The Main Villain?

Characters on this one:

•Harald Skeithwick [The Poisonous Poet] (Total Drama).

•Aleister Milles & Alice Kauffman [The Unstable Couple] (Ridonculous Race).

A very weird looking guy named Harald Skeithwick was sitting near the cabins... seriously just look at him!
Firstly, his hair is pink and short, with several long, large clumps sticking out in several places. The bangs are straight-cut and end above the eyebrows, but do not stay very uniform. Two long pieces of hair extend from the bangs and hang low over his face, thar's why you don't cut your hair by yourself, anyways let's continue.
His skin was fair, maybe a little tanned but not too much, at least this one take more sun than Aleister...
If you still believes that he look normal be ready for this, his outfit appears to be an officer's uniform of sorts, consisting of a purple and light blue waistcoat, pink cravat, a two-part cape of red and purple that resembles a coat, a purple abbreviated coat with thick cuffs and gold shoulder bands with an amber-colored setting, fastened at the collar bone, and light blue pants tucked into silver-tinted leather boots.

So... yeah, he looks lik-...

"Like coming from a circus, that's right my dear narrator! I once was a pretty skilled acrobat, but you surely already know that, didn't you?"

What!? so he can actually hear me?

"Correct, I must say that you're descriptive enough to catch the appearance of the genius I am, however you should stop making jokes and stupid comments that are really not as funny as you think."

Let's better ignore his ramblings, there's nothing like a "narrator" here, you know...

"Sure, do what you want... not that I care."

Ahem..! he rolled his red eyes in direction to the cabins, note that he used contacts, there's no way he actually have natural red eyes or there is..?

The point IS that he is looking at the cabins, he was sitting there, so is more than obvious that he is waiting for something or someone.

"Someone actually, we have a meeting and the others are late. It's really a nuisance.."
Said coldly without looking at us.

"The hell... where are these filthy worms of Fox and Aleister!"
Shout loudly, being already tired of wait, he have been sitting there for about five or six... minutes.
A little more patience can improve his character development if you ask me.

"Did you just say Aleister?"

Suddenly a female voice answer him out of nowhere.

"Eh..?"

The owner of the voice quickly comes to where Harald is, she was about 1,77 m. tall and have long blonde straight hair with a bang that cover her forehead and nearly reaches her eyes, these are big and deep blue in color.
She wears a blue and white dress like the one of Alice in wonderland, white stockings and black shoes adorned with ribbons.

"I beg you pardon, are you one of the campers? I haven't see you before..."
Questioned Harald, feeling somehow nervous.

"I'm Alice..."
What a surprise...
"...I got lost during the race and end here, now I'm looking for my husband Aleister!"
Did she said Aleister!? that Aleister? no way.

"Aleister..? can you... describe him?"

"Absolutely! His hair is dark red and very messy, he is 1,67 m. tall, weight 45 kg., have brown eyes, his skin is fair and right now he is wearing a navy blue jacket and a black shirt with a number "7" in blue, Wornout jeans and orange shoes!"
well she certainly describe him, less work to me so, thanks Alice!

"Red hair, huh..?"
mumble Harald still thinking if it's the same Aleister he knew.

"He is also a super star in internet! is a great author in sites like Fanfiction!"
Fanfiction huh? that sound familiar...

"...He also have a birthmark that look like..."
Despite the fact that Harald was not paying much attention, Alice keep talking and talking and talking and guess what? she KEEP TALKING! of "Aleister"!
Eventually Harald lost his patience... Again.

"Enough! shut up already! Aleister this! Aleister that! if I hear that name again I will go crazy!"
Scream a already mad Harald with his hands on his head.

"So... have you seen he?"

"Not! that's not my Aleister! I don't know him! now leave me alone... please, huh? what..?"
Harald feel a terrifying chill on his back when he look at Alice again, she now have a dark and burning aura around her and her eyes are completely devoid of light and glaring toward Harald.

"Did you just say... my Aleister..? YOUR ALEISTER!? YOU LITTLE WANNABE VILLAIN! YOU THING YOU'RE EVIL!? I'M FAR MORE EVIL THAN ANYONE IF THEY MESS WITH MY BELOVED ALEISTER!"
Shout Alice in a mix of fury, jealous, obsession and probably also insanity.

"ughh... what? what are you even talking about!? I just say that your Aleister-..!"

"EXACTLY! MY! MY ALEISTER! NOT YOURS!"
It's look like Harald is gonna die here but then...

"Alice is that you?"

"Aleister!"
Cry Alice with tears on her eyes, she surely can change of mood quickly... anyways, the one who called her was a guy with very messy dark red hair, he is 1,67 m. tall, weight 45 kg., have brown eyes, his skin is fair and right now he is wearing a navy blue jacket and a black shirt with a number "7" in blue, Wornout jeans and orange shoes... what? Alice already described him perfectly, inhumanely perfect...
And as you can see he is not the Aleister we know the only similitude is his red hair but no more.

"Alice I was looking for you, here..."
He then gives she a small box that Alice open quickly to find a piece cake inside.
"It's Cheesecake, your favorite."

"oooooh..! my cute and beloved Aleister! this is the most beautiful *much* thing *much* thach shomeone *much* have..."
Try to say Alice while stuffed her mouth with the cheesecake.

"Take it easy, it's only a gift..."

"A gift for what?"

"For... for no reason! really!"
Then someone else come, it was Maddie carrying some wood... possibly to make some sort of bonfire.

"There you're little pal, looks like you already found your friend! sorry but I must go! thanks for helping me with the wood!"
Said Maddie before leaving quickly, weird.

But now... Alice didn't look too happy knowing that HIS Aleister where helping another girl.

"WHAT IN THE EARTH WAS YOU DOING WITH THAT SINFULLY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN!? ISN'T MY BODY ENOUGH TO SATISFY YOUR LUST?"
Now Alice is putting the "Drama" in the Total Drama...

"What about me? wasn't I the main character of this one?"
Ask Harald with a exasperated expression on his face, not that anyone is gonna to answer him, after all he was talking to himself, isn't he?

"Forget it, you're a disgrace to all the narrators in the history of narrations.."
Ouch... that hurts but who cares, the main focus here was the drama made by Alice.

"Calm down, calm down Alice! I was just asking she where we are, you know... to find you and that stuffs"
He was obviously lying anyone can see through his false smile and nervous behavior, oh man he is now I'm troubles...

"YOU ARE... The best boyfriend in the whole world!"
Did she actually believe him?

"Yeah, yeah..."
try to say Aleister, "try" because Alice was now hugging him to the death.

"I believe he was your husband?"
Ask Harald who was still lost at the current situation.

"Not! we are close friends and...!"
Aleister was unable to keep talking, again by the bone crushing hug of Alice.

"He is my boyfriend and I her girlfriend, we are deeply in love and will marry after the race."
Explain Alice to a still confused Harald.

finally Aleister manages to escape from the hug and speak freely, well as freely as he can in a situation like that.
"Uff... Alice about that..."

"Yes?"

"We are not to... you know hehe.."

"Silly you! just tell me."

Aleister look to his sides trying to find some sort of excuse to avoid the current conversation but he was cornered.

"Just tell her that you're not interested and don't bother my anymore."
Said a angry looking Harald to the poor second Aleister.

"The race was cancelled!"
Shout Aleister, well that didn't explain anything.

"You see, we're going to participate in the Ridonculous Race but it was canceled at the last minute because the producers wants another total drama season!"
So they're a team of the Ridonculous Race, i believe it was canceled when Chris take down that poor guy Don... I wonder what happen to him? but that's not important right now.

"Perfect, then we can return home, get married and live together forever and ever!"
Said Alice happily.

"But! Chris McLean leave us stay in this total drama season since we're already here! so no rush to go home hehehe... "
that was the most nervous laugh that I have hear and I have hear way too much, trust me.

"Well... if that made you happy then it's OK, we still can spend time together"

"Yes! togetheeeeeer..."
While talking, Aleister was distracted by Irina who passed nearby and waved at them.

"Did you turn to see that bitch!?"

"Nope! I don't! it was a... a... a..?"

"A transitory surge of stupidity?"
Suggest a now smirking Harald to Aleister.

"Yeah! what he said!"

"Oh, I don't care then, let's go to see OUR cabin I'm sure that McLean would leave us sleep in the same cabin, this is like our honeymoon after all."

"Sureee..."
was the last he could say before being dragged by Alice toward the cabins.
from the distance he make some gestures asking for help to Harald but he only answer rising her middle finger slowly while mimicking winding up a music box with his other hand.

"At last... so there are two Aleister, this means that not only the narrator is a idiot but the author too."
ouch again, something tell me that Harald is going to be the main villain of this season, he even have an alliance with Fox and The other Aleister! our Aleister.

Speaking of them...
Suddenly from The woods appear Fox and The original Aleister, both covered in what look like honey, this only get more and more weird.

"You two, what happened?"

"We have a problem with a Bear..."
Said Aleister who was trying to clean his vest.

"I'm very sorry, somehow a bee hive fall on us, the bees where not a problem but the bear... even I must admit that it was a terrifying experience..."
Explain fox in more detail.

"We have not time to talk about your psychological traumas and some useless bear, let prepare our strategy for the first challenge!"
They agree and follow Harald to somewhere else.

Meanwhile...

Maddie was happily throwing wood to her recently made bonfire, this caught the attention of Sombre who was heading to the docks.

"Wow! how do you get all that wood so quickly? "
Ask a impressed Sombre, at least she sound impressed because her mask don't leave us view her face.

"Hehehe..! a redhead pal help me, with help it was very easy, however..."

"what?"

"While breaking some dry branches a huge hive fall near us but I kick it far away! cool right?"
Well that explain something...

"Sure... but Aleister didn't look like someone that would offer his help to everyone so easily."

"That was another redheaded Aleister." *giggles*

That was the last Maddie said before going in the direction to the confessional leaving Sombre very confused.

Surprise and Cameo Characters Here:

•Aleister Steele [The Fake bad Guy] He is always around xD

•Madelyne "Maddie" Heines [The Small Pyromaniac] She is also around, burning things and doing other stuffs.

•Fox Lockheart [The handsome Centipede] As you can guess he was looking for Aleister in the previous chapter because they have a meeting with Harald... Someone else smells plot here?

•Irina Shishkin [The Creepy Puppeter] Just a brief cameo for she.

•Stella "Sombre" Hazard [The masked Cosmaker/The star lover] She don't know Maddie yet and is a bit afraid of her, that's why she is using her mask when talking to her, don't worry they would become friends soon...
or maybe not?

A/N: Another one! we only have TWO more characters to be introduced!
Firstly, Harald somehow is the only one that can hear me, second you surely already know but Alice is a Yandere and is obsessed with the other Aleister and he is well... he is a flirt and also a nice guy that actually cares for Alice but don't really love her in that way, their plot is a bit far more complex because they're two characters instead of only one.
Sadly they will not appear too much as the other characters, but if you want to see more of them I highly suggest you to read "The ridonculous race madness" by The author InsanityRadical they're a team of the race and the Fic itself is incredible and very funny, one of my favorites xD

Ahem... I keep the setting of the previous chapter and probably use it again for the next one, and again this isn't a drabble maybe I have to change the name of the Fic...
By the way I just create a forum dedicated to the SYOC stories of all fandoms! it's a place where you can discuss your story ideas, looking for OCs, roleplay using your characters and other stuffs, it's called "The Resistance!" The link is on my profile if you're interested.
Anyways I hope you enjoy this one and would help to keep my motivation high with a review, fav or follow!

[YNNUF TON SI YTEIXNA LAICOS]