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RVD made his way to the ring, with his head bandaged from last night's attack. He was supposed to face Rey and Cena in a Extreme Rules Handicap match, but because of last night on RAW, they have both been suspended for the night.

Van Dam is now in the ring.

RVD- Alright, let's just cut to the chase. I was supposed to face Rey Mysterio and John Cena, but... look at this.

The jumbotron shows what happened last night.

RVD- Because of that, they're suspended for the night. But let me tell you somthing. I went to Mr. McMahon, and DEMANDED a match with them this sunday at Vengeance.

The crowd erupted in cheers.

Tazz- Wow!

RVD- But tonight, I saw them in the arena. They were here to "watch the show". Well, Cena, Rey, I don't give a damn about your suspension, I want a peice of you two. Get your asses out here RIGHT NOW!!

Joey- Rob Van Dam is calling out both Rey Mysterio AND John Cena?

What'ch gonna do when we come for you?

The masked luchador's music hit. But at the regular time he usally comes out, this time he didn't.

Joey- That's Rey's music, but... where is he?

The music then stopped for a second... Then John Cena's music hit, but there was no Cena. The music then stopped again.

Tazz- What's goin' on here, Joey?

Joey- I don't know what to tell you Tazz.

Van Dam then got impatient.

RVD- I did not come here to see music videos, I came here to FIGHT. This is ECW, not MTV. You two morons better get out here, or I'm comin' back there.

As RVD waited, two men came out from under the ring with steel pipes. It was Cena and Rey.

Joey- Look at this! It's Cena and Mysterio!

Tazz- Don't look back, RVD, don't look back!

Cena and Rey looked at each other, then whacked Van Dam in the head and back!

Joey- Ohhhhhhh... good god!

Cena and Rey then started to beat the living hell out of RVD. Then, the calvary came. It was Sabu, wearing a neck brace.

Joey- Oh my gosh! It Sabu!

Tazz- Are you kidding me?

Sabu then got a chair and whacked both Cena and Rey. He then got a table, set it up, and put Rey, then Cena on the table (in that order). RVD awoke and joined the party. They both climbed to the top rope. The jumped for a leg drop, but Cena Rey rolled out of the way, causing RVD and Sabu to crash and burn.

Rey then climbed to the top rope, and dived off for a DDT on Sabu (who was wearing that neck brace), taking him out of the equation. Cena then picked up RVD on his shoulders in a reverse F-U positon (where the opponent is face up), and Rey got on the apron as he jumps off the top rope as Cena pushes Van Dam off his shoulders causing RVD to be victim to the Seated Senton.

Cena then went outside and got four--count 'em-- FOUR tables. He stacked two outside the ring, and two inside the ring. Cena then put Sabu on the tables outside. As Sabu struggled to stand up, he should've stayed down. As Rey did a Seated Senton through the tables!

Joey- OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tazz- Sabu might be servrely injured! Hell, this move might've ended his career!

Cena then picked up RVD, got on the top (turnbuckle) rope, and F-U'd him through the two tables inside the ring!! He then picked him up again, and sat on the top rope holding the steel pipe, while Rey came in with his steel pipe. Cena then choked RVD with the pipe as Rey kept hitting RVD in the gut with the pipe!

Cena then called for a microphone as he let go of RVD. He then got off the top rope and looked at the unconcious RVD, who actually was so KO'd, he looked like he was dead.

Tazz- I think Van Dam's done, Joey.

Joey- Done? That's all you can say? DONE??!! He got choked and hit in the gut at the same time... WITH STEEL PIPES!!!!! He could be dead, for all we know!

Cena- YOU LIKE THAT, RVD? HUH???!!! ANSWER ME!! Oh, what's that? You can't? Believe me, It's gonna be settled at Vengeance, but a beating like this is just the beginning.

Cena then slapped RVD, and he and Rey headed back to the locker room.

Joey- This is surreal. These guys have lost it. Can we get some help for Sabu and Van Dam NOW?

Tazz- Both Sabu and Van Dam might've gotten their careers shortned. God almighty.

Cena and Rey (without the mic) taunted with the famous...

Cena and Rey- You can't see me!

Joey- Look at those two. They don't give a damn!

Tazz- They sent a huge message. They said "I don't care if I have to even kill you. I will take you out and everything in your path".

Joey- Van Dam wanted a good, fair brawl. And what happens? This happens.

Tazz- Hey, look here. I'm not supporting those two bastards right there, but it's about sending a message. And they sent a huge one.

Phew! That was a huge one I did! Be prepared for SmackDown soon! Special thanks to Zadok for helping me with one of the moves. Anyway, stay tuned!