Okay, sorry about the last chapter being so short. I haven't been on this site for ages, so I thought I'll write a little chapter to ease in. This chapter is longer, hope you like it!


It was a mildly sunny day. Goku and Chi- Chi were at the hospital, in a white room where Chi- Chi was sat on large comfy chair while Goku was sat on a measly stool beside her.

"So, what are we doing here again?" Goku asked, while staring confusedly at a poster that read in bright yellow letters, "Chlamydia- have you been checked?" with a picture of a woman nervously biting her nails. I bet she has chlamydia, whatever that is, he thought to himself.

"It's an ultrasound scan. They're going to show us what the baby looks like from inside." Chi- Chi. Lately, she thought she had been teaching him about everything. I've got to make sure our child has the best education.

Just then, the door handle squeaked and a man in a white coat, messy hair and holiding a clipboard walked in, looking dreadfully bored.

"Ugh, alright I'm Dr. Wenn. I'll be carrying out the ultra...", Dr. Wenn paused to yawn, "...sound."

He groaned and pulled out a wheely chair, dragging a table with a TV on it with him.

"Great, are we watching TV?" Goku asked happily. Dr. Wenn didn't answer, but raised his eyebrow at him.

"Okay, I'm going to put this gel on your stomach now," Dr Wenn squeezed a tube and a smooth blue gel on Chi Chi's baby bump. It glistened, and looked a little like jelly, making Goku feel hungry, but he knew he shouldnt ask about eating after the failure of his earlier query. Chi- Chi gasped as the blue gel was squirted onto her skin.

"Oh, that feels cold!"

"Get over it," Dr Wenn scoffed.

Chi- Chi gaped offended. Dr. Wenn then brought out a small machine, projecting light, spreading the gel around. He pointed at the TV screen.

"There is your baby," he stated unenthusiastically. This differed from Chi- Chi's reaction, who was already nearly reduced to tears.

"Oh my, it's so beautiful!" she cried. Goku looked at her bemused. He wondered if he was looking at the same thing: a black screen with waving lines. Chi- Chi simply awed at the image.

"There's the feet." Dr Wenn said.

"Aw!" Chi- Chi exclaimed.

"There's an arm."

"Aw!"

"There's the tail..."

"Oh," Chi- Chi was stunned into silence. She and Goku looked at each other worriedly, and then at Dr. Wenn who didn't seem to notice. A few seconds later, his eyes widened.

"Wait... WHAT!?" Dr. Wenn yelled. He frantically moved the light around, staring deeply into the screen, sweating consistently. He looked almost excited.

"IT HAS A FREAKING TAIL!?"

Even Goku noticed the tail waving about. He smiled a little and felt proud. His first fatherly instinct.

"What's the big deal, I had one too," he informed the manic doctor. Dr. Wenn dropped the light in shock.

"What kind of family is this?!" he yelled again. He got up, and walked towards Goku, clasping his hands, his eyes twitching.

"You've got let me examine you both!" he pleaded.

"What?" Chi- Chi questioned.

"Please! I've been dragged down by this stupid job for years! You may think it's amazing, it's not I tell you! But now, this! Your mutant baby could win me a Nobel Prize!" Dr. Wenn panted with joy, his eyes gleaming with excitement. Chi- Chi gritted her teeth angrily.

"Hey! You you can't just call my baby a mutant you scruffy b-"

"Wait a minute," Dr. Wenn interrupted the raging Chi- Chi, "I'm going to get some guys on this, wait right here!" Dr. Wenn rushed out, bellowing that he's going to be rich. Chi- Chi turned to Goku.

"What do we do now?" she demanded, "I'm not having some creeps probing us!"

Goku started to think, then had an idea.

"Don't worry, I'll get us out of here!" Goku ran towards the window, shouting, "NIMBUUUUUUUS!"

A golden cloud appeared swiftly at the window. Goku leapt out the window, landing on the cloud. He gestured his hands towards Chi- Chi.

"Come on Chi- Chi!"

Chi- Chi looked doubtfully at the window.

"They're in that room!" Dr. Wenn's voice called from outside.

"Ah! Okay!" Chi- Chi nervously gave in. She jumped off the chair and made her way to the window. She then looked back at the TV. That was evidence of the tail, so she grabbed it and tossed it out the window. They were three floors from the ground, so it crashed and broke into pieces. Goku laughed, then picked her up and placed her on the cloud, and they both zoomed away from the hospital.

"That was close!" Chi Chi sighed with relief.

"Yeah, doctors are crazy!" Goku chuckled.

"I can't believe there's a tail! What is this tail thing about?" Chi- Chi asked persistently.

"I don't know. Maybe I'm some kind of alien."

"That's ridiculous, our baby is not half alien... There's a tail...," Chi- Chi looked down at the moving ground disappointedly.

"Hey, cheer up! I haven't got mine any more, so the baby's will be gone too."

"Yeah, I guess. Can we just change the subject, I don't want to think about it right now."

"Okay. Say, I've got a question that's not about the baby."

"Yes honey?"

"What is chlamydia?"

Chi- Chi stuttered, not knowing what to say.

"This is not my day."

The cloud flew the odd couple away towards the bright sun. They were blissfully unaware that Goku and their unborn child were indeed aliens, but they'd find that out years later and experience the chaotic events after.