Marriage
Marriage
"What do you mean it'll be alright?" Tsuna nearly yelled. It was sweet Kyoko that he was talking to, so it was a near yell instead of a real yell.
"I agree with Kyoko. This situation will be alright," Haru said calmly. She's learned by now that if you stay calm then Tsuna will calm down faster.
"I have to get married, by the end of next month, to a girl. The girls I feel comfortable marrying are in a relationship with each other. I'm in a relationship with… well, none of them are female. How can either of you say it'll be fine?" Tsuna asked while tugging on his hair.
"Yes, it'll be alright," Kyoko told Tsuna firmly.
"How?" Tsuna asked in disbelief.
"Like this. Kyoko and I have talked about this before and have the perfect solution for you?" Haru said cheerfully.
"Okay. Wait, why have you guys talked about this?" Tsuna asked bewildered.
"It was inevitable," Haru said while Kyoko giggled.
"Alright, how is this going to work?" Tsuna asked feeling defeated and resigned.
"Simple you marry one of us," Haru said as she pointed at Kyoko and herself.
"We don't care who you choose either," Kyoko said.
"But," Tsuna stuttered.
"Look, in history it has shone that no one cared who was having an affair, with who, or why. All that matters is that the boss be married and have sired a legitimate child. You'd make a great father. Both Kyoko and I want to be pregnant at least once. So this arrangement would work for all parties involved," Haru explained.
"You could've asked someone else to be the father," Tsuna said sullenly.
"Nope. You're the only one either of us wouldn't jealous of or grossed out by," Haru said.
"My brother is automatically out of the question and Lambo is practically a younger brother," Kyoko said.
"Gokudera would probably kill them with as violent as he is. Yamamoto is too oblivious for their safety. Hibari-san would probably bite them to death the first time they'd cry. I don't think I need to tell you why Mukuro-san wouldn't work," Haru said with a shiver.
"Besides with you being the father, they'd have six instant uncles that wouldn't and couldn't hurt or kill them. None of them would be good babysitting choices, but the children would be protected without any worries of compromising loyalties. That was probably your father's and my brother's biggest problem," Kyoko finished explaining.
"Then which one of you am I marrying?" Tsuna asked feeling a little defeated.
"Well, Haru always did used to say she'd be a mafia boss' wife. I don't see any reason why she'd need to be wrong," Kyoko answer with a smile.
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Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn and characters belong to Amano Akira
