Day 2
Part 4 iHelp Gary and eat preliminary grape pie at the end.
So the next day, i(Carly) and Sam went to feed our chick which we still had not named. We used the last of our chicken feed we had bought.
"We're going to have to get more." Sam said.
"Nah. Let's just let it starve."
The chicken thanked us and handed us another rubber chicken (that looked like it was made out of ice.)
"On second thought I guess we need it to pay off our credit card debt."
So we left the barn. We ran into Gary again.
"hey Gary How're your chickens doin eeehhhh?"
"oh yup. The're hungry. Hungry for blooooodd. jk jk jk."
"HAA HAA HA HA. GARY YOUR A GENIUS" Sam said.
"Sam...calm down." I said.
"m'kay." she said.
"I'm glad you think it's funny. I guess." Gary said. "anyways yup. They are hungry. They usually are around egg laying season."
Sam still looked breathless from her outburst so i gave her a mint. Hoping it would help.
Gary continued, "In fact I'm starting to run out of chicken feed."
"Really?" I said. "So are we!"
"Great!" Gary said, "Hey if your going in to town to get some, could you pick some up for me as well?"
"Sure." I said.
So we left for Albertsons. We arrived there with relative ease. I stopped to look at the pretty fountain in the opening atrium. It was a floating Albertsons logo (with the tri-force designed into it). Below that was a bunch of dead...or unconscious kids in cannibal suits. Below that was a detailed Albertsons store.
"preeetyy" Sam said.
"yeah lets go."
We found the chicken feed and bought some for a buck fifty each. and headed back to Gary.
"Oh cOOOl" Gary said. "thanks for doing this for me. here." He gave us a dollar and also handed us a cupcake. With the frosting and cake arranged to look like a small chicken.
We said thanks and then walked away debating on who was going to eat it (because he only gave us one). Then we saw Bob and decided that he would most likely probably be very uncomfortable with us eating it in front of him and decided to settle it later. So we put it in the main barn loft where we were staying and forgot about it. It probably got very stale.
Then we sent out our new rubber chicken we found to Fredward and went to play in the garden.
Part 5 iWish the golden egg wasn't so fundamental
So laters on. Me, Sam, and Bob went back to Gary.
"Hey Gary" I said.
"Meow" answered Gary.
"oops wrong Gary." I said.
We went up to my Uncle Gary.
"Hey Gary" I said.
"Meow" Gary said. "Just kidding. How are you today?"
"Oh we are fine. How's your chicken feed going?."
"Great. This new batch of lucky chicken feed could use some luck though."
"You want us to get more clovers?" I asked.
"No. I was thinking something else. Hey can you 2 girls..."
"and guy" I corrected him pointing to Bob.
"thats a guy? It looks like a hen."
"WHAT? IT IS TOO A GUY YOU CANT TELL?"
"Yeah. I can tell it's a hen. So it's a girl."
Sam interrupted. "Its a plushie. It's not a guy or a girl."
"He's a guy"
"She's a girl"
"Its a plushie."
This argument went on until the afternoon where we finally settled it was a guy.
Then Gary finally finished what he was going to say earlier.
"Hey, can you 2 girls...andguy go talk to Bart. He runs the reception desk at Saint Neon's Irish Emporium. Ask him for something lucky so I can add it to the chicken feed. THANKS!"
So we went back to Saint Neon's Irish Emporium. We walked up to the base of the tree where the reception desk was located.
"Are you Bart?" I asked the guy standing there.
"Yes I am."
"Oh good. We're here on behalf of Gary. He needs something lucky to put in his chicken feed."
"Oh I have just the thing" he said. He ducked down underneath the desk and came back up with a banana. The banana peel was pulled back to reveal the banana was not yellow, but a rainbow. "This is a lucky rainbow banana." Bart said. "They're fairly uncommon but I have one he can have."
We thanked him and took the banana back to Gary (after playing a few rounds of poker in the casino. JUST KIDDING HA HA)
Gary thanked us and paid us a dollar.
And then after that we went to visit our old unnamed chick pal.
"Hey pal" I said. We fed his chicken feed and he thanked us by giving us a weird tie-die chicken with mushrooms on it. When I read the tag it was apparently supposed to be fashioned after Albertsons Park. I shrugged and we went to send it to Fredward. But on the way there SWIPER THE FOX ATTACKED.
"No. My old nemesis" I said.
"HEHEHEHEHEEEHEEEEHEEE" Swiper said.
"PREPARE TO DIE" I screamed.
So we faced off against him. I threw Bob at him which knocked him out cold. Then Sam pulled out a knife and started the mutilation of him. Then we finished the mutilation of him and we took our rubber chicken back. THEN we sent it to Fredward.
Part 6 iLike lucky rainbow fruit
So later on, me and Sam reluctantly decided to visit Gary again.
"Hey Gary" I said. "Did those intelligent looking chickens like that lucky rainbow banana we got for them?" I said.
"No they threw it up." Gary said, "JUST KIDDING THEY LOVED IT!1 They gobbled it all up as soon as I gave it to them."
"Oh that's nice" I said, thinking Gary was acting a little strange GASP What if he was possessed?
I yelled an anti-possession incantation at him but nothing happened so he probably wasn't possessed probably.
"Hey do you think you can visit Bart again and ask if he has any more fruit?" Gary suddenly asked us.
"Sure!" Sam said. Sam really liked that St Neons place so it was not surprising she was so eager. I think the place is rather preliminary.
So we headed off to St. Neons Irish Emporium for the 3rd time that week.
It was very fancy looking in the evening, they had lanterns hanging from the smaller trees lighting up the place
We walked up to Bart.
"Hey Bart."
"Hello again" Bart said. He was doing a crossword puzzle. I remembered that he was also doing a crossword puzzle last night when we visited him.
"Is that the same crossword puzzle you were doing last night?" I asked.
"Why yes it is. I'm stuck on this last one. What's a 7 letter word for understandably amused."
"Rainbow" Sam said.
"YOU..DID I ASK YOU FOR YOUR HELP? NOW IM DISQUALIFIED I WAS SUPPOSED TO FIND IT OUT FOR MYSELF THANKS A LOT YOU STUPID JUVENILES" He said and ran off crying.
"Great Sam, now we won't be able to get any fruit from him."
"It's not my fault, Bob said it first, I just repeated it."
"Well maybe this person will help." I said pointing to another lady sitting behind the desk at the base of the giant tree.
"DO you have any lucky fruit?" I asked her.
"hmm?" She asked.
"My uncle Gary told me to come and ask Bart for some more lucky fruit, but he ran away."
"OH. Yes certainly. Luckily for you (HAHAAHAHAHAAAHA) we have an excess of lucky fruit here. here you go." She pulled out a cluster of grapes from beneath the counter. Each grape was a different colour. "These are lucky rainbow grapes."
"Well that's nice." Sam said. She turned to me, "let's go."
"Thanks" I said to her as we left.
When we arrived at Garys we were like, "GARYYYYYY. WE HAVE TEH LUCKY GRAPES!"
"Ho ho ho" Thanks. He handed us a dollar.
"Wow we have so many Dollars now ha ha ha." I said with a blank expression.
Then we decided it was time to feed the chick again.
"I came up with a name for him." Sam said. "Here it is...BawkBawk."
"WHAT?! THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST LAMEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE all right here we go do you have the chicken feed?" I said as we had arrived in front of the chick.
"Yup." Sam said.
We fed the chicken, who thanked us and handed us a Pirate themed rubber chicken with an eye patch and all.
WE left and sent it to Fredward as usual. That was our like 9th one. We had 17 left to go in order to make Fredward forgive us.
Then me, Sam and Bob decided to make a webshow. We talked about chickens and introduced Bob to our audience of 2.34 people who actually watched out webshow.
To be continued.
