Back in Demyx's room (again) The Third Dare

Marluxia, frozen in a block of ice, is being thawed out with a hair dryer. "Well, we managed to thaw some off the ice with Larxene's hairdryer." Demyx had a black eye. He looked towards Axel. "You know, you could have stopped Larxene from punching the crap out of me!"

"Why spoil the fun of seeing you get your ass kicked by a girl? Again…" Axel sneered.

"Let's keep playing!" Roxas insisted." This is starting to get interesting" Marluxia is finally thawed out. "Your turn Marluxia." Axel said. "Yay!" Marluxia shouted with glee. "Xigbar, I dare you—."

"You got to ask truth or dare first, stupid dude!" Xigbar nicely reminded him.

"Oh, right… truth or dare?" Marluxia asked.

"Knowing you, truth." Xigbar said thinking as though he had dodged a bullet with that choice.

"How old are you?" Xigbar was silent. "Xigbar?"

"I'm not telling you, dude."

"Hey, no fair!" Marluxia turns toward Demyx. "Demyx make him tell!"

"Okay, you're allowed three questions." Demyx explained. "If you don't answer any, then you have to do a dare!"

"And if I don't?" Xigbar asked defiantly. Another smirk appears on Demyx's face. "I didn't say I only had embarrassing photos of Axel…"

"Okay fine! Next question, dude" Xigbar asked with discontent.

"How'd you lose your eye?" Marluxia asked.

"….next question."

"What color is your underwear?" Marluxia asked with glee.

"What kind of question is that?!" Xigbar questioned with shock and disturbance.

"A question that counted!" Demyx reminded. "And since you didn't answer any, time for --!"

"Yay! Now then, I dare you…" Marluxia paused. "To scare our boss!"

"That's it?" Xigbar asked, expecting something worse. "That's easy. I'll just tell him that he's in credit card debt and the repo men are coming this way."

"I guess that would scare someone like Xemnas." Demyx said aloud.

Marluxia didn't agree. "Nuh-uh, we're doing it my way!"

"This'll be good." Axel thought.

In the shower room

Behind the shower curtain you can see the silhouette of Xemnas as he is washing himself. (Not that you'd want to.) As he was washing and singing the "Don't cha!" song (horribly), the water temperature changed and he began to scream. "Aaah! COLD!! Stupid Xaldin and his hot tub, he's

always using up the hot water!" Then suddenly the water turned steaming hot. "GAAH!!!!" He jumped out of the shower, grabbed a towel, dried off, and turned off the shower. "….stupid…I'll get him…" Xemnas muttered. He grabbed for his coat but couldn't find it. "What? Hey! Where's my….? Ugh…" He takes the towel and wraps it around his waist. He then exits the shower room and walks into the hallway, holding the towel around his waist, and muttering a few foul words.

"Some frigging wise guy probably thought it would be funny if their boss were to walk

around in the hall stark naked!" He said in a tone of anger.

Comes to his bedroom door. "Well it's not going to work," He opens the door and walks into his room. "Because I have a towel on—AAAHH!" Arrows had suddenly shot out towards Xemnas. He dodged them, however they hit everything else in his room. The arrows then finally stopped.

"Wha–, wha…?" Xemnas panted. Just then Xigbar appeared from behind the door way of the room.

"Uh, hi boss." He greeted, in a sincere voice. "You're probably wondering why I was shooting at you. Um, ya see—"

"Xigbar!? You did this!?" Xemnas exploded with rage. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?" He was quite furious.

"No, wait, you understand! It was just a dare—"

"A WHAT!?" Still steaming.

"Uh, I was all Marluxia's idea! He made me do it!" Xigbar breaks down and squeals, pointing at the doorway from where Marluxia stood and watched behind the whole time. Xemnas then looks and sees Marluxia, waving back with a happy-go-lucky grin on his face. Xemnas then looks back at Xigbar.

"You expect me to believe a pink-haired pansy influenced you to do this?" Xemnas rhetorically asked. "That sounds like something a drunk would say!"

"Well, now that you mention it…" Xigbar says, trying to weasel his way out.

"Nice try." Says Xemnas, in a dark tone.

Kingdom Hearts characters © Tetsuya Nomura