It's really short. But I thought it was funny. Enjoy. Thanks. Review.
Don't think for one minute that I would let Rosalie get to me. I am Edward Cullen. I go with my mind, not someone else's, mostly because my mind knows what's best for me, whether it may not be the best thing for me or not.
Now...only to find Bella again. I wandered around the hall where her locker was. A few girls strolled by me and giggled to each other. My good looks have brought more pleasure to the masses. A guy strolled by and winked at me. Hey, it was a compliment.
"Bella." I called to her when she walked up to her locker.
She turned her head to look at who called her name. She quickly took her gaze off me and focused on her locker. I had never seen someone grab their books so hurriedly.
"Where's the fire?" I asked her. "And I don't mean the one burning between us."
"There's no fire."
"Some smoke perhaps?" I tried again.
"Nope." She threw her books in her bag.
"There's nothing between us?"
"No." Bella threw the bag over her shoulder and shut her locker.
"How?"
She tried to get around me but gave up. "What do you mean how? We barely know each other, that's how."
"Well then that's the perfect reason to maybe have dinner tonight." I smiled at her and leaned against her locked gracefully.
"It's a school night."
"So?" I gave her a confused look.
"So, it's a school night and I have homework."
I didn't understand this need to do homework. Why wasn't she putting it aside for my good looks?
"You can't be serious?" I half laughed, half exasperated.
"Well, someone has to be serious in this school."
"Why don't we get serious together?" I smirked at Bella and checked her out.
She just stared at me, eyes wide.
"You disgusting pig!" She spat at me, making several heads in the hallway turn toward us.
I looked around at them and shrugged, smiling nervously. Bella brisk fully walked down the hall away from me and out the school doors.
"I'll crack her." I nodded my head at the shocked observers.
"No you won't." A guy said after he slammed his locker shut. "Bella's not like your little group of followers. I can't believe how many girls adore you. At least Bella has some sense, be nice to her and let her keep it. You turn girls into mindless zombies."
"Say what?" I stiffened up. "Mindless zombies?"
"Yeah."
"You mean they come back?" I cringed in my spot.
"What?"
"The girls...they come back?"
"What are you talking about?" He looked at me bewildered.
"How much do you know?" I stuck my face an inch away from his and our noses pressed against each other. "How much do you know?"
"I know that you're a mind sucking, dignity robbing, individuality crushing idiot."
I moved back. "Oh, is that is? Thank goodness. I thought it was something bad!" I sighed a sigh of relief and slapped him on the shoulder. "Don't you worry...Malcolm...Michael...Mason?"
"Michael." He said.
"I knew it! See...now...Bella is a girl." I wrapped my arm around his slightly shorter frame and guided him down the hallway with me. "She is prone to feel feelings for guys like me. Now...if you were to like her, I could understand your jealousy for me. It's me; I mean...I'm Edward Cullen." I laughed. "But seriously, girls like me dude, you just have to get rid of the attitude and accept that."
He broke away from my arm and pushed me away.
"You are so unbelievable!" He accused me.
I smiled. "I know...it is unbelievable how the girls love me."
"No you idiot." He groaned. "Just forget it. I heard you were slow, rude and arrogant but this in ridiculous."
I stood there as he, like Bella, walked off brisk fully down the hall and out of the school doors. Maybe I was being ridiculous. Maybe I wasn't even that good looking? Maybe I was imagining all the girls liking me! Oh no, I was losing everything I had thought I was. No girl will ever look at me again. I am ruined.
"Hey Edward!" A cute red head waved at me as she came down the hall.
"Hellllllloooooooo there." I whistled and ran after her.
Never mind, I'm still me, Edward Cullen.
