Hey there! Here's chapter 3 if you've been waiting! And thanks for the reviews again! I may not seem like it, but I really appreciate it! I SERIOUSLY DO. LIKE, A LOT. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! You guys make me feel like less of a worthless writer! By the way, I'm getting better from my cold! Thanks a lot! :D
Warning: This chapter is longer than chapter 2 for some reason... like I said, I have lots of things on my mind. :3 but don't fret! It's just that I use a lot of dialogue, so I have to start a new paragraph each time, therefore, making this chapter LOOK long. Don't worry, you'll be okay by the end of this. If not, you can sue me for all the money I don't have!
Alright, I'm done talking now, please enjoy! ^_^
Later that day after the fight, the boys felt completely and utterly embarrassed. Once they all got to their rooms (with Ness being last), they laid on top of their beds, and curled themselves inside under their blankets.
"I wanna die, I wanna die, I wanna die!" TL muffled under his blanket.
"M-Me too! Everyone thinks we're..." Ness shudders. "NOOBS."
That word seemed to make all of them shake. All was busy soaking in their embarrassment, until faint sniffles were heard. Ness and TL came out of their blanket.
"Where's that coming from?" Ness asked.
"I dunno." TL shrugged. They both looked around for a bit until they came to the one sure spot where it was coming from. Underneath Lucas' blanket.
"Lucas, dude. Are you... crying?" TL got off his bed, along with Ness.
"N-NO I'M NOT CRYING! I'm just having a manly moment, is all," Lucas choked out.
"Uhhh you sound like it." Ness was now standing by Lucas' bed, and was lifting up his bedsheet slowly.
"WELL I-I'M NOT!" Lucas holds his blanket down.
"Sure you aren't," TL says sarcastically as he forcibly pulls up his blanket and reveals him.
Yup, Lucas was crying.
"Aw, don't cry Lucas," Ness says, putting an arm around his shoulder.
"HOW CAN'T I?" Lucas sputters. "Everyone thinks we're noobs now! And now we can never leave our room for as long as we live!"
"Don't worry Lucas, everything will be alright...?" TL awkwardly pats Lucas on the back. "I'm sorry Lucas, I just can't take you seriously if you're crying in Ness' body. Pfft..." He stifles a laugh.
Ness slaps TL across the face. "ONLY THIS ONCE YOU WILL SEE ME CRY!"
"OW! Okay, geez! Calm the heck down!" TL rubbed his face.
Then right at that moment, a knocking came to the door. No, not a knocking, it was more like one big fist banging really really hard on the thin wood of a door. And every bang sounded like it would have made the door break.
"OPEN THE DOOOOOR !" Crazy Hand spasmed outside of the room.
"OKAY OKAY!" TL darted to the door and opened it. Once he did, Crazy Hand knocked him out of way as he went in.
All at once, a dirty look was given to Crazy Hand from all three boys.
"SO, I BET YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY I'M HERE." He twitches.
TL groans. "Actually no, we weren't wondering why you were here. We were wondering when you would leave."
"..." Crazy Hand stares at TL menacingly. 'MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. STRANGLE,' he thought, as he kept his cool.
"HA HA HA. GOOD ONE." He pats TL on the back, hard.
"So, why are you here, Master Hand?" Ness got back on topic.
"UHHHHH..." Crazy Hand drones, "DNSJKAL;FDSAJK;F'DSA;AKFBJHIOAL." His fingers twisted and turned in an insane way. Ness, TL, and Lucas were personally freaked out, until the hand froze in place, and continued his sentence.
"I AM HERE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY BRO. I KNOW HE DID SOME MESSED UP STUFF TO YOU. MAKING YOU BRAWL TOGETHER WHEN HE KNEW YOU GUYS SWITCHED BODIES," he lies.
"W-What? Wasn't it you that made us go through this?" Lucas asked.
"And how did you and Master Hand know we switched bodies?" Ness puts in another question.
Crazy Hand pauses for a moment and spasmed in mid-air. Next thing they knew, the hand laid on the floor and started rolling all over the place like a hyper dog. He only does that when he's thinking hard. Then he gets back up and answers their questions in order. "NOPE! IT WASN'T ME THAT MADE YOU GO THROUGH THIS. MASTER HAND DID. HE JUST MADE ME TAKE THE BLAME. AND WHEN HE CAME TO YOUR RESCUE THIS MORNING DURING THE BRAWL, IT WAS JUST A PART OF HIS ACT." He turns to Ness. "AND AS FOR YOUR QUESTION... TO BE HONEST, MY BRO MADE YOU SWITCH BODIES. ON PURPOSE."
All the boys gasped.
"OH HELLS NAW." TL's mouth was gaping.
"YEP, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. AND I'D LIKE TO SAY I'M VERY, VERY SORRY." The hand said in a fake sad voice.
"D-Don't be! It wasn't your fault," Lucas gives him a hug.
"UUH YEAH, SURE IT WASN'T. HAHA..." Crazy Hand shoves Lucas off and then bursts through the door, breaking the whole lock on the way out. Then he screamed throughout the hallways. "EEEUUUGGGHHHH! I HATE HUUUGGGGGSSSSSZZZZZ! SOMEBODY GIVE ME SOME HAND SANITZZZEEEEERRRR!"
After that sentence, the boys heard nothing more after that. They only heard glass shattering, and the words, "MY TTEEEEAAAAAACCCUUUPPPPSSS!" coming from Peach. But that was mostly it.
"I...I can't believe it!" Ness was devastated. "Master Hand did all this!"
"THAT DIRTY LITTLE GLOVE!" Steam was literally coming out of TL's ears, and his face doubled in red since he was in Lucas' body. He readies his fist at no one in particular. "Just wait until I get my hands on him! I'll kick his butt from one side of the room to the other!"
"But Master Hand doesn't have a butt..." Lucas pointed out.
"Fine fine! I'll kick his pinkie then!" TL rephrased.
"Okay TL, I don't care about what you kick because we won't be able to because this is MASTER Hand we're talking about," concluded Ness, "so in other words, there's nothing we could do about it, the only thing to do is... FIND A WAY TO GET BACK IN OUR OWN BODIES AGAIN!"
The other two agree.
"Alright then!" TL was pumped up. "What should we try out first?"
"Hmmm..." Ness stroked his chin while thinking. As soon as he found an idea a lightbulb appeared over his head. "WE SHOULD GOOGLE IT."
Lucas and TL gasp.
"SIMPLY, BRILLIANT!" TL praises, as he got out his Tri-Force themed laptop. He then opens it up and typed in his password, which was, 'TriforceHunk101' into his account so he could log in. Then he goes to the google search engine.
Ness and Lucas group around him.
"Now type in 'how to switch bodies'," Ness instructed.
"Yeah, yeah." TL does what Ness said. When he did, a bunch of results came up on the screen, at which the three stared intently at.
"AH YES~ Go to the one with wikipedia on it," TL said.
"TL, wikipedia is an unreliable source!" Lucas explained.
"PFFTTT YEAH RIGHT! I've been using that site ever since first grade. And I'm a freaking genius!"
"Okay then, what kind of grades have you been getting?"
"..." TL hesistated, then continued. "F's... BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE THE TEACHER GRADED MY TESTS WRONG! She be saying 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 5..." He crosses his arms.
"TL," Ness calls.
"Yeah?"
"You're a freaking retard."
"Oh please Ness, stop complimenting me," TL said sarcastically.
"I wasn't complimenting you."
"I know." TL smirks. "Retard."
They growl, about ready to tackle each other at any moment.
"Enough you two!" Lucas scolds. "Stop acting like children!" He scrolls down the computer webpages as the other two were fighting.
Ness listens to Lucas. "He's right, we have to settle this like MEN." He flexes.
"INDEED." TL flexes with Ness. "But what would men do?"
TL and Ness think for awhile... until they have come to a conclusion. "MAKEUP CONTEST," they say at the same time.
Lucas squeals and closes the laptop. "I wanna play! I wanna play!" He jumps up and down.
"Okay Lucas! Calm down!" TL smiles as he got out their shared makeup box. "WE CAN ALL PARTICIPATE IN THIS MANLY ACTIVITY!"
"YEAH!" Ness and Lucas cheered. And then they all forgot about what their main goal was.
Meanwhile, Crazy Hand spasmed all the way back to Master Hand's office. After breaking Peach's imported tea sets, he wasn't so sure if he could accuse her of being a normal woman anymore. He screams for no reason.
"I WAAANNTTT A TAACCCOOOO!" He punches a huge hole in the wall. Then he continues being crazy. "WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN WITH A COOL LOOKING MUSTACHE LIKE MARRIOO'SSS!" he screams out randomly, around people. They slowly backed away.
When he was done with that, the next thing he knew, he was at the entrance to his brother's office, in which he punched open the door and floated in. "HI BRO."
"Hey Crazy Hand." Master Hand doesn't break his concentration from his experiments. "Did you do what I told you?"
"YEP." Crazy Hand salutes. He floats slowly towards his brother and stood next to him. "WHATCHA DOIN~?"
Master Hand sighs. "I told you a billion times already, I'm finding a cure for TL, Lucas, and Ness to get them back in their original bodies again."
"...OKAY." Crazy Hand just stood completely still next to his brother for a few awkward minutes.
"..."
"..."
Master Hand couldn't take it anymore.
"GO AWAY!" he yelled.
Then out of nowhere, Crazy Hand snatched up a potion. "I NAMED THIS POTION LISA."
"AAAHH! Put that down! That's flesh eating acid!" Master Hand panicks as he snagged it from his brother and put it back on the table.
"NO IT'S NOT! IT'S LISA!" Crazy Hand said angrily.
"It's not called Lisa! It's flesh eating acid you dumbass!"
Crazy Hand looks straight at his brother with intense eyes. "IT'S. NAMED. LISA."
"..." Master Hand just stood there, taking in the fact his brother was stupid as hell. "Okay, you know what? Nevermind... it's called Lisa then." Master Hand facepalmed. "Now will you just give me some space to work on this?"
"WHY?"
"You know why."
"WHY?"
"I'm not saying it again."
"WWWHHHYYYY?"
Master Hand groans. "Because I'm finding a cure for TL, Lucas, and Ness to get them back in their original bodies again!"
Crazy Hand gasps. "Y-YOU LIAR! YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN!" He shoves his brother to the ground. "I CAN'T TRUST ANYONE ANYMOOORRREEE! SO I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!" he cried, flying around in absurd directions. Then he accidently flies into a wall, and gets knocked out cold. His fingers twitch a little before he heads into his coma.
"...THANK GOD." Master Hand let out a huge sigh of relief.
Back with the boys...
Right now, the three stood in front of their dresser mirror, applying makeup and having a manly conversation.
"So like, me and this one girl were hanging out at the mall one day, and like, she told me she just got a new boyfriend or something..." Ness exclaimed in a girlish voice as he applied mascara to his now large cat eyes. Then the other two gasp.
"Did he have money?" TL asked excitedly, putting on some red lipstick.
"Was he hot?" Lucas added eye shadow to his eyes.
"Yes, and YES!" Ness squealed. "But then the next day she just had to go cheating on him with some another boy..."
"MMMMMM..." Lucas and TL shook their heads.
"Dat gurl don't know what she be missin'," TL was telling it how it is while he snapped his fingers in Z-formation. The other two nodded. They were all just about to talk about other stuff, until Wario happened to walk through their opened door.
"W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" Wario asked, wide eyed and freaked out. "And I thought I was weird!" He takes out an onion and rubs it on his face for no particular reason.
Ness, Lucas, and TL jerked their heads at Wario and stood there, completely nervous and embarrassed.
"We were doing, NOTHING." Ness took a towel off the dresser and wiped the makeup completely off his face. Then TL and Lucas did too.
Wario just looked at us like we were aliens. "..."
"U-UMM, so what are you here for?" TL changed subjects.
"Well I'm just here to apologize for this morning's incident," says Wario, leaving out the fact that Master Hand threatened everyone who threw anything at them to go apologize at once. "So, I'm sorry." He was just about to leave, until TL came up to him.
"Woah woah woah, you think you're getting off the hook so easily?" He holds out his hand greedily.
Wario stares at TL weirdly. "What's up with you Lucas? I thought you were scared of me."
"HAH! As if!" TL still held his hands out. "Now, what do you have for us?"
"I got NOTHING," Wario admitted, digging into his pockets and pulling them inside-out to prove.
"Yeah, I see... but you still gotta give us something."
The grouchy old man stroked his chin as he was thinking, and stopped as soon as an idea came to mind. "...You want a lap dance?"
Ness, TL, and Lucas stood there wide eyed, mouths gaping. The expression on Wario's face told them that he was dead serious.
"Yes?" Ness said, unsurely. Lucas smacked him across the face for that.
"WARIO LEAVE, NOW." Lucas pointed towards the door.
"Aw, okay..." Wario hung his head down as he walked out of the room. "You just missed out," he says, before he closes the door. When he was gone, TL and Lucas turned to Ness.
"Ness, what the hell?" TL held his hands out, gesturing towards the boy.
"WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?" he cried, apparently over pressured. "If you were in my shoes, you'd probably say yes too!"
"Uhhh, no I wouldn't!" TL explained, "I would have said 'EWWW! NO! YOU PEDOPHILE!' then scream loudly as I kick him in the nuts and run away."
"Oh..." He turns to Lucas. "Okay then, what would you have said?"
"I would have said, 'No, I'm already taken' and then run away and never ever make contact with him again," admitted Lucas.
Ness took a moment to absorb what each of them said. "I ju- okay..." He hung his head down.
Lucas pats him on the back. "It's alright Ness, it's alright."
TL laughed so hard at him. "WOOOOW! Just imagine what would have happened if Ness was the only one talking to Wario! HAHAHAAAHA!"
Ness glowered at him, but said nothing.
As expected, TL continued laughing and making fun of him, that is, until he felt something on the pit of his stomach. "Oh uh, you guys, I gotta pee real quick." He heads for the bathroom in their room.
"Okay," said Ness and Lucas at the same time. Then Lucas' head shot up.
"WAIT A MINUTE! NO TL!" He ran to the front of the bathroom door and puts his body in the way. "Can't you hold it?"
TL shuffles in place as he crossed his legs with a constipated look on his face. "Does it look like I can hold it?" he asked. "NOW GET OUTTA THE WAY!" He nudges Lucas to the side, but he doesn't move.
"N-NO! You can pee as soon as we get our bodies back!" Lucas insisted.
"I CAN'T LUCAS! I HAVEN'T PEED SINCE THE MOMENT WE SWITCHED BODIES!" TL cried. Then Ness came up to them.
"C'mon Lucas, just let him use the bathroom. What's so wrong if he uses it?" Ness asked.
"EVERYTHING," said Lucas boldly, and with wide eyes.
"LUCAS, DUDE. I'M ABOUT TO PISS IN YOUR SHORTS!" TL cringes. "LET ME GO THROUGH!"
"F-FINE! BUT YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND NOT LAUGH!" Lucas gets out of the way and TL bursts into the bathroom. He shut the door with a big bang and locks it. The moment he did, Lucas put his ear on the door. Since he did, Ness did too.
The only thing they heard was, well, TL using the bathroom. Along with the words, "AH~ PARADISE~" coming from him. Soon enough, he was done and was flushing the toilet.
"OKAY! You're done! Now get out!" Lucas demanded.
"..." TL was silent.
"TL! Get out, NOW!" Lucas started banging on the door.
"..."
"TL!" Lucas screamed.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! OH MY FREAKING GOD! WHAT IS THIS LUCAS? MY LITTLE PONY BOXERS! HAHAHA!" TL was rolling on the bathroom floor laughing. Hearing that, Ness stifled a laugh.
Lucas blushed like mad. "You've had your fun now! GET OUT THIS INSTANT!"
"Why~? These boxers don't look half bad~" TL said sarcastically. "I especially like the pink on it. It's perfect~" He snickers.
Being unable to control his laughter anymore, Ness collapsed to the floor laughing and banging his fist on the ground. "AHAHAHAHAAHAA! This is priceless!" Ness gasps for breath.
"GGRRRR!" Overcome with rage, Lucas kicked down the bathroom door and pinned TL down. "YOU'LL PAY!"
However, TL just kept on laughing. That is, until Lucas pulled out Rope Snake from Ness' backpack that he had on. TL gasped in fear.
"L-LUCAS PLEASE! DON'T!" TL squeaked, trying to get out of Lucas' grasp, but failed.
Lucas laughed evily as he dangled Rope Snake over TL. Every time the snake got close to his face, he screamed like a girl.
"Now, say you're sorry~" Lucas smirked.
"N-NO!" TL put his hands in front of his face. Lucas just brought his snake even closer. "EEEEEK!"
"Lucas! I've missed you!" said Rope Snake, about a few inches from TL's face. "NOW GIMME A KISS~" The snake puckers his lips at TL.
"AAAHHHH! IT'S GONNA EAT MEEEE!" TL squirms. "OKAY LUCAS! I'M SOR-" Captain Falcon and Snake peek their heads through the bathroom window.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY...?" their greeting decreased in normality as the two stared at the boys.
Everyone seemed to freeze in place.
"...So Ness is dangling a snake on Lucas, who has his shorts down revealing his My Little Pony boxers, while TL is over there laughing his ass off. Seems legit." Snake absorbed the situation around him.
TL pushes Lucas off of him and pulls up his shorts. "Yeah, says the person who IS PEEKING THROUGH OUR BATHROOM WINDOW!" TL exclaims. "And our room is on the 5th floor! What the hell are you even standing on?"
Snake and Captain Falcon look down to see what they are standing on.
"He's right, what are we standing on?" Snake asks. Then at that moment, gravity takes place as both of them fall, only for Snake to barely catch ahold of the window ledge, and Captain Falcon to hold onto Snake's leg.
"LET US IN, LET US IN, LET US IN!" they both begged.
And the boys did just that, they opened the window all the way and pulled them inside. After that, they all got out of the bathroom and talked in the living room.
"OH THANK YOU!" Captain Falcon pats them all on the backs. "YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME FOR THAT!" He gives Ness a half-eaten twinkie. Ness facepalms.
"Okay, okay! We get it! Now what the heck are you two doing here?" Ness rushed.
"Oh, we're here to apologize of course," Snake says.
"Fine fine, just hurry up!" TL demanded. At a moment like this, the three didn't really want to be bothered.
"ALRIGHTY THEN~" Captain Falcon snaps his fingers. Then he nudges Snake on the arm. "I think I'll be goin' first."
"Yes you shall," agreed Snake, taking a step aside.
"EHEEMMMMM... EEEHHHEHEEMEMEMMMMM..." Captain Falcon clears his throat. "OKAY DUDES, SO I'M LIKE, UHH I'M VERY UUHHH..." he drones. "Uhhhh I'm very, sor- EHHEEEEEEEMMMMM!" He clears his throat again.
The three boys groan. And Snake was just standing their stifling a laugh, which is very noticable by everyone.
Captain Falcon stands directly in front of all the boys, and continues his apology. "I... am very, very, very, very uuhhhh I'm like, uuhhh..." He pauses for an unknown reason. "I. AM. VERY. UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." He keeps on droning.
10 minutes later.
"UUUHHHHHH..." Captain Falcon was now drooling.
"GOD FREAKING DAMMIT!" Ness got mad at how much time this was taking. "JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY AND THEN LEAVE ALRE-"
"FALCON... PAWWWWNNNCCCHHHH!" Captain Falcon unleashes the wrath of his Falcon Punch on the three boys.
"AACCCKKK!" cries of pain came from all the boys as the knockback of the punch made them crash through their glass window, thus, making them fall out of their room, and down to their deaths. They screamed, hugging each other while falling. Then soon enough, they landed with a big thump to the ground... where there so happened to be a cactus patch.
"OW! MY EVERYTHING!" TL cried, being stuck in the middle of the cactuses. "And who in the hell decided to put a cactus patch here?"
"HAHAHAHAHAAAA!" Snake and Captain Falcon were laughing non-stop as they looked down at them through the broken window. They gave each other a high-five. Apparently, they were playing some kind of joke on them. Some kind of cruel joke. Yep, Captain Falcon and Snake have no limits when they hang out. It's like soda and mentos put together.
"You've just been FALCON'D! " Captain Falcon salutes at them, then dances out their room.
Snake was just about to follow behind him, but instead, he took a moment to throw a grenade down at the boys.
"Huh?" Lucas squints his eyes at Snake. "He's throwing some kind of ball down at us."
"Don't be stupid Lucas, it's not a ball! It's some sort of black lemon shaped thing," TL says.
"Gosh, you guys are being so retarded right now! Clearly it's a brownie he's throwing down at us," Ness pointed out.
Then at that moment, the grenade hit the ground and exploded, causing all the boys to get knocked back into more cactuses. When it was over, their whole bodies were covered in black ash, and in even more prickles.
"Now you've just been SNAKE'D! HAH! Noobs!" the man said, moonwalking out of their room.
"W-We were so off," Lucas admitted.
By now, the boys couldn't move. Not just because they were too afraid to get pricked by even more cactuses, but because their bodies themselves couldn't move.
"O-Our time came faster than I thought..." TL rasped.
"Yeah..." agreed Ness, "you guys, it's been a nice life with you. And before I die, I want you people to know that you're my most bestest friends in the world."
"And before I die, I want you to know that you've got a good taste in people." TL gives Ness a weak thumbs up.
"M-Me next," Lucas calls over in a shaky voice. "And before I die, I want you guys to know that I love you with all my heart."
Ness smiles with his eyes closed. However, TL just turned his head towards Lucas.
"Even when you're near death, you can turn a situation gay," he tells him, then drifts off into a slumber. "I'm so proud of you..." he whispers.
Lucas smiles while slowly closing his eyes.
Then after that, they died a peaceful and sort of gay death with sad violin music playing the backgrou-
"WAIT A MINUTE! I CAN'T DIE!" Ness screams, as he shot up.
"GODDAMMIT NESS! You ruined the moment!" TL complained opening his eyes, along with Lucas. The other boy nods in agreement.
"But I just can't!" Ness continued. "I FORGOT TO FEED MR. SATURN!"
"Jesus Christ, where is Ness with my FOOD!" Mr. Saturn said aloud, to no one in particular. Right now, he was lying down on Ness' bed, starving.
"Man, I could eat just about anything now..." His eyes wandered over to the tv. "Wow that looks delicious." He looks at TL and Lucas' bed. "They look delicious too." His mouth starts watering. "Wow. Everything looks so delicious..."
Mr. Saturn gasps. "N-No! Get ahold of yourself! I must wait patiently for my food no matter what! I will not resolve to eating anything inanimate!"
5 minutes later.
"Where the hell did the tv go?"
Meanwhile, Ness grabbed onto TL and Lucas' hands and pulled them through the whole cactus patch. When they finally got out through the piercing pain caused by those devil's cactuses, the three collapsed to the ground in relief.
"SANCTUARY!" TL kisses the cactus-free ground, while Lucas laid down on his side, being glad that the pain was kinda over. The three still had prickles on them repeatedly tormenting them every time they moved, and the amount on their bodies was completely ridiculous, that it was basically impossible to take them all out in one day. So they just left all of them in.
Both TL and Lucas were devastated and in need of some care. However, Ness was the exact opposite.
"WE GOTTA GO!" Ness took Lucas and TL hand and literally dragged them.
"Gosh Ness, calm the heck down! It's not like your pet will die by the time we get to our room," TL pointed out.
For only a moment, Ness stopped in his tracks and stared down TL. "YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING!" Then he continued dragging them at high speed.
Once inside the front doors of the mansion, TL and Lucas got out of Ness' grasp.
"I-I think I can walk now, thanks Ness." Lucas stands up on his own.
"Me too." TL gets up.
"Okay, as you can see, I don't really care about what any of you guys gotta say." Ness shuffles in one place nervously. "LET'S JUST GO! PLEASE."
"Alright alright!" TL agreed. Then at that moment, Ness started running while clenching onto his now blonde hair.
"Hey, WAIT!" Lucas ran at a slow speed after Ness. Then TL did so too.
Before they knew it, all three got to the elevator, opened it, and then got inside. Once inside, Ness pressed the number 5 button over and over again, hard.
"Pressing the button more than once isn't going to make the elevator move faster," Lucas tells the frantic boy.
TL agrees. "Yeah! In fact, you might just break the butto-" Ness breaks the button.
"Whoops..." Ness stood there, guilty.
"I told you!" TL flicks Ness' current Hylian ears.
"OWWW!" Ness holds his ears. "I couldn't help it! GOD! Give me a break here!" Now that the elevator could go anywhere, but the 5th floor, Ness pressed the 4th floor button gently, and decided that he'd just run through the hallway until he reached the end of it, where he'd use the stairs to get to the 5th floor.
Now the elevator started moving. Everything was quiet, that is, until the elevator played the SSBB opening theme song. As soon as it came on, the boys looked at each other with smiles on their faces.
"Dance Partay?" Lucas asked.
"Dance Partay," concluded Ness.
And then they all started dancing. But for some reason, their dancing didn't go with the theme song at all. Ness was doing the Macarena, Lucas was ballet dancing, and TL was doing the worm. When they got to the 4th floor, they all went, "awww..." and got off the elevator.
And right when the three got off, they looked down the hallway, only to find that most of the doors were open for some reason. All of them just shrugged it off, and started running through the hallway. But the moment they passed the first open door, Kirby and Metaknight stopped them.
"O-Oh uh, hey you guys." Meta Knight rubs the back of his head. "So I guess you're wondering why we stopped you... it's just that we wanted to apologize."
"We weren't actually wondering, WE JUST WANNA GO!" Ness said, jumping in place. "And make the apology quick, will ya?"
"Okay okay!" Kirby cuts in. "We're really sorry! And I have something for you guys to prove it."
Ness groans, but TL happily held out his hands. "Whatcha have for us~?"
"Well... we DID have a bunch of tables for you guys, but I ate it."
"Oh." TL looks at them a weirded out face. Lucas' was no different.
"ALRIGHT WE'RE GOING NOW." Ness pulls TL and Lucas down the hallway again. But as soon as they passed right in front of another door, the person inside stopped them again.
"Hey, wait you guys!" Red said, putting a hand in front of the three boys. "Sorry about this morning. And about throwing stuff at you."
"Alright alright we get it, now will you let us go?" says Ness nicely, for a person who was about to burst in anger any minute.
"NOT YET," commands Red, as he took out three pokeballs. "Take these, and set off on your own adventure." He put the pokeballs in each of their hands, feeling like Professor Oak.
"Yes! Finally! Someone gives us something!" TL says happily, opening up the pokeball. But there was nothing in his. Due to that, Ness and Lucas looked in their pokeballs, to find nothing either.
"What the hell, Red?" TL asked, "There's nothing in it!"
"Exactly," he replies. "Because these pokemon are MINE! MIIINNEEEE!" He screams as he slammed the door shut.
"..." The three were left staring blankly at the locked door. Until Ness got them back on track again.
"OKAY. Okay. Let's get going already." Ness shakes his head and focuses on the task at hand. However, as soon as he sees the next open door, he stops.
"I swear to god, if another brawler comes to stop us again, I will throw Lucas out a nearby window," Ness swore. Lucas shook.
"Hold up, Ness! You really do suck at these kind of situations, don't you?" TL asked. Then he smirks. "Leave it to the professional!" He gestures towards himself as he passed by the open door. And as expected, another brawler came up to them to apologize.
"Ey yo," Falco greeted, with Fox standing on his side. "We just wanted to say we're sor-"
"SCREW OFF." TL points at them accusingly, with a angry look on his face. Falco and Fox's mouth gaped.
Fox nudged Falco on the arm then whispered to him. "L-Lucas actually told us to 'screw off' ...SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS!" Fox and Falco panicked.
"O-Oh uh, okay! Bye!" Fox slammed the door shut. Which left TL to look at his friends with a sheepish smile on his face. Ness was impressed, but Lucas wasn't.
"T-TL! I'm not supposed to be mean!" Lucas squeaked. TL just stared blankly into the other boy's eyes, then put a hand around his ear.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over me not caring," he said quite rudely, and continued on walking with a smirk on his face.
With that, Ness went up to Lucas and put an arm around him. "Just this once, pwweeaasseeee...?" He gave him puppy dog eyes.
"F-FINE!" Lucas blushed, unable to take Ness' puppy dog cat-eyes.
"Thanks Lucas!" Ness gave him a friendly noogie on the head then ran ahead of him. Lucas groans and runs after him too.
Meanwhile TL was already at the next door, where Mario and Luigi were talking to him.
"Hello-a Luke, we just-a wanted to apol-"
"YOU'RE GUY'S MUSTACHES ARE UGLY! " TL screamed that on purpose.
Mario stood there frozen, while Luigi was near tears.
"M-MARRRIIIOOOO!" Luigi started crying now as he held his brother's arm with his hands. So far, only Mario let one tear pass his eyes. They both slammed the door on them.
"Heh! Now onto the next one!" TL waltzed off in the direction of more open doors.
By now, Lucas was having a seizure in place with Ness left to drag him across the floor.
"MY REPUUTATTTIIIOOOONN! AAHHHHH!" Lucas screamed, squirming around.
"Calm down Lucas! It's gonna be alright!" Ness reassured.
"NO IT WO-" Ness shoves an omelette down the other boy's mouth.
Lucas was confused for a second, until he realized what was in his mouth. "Omelette? OMELETTE? OOMMEEELLEETTTEEEE!" he screamed aloud, then faints a few moments later.
"Heh! That's what you get for putting me in a steak coma this morning," says Ness, picking Lucas up bridal style and running to catch up with TL, who's at yet another door.
"RRAWWWWRRR RRAAAAAHHHH! AAUUGGRRRRRR!" Bowser roared, apologetically...?
"U-Uh, what was that? I didn't quite catch it," TL said.
"RAH RAARRHHH AAHHHHH GGRRRRRR!" Bowser clawed the air.
"I still don't comprehend."
Bowser gave up. "You know what, nevermind. Just get out of my face, kid." He closed the door without another word.
TL's mouth was gaping. "OH NO HE DIDN'T."
"OH YES HE DID," Ness mocks TL, "now get going!" He nudges TL forward.
"Alright alright! Geez..." He does what Ness says and continues forth. They pass an open door, but instead of a person trying to stop them to apologize with one of those constipated looks on their faces, there was nothing. So out of curiosity, Ness and TL peeked their heads inside.
In there was Marth, Link, Ike, and Dr. Mario. Marth and Link were laying sick on their beds with a nauseous look on their faces. Marth had only one black eye, and Link had two, along with bruises on his arms, legs, and places that would rather not be mentioned. That may sound bad already, but what makes it even worse was that in the places they have been hurt, some kind of blackish color was spreading over their bodies. Why, you ask? Because of the... XBOXES.
"DOCTOR! PLEASE, HELP THEEEMMM!" Ike got on his knees while tugging on Dr. Mario's pants. "THEY ONLY GOT HIT BY XBOXES, YET, THEY'RE GETTING WORSE!"
"I KNOW! JUST GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND!" Dr. Mario's face was sweating nervously, and his brows were furrowed. He looked at his clipboard intensely, as if trying to figure something out. Once he did, a large gasp came from his mouth. "Oh, no. OH NO!"
Ike held the doctor (who was way smaller than him) by his collar, and lifted him in mid-air by doing so. "WHAT IS IT DOC?"
"T-They have what people call... XBOX POISONING." His eyes were wide open.
"Oh my god. OH MY GODDDD! THIS IS HORRIBLE!" Ike lets go of the doctor and cupped his hand around his mouth, devastated. He pauses for a second. "What's Xbox poisoning anyway?"
Dr. Mario gasps. "YOU DON'T KNOW? It's when... it's when..." Dark music begins playing in the background. "IT'S WHEN... actually, I don't know either. I just made up that name on the top of my head."
Ike whines.
"B-But who knows? Xbox poisoning is probably a good thing!" the small doctor encourages.
"OH, THE PAAAIIINNNNNN!" Link agonizes.
"IT'S EATING AWAY MY VERY SOUL," Marth continues.
Dr. Mario and Ike turn to look at them.
"...Okay, so maybe it's not." Dr. Mario rubs the back of his head. He turns to Ike, who looked really worried. "But don't worry, I'll figure this out." Dr. Mario patted Ike on the back, and resumed looking at his clipboard, writing down very complicated things.
Lots of time has been killed and Ike whimpered as more and more passed by. He stares at Link and Marth, and chose Marth's bed to get near. Now being on the side of Marth's bed, he took his hand in his. A tear goes down his face.
"M-Marth..." he says shakily, "please don't leave me! Stay alive! You're the most bestest friend I've ever had. Sure, I hang out with Link more than you but, you were more special..." He brushes his fingers through the Marth's blue hair.
With his eyes still closed, Marth smiled sheepishly, while Link jolted up from his bed.
"I-IKE! What about me?" he asks.
Ike gasped at him. "I-I thought you were dead already!"
Link tears up as he lays back down and turns his back towards Ike. "F-FINE! I'll just go ahead and die, YOU JERK!"
"Not so fast!" Dr. Mario pops in. "I HAVE FOUND THE CURE~!" He spins around and holds up a Nintendo Wii while a little tune that sounds like when Link opens up a chest, played around him.
Marth sat up from his bed, and looked at the Wii. "Uuhhh, I don't follow."
Without words, Dr. Mario explained by rubbing the Wii on Marth's black eye. As soon as he did, a sigh of relief escaped his mouth.
"Oh that feels SOOOO good!" Marth compliments, "I love that feeling of Nintendo rubbing against my face~" And soon enough, he was healed.
Then the doctor threw another Wii at Link, who catched it and started rubbing it on him. "OHH YEEAAAHH~" He rubs in on his arm. "OH HO YEAAHHH..." He rubbed it on his legs. "AAAHH OOOHHHH~" To just be put simply, he just rubbed it everywhere while moaning like an idiot.
Dr. Mario gives them his smile of achievement. "I'm glad you two are feeling much more better! Now do me a favor and stay away from anything not Nintendo."
Marth and Link nod their heads. "Okay," they say together.
"Oh thank you Dr. Mario!" Ike goes him and gives him a tight hug.
"N-No problem," the doctor replies, with the lack of air. So when Ike finally let go of him, he collapsed to the floor gasping.
Then Ike walks back to Marth and takes his hand again. "I'm so glad you're okay. N-Now I can give you this..." Ike gets on one knee and takes out an engagement ring box from within his pocket.
Link was walking over to them, but as soon as he saw what Ike was giving to Marth, he sudden forgot how to walk and fell to the floor and never got up. As for Dr. Mario... he was standing there, taking notes on his clipboard. On one page, he wrote, 'The Amazing Feats of the Homos.'
Marth gasped as tears of joy came out of his eyes. "O-Oh Ike!" He gets choked in his tears of joy as he covered his mouth with his hand, overcome with happiness.
Ike smiled widely. "It always had to be you, Marth. That one special person that I'd like to be with forever."
Marth squeals, Link twitches on the floor, and Dr. Mario continues writing.
"Now, Marth... will you do the honor of taking my... 'Best Friends Forever' ring?" He opens the box.
"Oh yes, Ike! YES! WAIT. What?" Marth looked at Ike and stopped crying all at once. "Did you just say 'Best Friends Forever ring'?"
Ike nodded. "MY BFF RING~!" he says stupidly. Dr. Mario immediately tore off the page he was taking notes on, crumpled it up, and threw it in the trash. And Link found the power to stand up and walk again.
After hearing Ike, Marth kicked him in the face, got up from his bed, and started walking out of the room. "I hate you, AND YOUR STUPID BFF RING!" he yells.
"OWWW! But MARRRTTHH! What more do you want?" Ike asked, holding his face in pain. Marth didn't say anything because he already left, and Link was laughing like crazy, following after Marth. Ike grumbled and ran to catch up to them. They passed TL, Ness, and a sleeping Lucas without noticing them.
"..." The three boys were left flabbergasted.
"WELP, anyways~ let's get back to what we were doing, shall we?" TL leads the way again.
To cut it short, throughout the whole 4th floor hallway (which was long), whoever got in their way to apologize, TL just insulted them, which caused them to get mad and slam the door, thus, getting to the end of the hall more quicker. However, when they came to Zelda, Samus, and Peach's room, instead of insulting them, TL just yelled, "YOU GUYS ARE HOTTTTT!" Which just caused Peach and Samus to back away slowly, leaving only Zelda at the door. When she was the only one left, Zelda punched Ness in the gut just because his face kept reminding her of Link, and then closed the door.
The punch ended up knocking Ness to the ground, causing him to drop Lucas, which then caused Lucas to snap awake yelling, "THE HUNS ARE COMING!" And it really weirded out TL and Ness.
Now finally, the boys got to the end of the 4th hallway (or shall I say, hellway). They all sighed of relief and exhaustion as they scrambled up the stairs. Once on the 5th floor, they ran down to their room and bursted through their door, to find... nothing. No, really, they actually found NOTHING. Only a big and plump Mr. Saturn was laying on the carpet.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ness yells, getting on his knees and holding his hands up. "WE'RE TOO LAAAAATE!"
"Oh thank god you guys finally came!" Mr. Saturn greets them. "Everything just started disappearing for no reason!"
The three shot dirty looks at Mr. Saturn.
"What..? You guys act like I did something wrong," he said, rolling all over the floor to nowhere in particular.
The boys couldn't even move. They were too devastated.
"My..." Lucas was at the brink of tears. "My limited edition My Little Pony DVD..." He sulks at the loss of it.
TL smacked Lucas across the back of his head. "Do you not see what has happened? EVERYTHING IS GONE! EVERYTHING. I can't even...I can't even..." he faints to the floor with a soft thud.
"TL! Are you okay? Are you..." Then Ness fainted too, along with Lucas.
Being falcon punched out the window, being pricked by billions of cactuses, being hit by the explosion of the grenade, running around the mansion getting apologies that weren't needed (or even good), and now coming to a room full of nothing because Ness' pet ate it all, really drained the boys of their energy. And even though they were asleep, one thought went through their minds.
Why is so much weird stuff happening to us? I hate this. I hate this all! I just want to get back in my own body! Please...
Back in Master Hand's office...
"YES! YES! I DID IT! OH MY GOSH I DID IT!" Master Hand cheered. His cheering happened to wake up his brother.
"WHA~?" Crazy Hand stretched from his long nap. "DID YA FINALLY FIND THE CURE, BRO?"
"Oh, I did that hours ago. Right now, I actually completed this 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle," says Master Hand. He picks up a green potion and shows it to Crazy Hand.
"SO... YOU GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO GET THE LADIES?" asks Crazy Hand.
"Yes- wait, WHAT?"
"WHOOPS, WRONG QUESTION." Crazy Hand pulls an index card out of his hand pocket and reads it. "WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, 'ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE IT TO THEM RIGHT NOW?'"
"Oh." Master Hand looks at the wall clock. It was 10:00 pm. "Nah, I'll give it to them tomorrow. I'm going to sleep." He puts the potion down on a table and heads to his room, which is (unfortunately) shared with his brother.
"ALRIGHT THEN." Crazy Hand sees him off. When he was finally in their room and out of sight, he turned towards the potion and picked it up.
Then... ever so quietly, evil an eerie music plays in the background. Music that Crazy Hand heard.
"UGGGHH! SHUT OFF THAT MUSIC! IT'S LIKE YOU THINK I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING WRONG! I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT, GEEZ." He puts the potion down and goes to his room.
YES... I SEE YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE END OF THIS CHAPTER. I mean really, you should be freaking PROUD of yourself. Especially if you read it all in one go. You know what that means? That means you are AWESOME. So I don't think I'll need to tell ya to stay awesome right now. :3
Have a good day! And there'll be a chapter 4, alrighty? It'll probably be the last one!
