3. Xander, "Father Lucifer" (song by Tori Amos)
Xander had been dead serious when he asked Willow to give him tips on how to make himself gay.
Well, maybe not ENTIRELY serious- but at least a little part of him, the part not still desperately trying to cling to the little piece of pride that hadn't been entirely humiliated out of him over the years, had been. It made perfect sense to him. Willow was gay, after all, and no demons were ever attracted to her- or if they were, they were too shy or passive to do anything about it. Maybe gay female demons were like that, Xander didnt' know. But he wanted it.
There were no shy demons in his own experiences. It seemed that any female demon who discovered his single existence instantly made it her plan to make him her mate, no matter how much blood or dying that might cost him. Miss French, the praying mantis, Impata, the mummy, Anya the vengeance demon, and now this latest one he met at the hardware store... what was it about him that made female demons' horns break out th top of their skulls and set their red eyes glittering in glee? Was it his shampoo- was he using some brand that demons especially liked? It was just dandruff stuff- and the cheapest kind he could find!
Yes, Xander could definitely experiment with his gayer side... not that he HAD one, of course. What he meant was he should invent one, or get Willow to help him form one. Anything to break the Xander and His Demon Date curse.
But then again...what if it turned out male demons liked him too? With his luck, Xander's first gay date would be Father Lucifier himself.
