They Speak

Chapter Three


Oh, God, this was a short and dumb chapter...


Today, in They Speak, we shall do the following:

Attempt at reading Wildmutt's mind...

Make fun of all the villains The Master has fought.


"Benwolf!" Stinkfly looked pissed. "Stop with the narration!!"

Benwolf smiled sheepishly. "Sorry."


Mission: Slightly Impossible

"Wildmutt! Come here, boy!"

Wildmutt perked up at a robotic voice called him. Panting, his tongue handing out of his mouth, he ran over to where all the other aliens were.

"We're gonna read your mind!" Heatblast exclaimed joyfully.

Wildmutt just panted.

Attempt One

"Okay, so how do we do this?" Stinkfly asked.

"Usually people can tell what a dog is thinking by the way its tail wags," Wildvine informed them.

They all glared at the plant alien.

"What?"

"No tail, you retard!" Benmummy said.

"Oh."

Attempt Two

"Or by the look is its eyes," Benwolf pointed out.

"What, are we all freaking stupid?" Heatblast said. "He doesn't have eyes!"

"I thinks he does have gills," Ripjaws reminded them.

"Okay," Benvicktor said. "How 'bout you read his gills and see what you can see in them! No? Didn't think so!" He turned away and muttered, "Ass..."

Attempt Three

Upgrade placed a hand on the (stupid) dog alien's forehead. "Maybe I can read his mind..."

"Are you kidding me?" Grey Matter laughed from his shoulder. "You don't have telepathy!"

Upgrade's eye dimmed. "Ghostfreak does."

The other aliens shouted immediately. "No fucking way are we going to that moron!" XLR8 shouted. "He's evil!"

A small clapping of hands sounded above the chorus of voices, and they all looked over to Ghostfreak, who was still in his 'cell'.

"Very well done, Kineceleran," he said to XLR8. "You've pointed out the obvious. Your species is always good at that."

Fourarms had to hold XLR8 back from charging at Ghostfreak; even with the Tetramand's superior strength, all the others had to help.

Attempt Four

Benwolf spoke in a very basic canine language to Wildmutt, who answered back with a loud roar. Their howls grew louder until the other aliens couldn't take it anymore.

Finally, both canines abruptly stopped, and Benwolf trotted over to the others. Ditto said something inaudible.

"So?" Cannon Bolt asked. "What'd he say?"

"Well, Vulpimancers don't really like talking, so he said to me, 'Stop yelling at me!'."

The others fell to the ground, exasperated.

When they did, Wildmutt stared at all of them. Then, his mouth formed into what seemed to be a smile, and he snickered.


Villainous Idiots

"Why does Kevin so ugly?"

The random question came from Upgrade. Everyone looked at the mechanical alien.

"He's a...what do they call them?" Heatblast said thoughtfully. "An amalgamation...of all of us."

"Big word," Stinkfly said, putting a hand to his head, dizzy.

"He has, like, six freaking arms!" Ditto joined in.

"Two of Wildmutt's," Grey Matter said.

"One of mine," Diamondhead pointed out.

"And one of Heatblast's," XLR8 finished. "Wait, didn't you say six arms?"

The others ignored him and began talking once again.

"And Vilgax," Upchuck said. "He's like some walking squid on steroids."

"And some other undefined illegal drugs," Grey Matter said quietly, chuckling as he did so.

"Illegal drugs?" Ripjaws echoed. "Why would he takes those from Earth?"

The others stared at him blankly.

"Idiot," a voice whispered.

"And, then, we have the drug-case of them all," Fourarms said, sending a rude gesture in Ghostfreak's direction (with all four hands!). "What prescriptions are you on?"

Ghostfreak huffed indignantly. "I am on no human intoxications, you fools," he said.

"Oh, so you're just ass ugly?" Diamondhead muttered.

All the aliens laughed.

"I am not!" Ghostfreak yelled.

"You looked better with that cover on so no one could see your face," Benvicktor said. "Why'd you rip it off? Why'd you have to kill all of us with your ugly self?"

"You maimed the world!" Cannon Bolt yelled.

There was another group laugh.

"Dammit," Ghostfreak cursed.

"Aw, he's upset!" Wildvine said.

Ghostfreak would have lunged at them, if he could. But he couldn't. So he just sat there, restraining himself from attacking, his arms crossed.

"You look like a corpse," came Benmummy's voice.

"So do you!" Ghostfreak yelled back.

Benmummy's emerald eyes blinked. "Then I'm frightened to even think about calling you kin."

"What about a kiln?" Ghostfreak threatened, losing his touch.

"The only fire hot enough to kill me is a star," the mummy alien informed him. "And, if I recall...I burn, you burn."


I know, short chapter. I'll come up with something soon!

I would do this for a Ben 10 video on YouTube if I had clips...and knew how to make such a video. I'm not good at them.