, Edward, aren't you hungry?" The blonde said, trying to surpress a laugh. "I haven't seen you eat for ages!"
Edward glared at her for a second and then turned back to Bella, holding her hand softly in both of his. They looked very cute together, I'll admit. The idea of a human and a vampire being romantically involved intrigued me to say the least. It must be very hard for him, to resist a temptation like that, though.
"You have no idea," He murmured, and my eyebrows raised immediately. Confusion began taking over me. Had he heard that? He couldn't have! Impossible!
"I did."
"Really?" I was baffled, but still intrigued by this new development.
"Yes. I can hear everyones' minds in here, except for hers." His tone became lovingly as he mentioned her, looking at her with pure love in his topaz-colored eyes.
"Do the rest of you have any special gifts, too?" I wondered, feeling very curious naturally. How often did you meet real vampires, and on top of that, vampires with inhuman gifts?
I saw him glancing over at the little black-haired girl, and the male blonde who were holding hands. Was he reading their minds right now?
He looked back at me after just a few seconds and replied; "No."
I nodded solemnly.
"Well, we better get Bella here something to eat." I said, looking at her again as she laid there, still stirring a bit.
Edward nodded, also looking at her. "Bella?" he said softly, again. "Wake up, love."
She started blinking and then she opened her eyes fully and looked around the room. "Where am I?" She said, sounding disoriented.
"Bella, love," he said. "We're in the hospital wing. You passed out in Dumbledore's office not too long ago." He frowned again. "I'm sorry I didn't get you anything to eat earlier."
"Edward," she said, sitting up slowly. "It's not your fault."
He ignored her and just asked her what she would like to eat.
"I don't know." She replied, a thoughtful look on her face, which was getting more color as the minutes went by. She'd almost been as pale as the others before, but now she was beginning to get a faded pink.
"Do you want to eat in here or in the Great Hall?" I asked calmly.
She looked over at Edward, as if it was his call. And he looked at her the same way.
"The Great Hall?" She said, making it sound like a question.
"Excellent." I smiled. "Well, since it's 6pm, dinner will be served very shortly." I paused before continuing. "Sorting before or after?"
"Before!" Four different voices sang at the same time, making it sound like a whole choir was in the room. I knew then it'd be very fun to have them here, and I couldn't wait to look after them throughout the schoolyear, watching them try their hands on magic for the very first time.
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After I'd led them down to the Entrance Hall, but after Bella had regained her bearings of course, I asked them to stay put till I'd gone inside and talked to the other students. I promised I would keep their secret safe, not to cause panic amongst the students.
As I walked slowly into the Great Hall all eyes turned towards me. I just smiled back at them as I went up to the podium to let them in on this year's news.
"Students!" I called out, my arms wideopen as if I embraced the whole room. "I've got delightful news!" The students' faces ranged everything from wariness to suspicion. I continued; "We've got a few new students this year, and I hope you will treat them like your fellow man, or woman." I smiled, looking around the room as I spoke. "As tradition we will sort them as well," And as I said it Professor McGonagall came in with the Sorting Hat in her hands. She placed it on a small stool that she conjured in front of me, and then went back to her place behind the Teacher's table.
I could see a few students leaning in to take a closer look.
"Welcome Isabella, Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice and Jasper!" I called and then the two doors opened to reveal them. They began walking in and they certainly looked very different, but yet the same. I heard the students gasp as they took in their exquisite inhuman beauty.
Bella looked rather uncomfortable; Edward seemed very annoyed; Rosalie looked smug; Emmett was grinning; Alice was also smiling as she danced into the room in a very graceful way, and then Jasper, who seemed to be very unfocused for some reason. Stress, maybe?
I saw how they all looked at Edward, and the whispering began in no time. Obviously they saw the incredible resemblance to our very own Cedric Diggory. They looked like twins, except for the fact that Edward was much paler, seeing as he was a vampire. And he had butterscotch-colored eyes whereas Cedric's were green.
I turned my eyes to Cedric as he must've seen it, too. And he had. His mouth hung open in disbelief as he stared at the young male that looked just like him. Who could blame him!
They reached me after a few minutes and lined up before me.
I smiled warmly at them, before I asked;
"Who's going to go first?"
"Hey, isn't that old-looking hat supposed to sing for us?" The big one, Emmett, asked, pouting.
"It bloody takes me a year to write a song!" The hat exclaimed suddenly, and Emmett jumped at the sound of it. So did Rosalie and the other blond male. Jasper was his name, if I remembered correctly. "And you lot arrived just a few hours ago!"
Edward, Bella and Alice snickered at their other familymembers' shocked faces.
I smiled patiently at them. "Well?" I asked softly.
They all looked between each other then, and to my surprise the shy Bella volunteered to start. She stepped forwards and sat herself down on the stool with the hat on top of her head. Her brown eyes were locked with Edward's as we all waited to hear which house she belonged in.
Bella's POV
As I went to sit down on that small chair, with the sorting hat on my head, I was really nervous. I noticed that every head in the whole room were directed towards me, and their probing eyes were scanning me and my every movement. To get calm, and find courage, I looked at Edward's kind face. I gave him a quick smile and he returned it with his brilliant crooked smile that I loved so much. "You can do it," he mouthed, and that made me even more calm.
Okay, I thought. Let's get this over with.
The hat sighed before it began contemplating which house I should be in. I just hoped it would be the same house as Edward, and just maybe Alice.
Hm.. very smart, but also very shy and quiet. Not particularly brave, just extremely foolish. And not to mention oblivious to dangerous things, so apparently no self-preservation at all. But still very smart, though.. it better be..
"RAVENCLAW!" the hat shrieked, and I took it off slowly - very surprised and offended by what it'd told me - getting off the stool, almost tripping in the process. Edward caught, and steadied, me. As I looked up I could feel my cheeks burning scarlet, blushing feverishly. I heard someone laugh and that sure didn't make me feel better. "Go sit down, love. I'll join you soon." He kissed me once before he let me go, and before Alice had bounced forward to get sorted.
I sat down on the far end of what seemed to be Ravenclaw's table and looked back, waiting to see what house Alice would be in.
Alice's POV
After Bella had been sorted I was so very excited that I went next. It looked fun, really. But that opinion was soon about to change, though. The hat seemed pretty irritated, in my opinion, as I put it on, waiting to be sorted myself.
Hm.. intelligent to some degree, but mostly crazy. And very lucky, too. Perhaps brave at times, but mostly crazy, I would say. Ooh.. very interesting.. easily addicted to things! But, oh well, the intelligence is higher than anything else, except the craziness of , it better be..
"RAVENCLAW!"
I jumped up, with a big smile on my face – glad I hadn't been put in that awful Gryffindor house, the one with no sense of style obviously - as I went to join Bella at our table. She smiled at me and then we both turned to look as Rosalie was up next.
Rosalie's POV
I looked around the room, noticing that every guy in the entire room was staring at me, even the teachers, as I went to get sorted. I glared at the mangy old hat before I hesitantly put it on my head. I was pretty sure it would mess my hair up, and I'd spent the last hour - in the real world, our world – straightening it, and curling it at a few places, making it flow delicately around my shoulders, and down my back. If it messed my hair up now I was going to throw it into the fire later!
I frowned as I waited for my verdict, hoping I would end up in Ravenclaw, too, with my sister and Bella. Even if I didn't like Bella, I still preferred her before all those other freaks in the room. I saw Edward smile at me then, and I shot him a look of annoyance, but he just continued to smile, happy I liked Bella that much, I assumed. Then the hat began;
What have we here? Little Miss Perfect, but oh! Very intelligent, I see. What A shocker! Blond and intelligent. Wow. Oh, let's see here.. this is interesting.. smart, but also very sneaky. That fits, I guess. That's where the brain comes from. I wonder if her parents were blond, too. They can't have been! Ah well.. she's more wicked than some people around here are, so.. it better be..
"SLYTHERIN!"
My eyes widened out of fury as it cried the house's name that I was going to be in this year. Two things made me furious now. Firstly, I wasn't going to be in the same one as my girlfriends, and secondly, it'd bashed me BIG time! I was shocked by it, wondering also if it behaved like this to everyone, and why they hadn't replaced it earlier if that was the case.
I could see it on my brother's face that he was as shocked as me, obviously he'd heard everything the hat had said to me, Alice and Bella. I inclined my head towards the hat after I'd taken it off, and gotten up from the tiny stool, asking if he was going to go next. But Emmett beat him to it, snatching the hat as soon as I had stepped away from it, and put it on his head, grinning.
I walked off to the Slytherin table, frowning, not happy at all with this, and sat myself down. I knew now that this year was going to be much more horrible than I'd imagined earlier.
Emmett's POV
Oh, good lord! The hat began saying to me, and I got confused. What was wrong? It was just me. Well, this one's not difficult at all! He's just plain stupid, but very kind, too, I'll admit. So obviously it'll be..
"HUFFLEPUFF!"
"BOOYAH!" I exclaimed, grinning, as I got up from the seat. "Beat that one, Eddie!" I laughed, and went to sit down at my table.
"Em..?" My 'youngest' brother called, and I looked back at him, slightly confused by the tone in his voice. He sounded amused. "What?" I asked.
"The hat.." I could see he was surpressing the urge to laugh, and so was Jasper. I looked around the room and noticed that everyone was pretty much on the verge of laughing, too. I could see tears in the corners of Bella's eyes.
"Ah well," I smiled, walking back and handing the hat to Jasper, who was still smiling widely at me. He took it from me, and patted me on the shoulder before placing himself on the small chair. I went back to the Hufflepuff table to watch my brothers getting sorted themselves.
Jasper's POV
I was still smiling as I sat down with the hat on my head, absorbing the good mood that everyone seemed to be in. Obviously Emmett's little stunt just now had lightened it, and for that I was grateful. Before it had been quite nervous in here, people whispering to each other about the way we looked etc. We were quite used to it, so none of us really bothered anymore.
I winked at my wife, Alice, before the hat started talking, hoping I'd get Ravenclaw, too. And I could feel that same hope emanating from Edward, as he would have major difficulties if he and Bella were to be separated. Luckily Rose and Emmett could stay away from each other for longer periods, so that would perhaps work out better than for the rest of us. But the only thing that made their separation possible, though, was the fact that Emmett often did things that pissed Rosalie off, and could make her deny him the one thing he was pretty much addicted to; Sex. So, as me and Alice were sort of dependent on each other, like Edward and Bella, I hoped for both couples that we'd get Ravenclaw, too.
Okay, so what's this? Hm.. very brave, I see. Interesting. Well, he's obviously scarred for life. It laughed me really loud right in my ear at it's own sick joke, referring to the many scars I had required from my time as a non-vegetarian vampire. War-veteran my ass! He's crazy, too. Ah, this one's not so hard either. Pity. Well, I'll just dump the scarhead in the same house as the other one. So, it better be..
"GRYFFINDOR!"
I frowned as I got up, looking over at Alice who didn't look too happy either, knowing we wouldn't be together this year as much as we usual were. I would talk to her later, after dinner, but right now I had to go sit down at my table. I hope it works out for you two at least, I thought as I passed my brother who was the last one to go.
"Thanks," he murmured back and then went to take the seat I'd just left, putting that stupid hat on his head.
Edward's POV
I was desperately hoping that fate hadn't totally given up on us, and that it'd cut at least me and Bella some slack. I wasn't so sure if I'd be able to be away from her that much an entire year. I was so used to be with her; be in the same classes at school, watch her sleep every night and just talk to her in general. Although, I could probably still watch her sleep, seeing as I didn't sleep myself, and I wouldn't have anything else to do at night. But then it hit me, she wasn't alone in her dormitory, so it wasn't really a moot point. I guessed we'd had to figure something out to get through this year then. But, let's take one thing at a time first.
Okay.. here's the nutjob in the bunch! Well, apparently he hears voices. Sign of a crazy person. I started hearing the theme song of the movie Psycho all of a sudden, in my head. But he's the bravest one of them all, though. Intelligent, no doubt, so all things considered..clever, crazy, and very brave.. it better be..
"GRYFFINDOR!"
As I heard the name of the house I'd been sorted into, my mood fell instantly. So there wouldn't be so much time for me to be with my love. Perfect, I thought sarcastically before looking over at her, noticing that she was sad as well. I wanted to go over to her so badly, and comfort her, but I couldn't as I had to go and sit down next to my brother. But thank god, though, for at least placing me in the same house as one of my familymembers!
After their rather depressing dinner..
Bella's POV
After that extremely boring dinner, which consisted of me eating slowly, without interest, and Alice just staring at the table, both of us frowning. Also, all the students in our house were staring at us.
The best part happened after dinner, as we were about to leave the Great Hall. Edward ran, in human speed, up to me, and wrapped his arms around me. I rested my head contently on his cool chest, breathing in his scent, getting calmer, and happier, by his presence. He laid his head on the top of my head, and we stood like that for a few minutes.
"You won't stay with me tonight, will you?" I asked sadly, being the first one to talk.
He sighed; "I don't know, love. I will try, though. I will try my hardest." He pulled back and kissed my forehead. "Perhaps we should go look for your common room, though? I can't visit you if I don't know where I should go." He grinned, releasing all of me, but my hand. "Come on!"
Alice smiled warmly at us as we left her in the Entrance Hall, as she was waiting for the others to join her. For some reason they hadn't come out yet.
"See you later Bella, Edward!" she called after us, and we said in chorus; "See you later Alice!", making us both grin at each other as we started searching for the entrance to the Ravenclaw common room.
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