Chapter 3: The Vocaloids on Facebook

Pre-Author's Note: Okay, there will be no dialogue in this except at the very end okay? It's set up just like Facebook, just sayin.

Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or Facebook. If I did, the Kagamines would've been the first one thought up and Facebook would have a dislike button. Seriously.


Hatsune Miku: I have a crush everybody!

Kagamine Rin and six others like this.

Comments:

Kagamine Rin: WHO?

Megpoid Gumi: Who?

Utatane Piko: Who?

Hatsune Mikuo: I love you too Miku ;D

Hatsune Miku: It's not you idiot -_-

Eight people like this comment.

Akita Neru: I bet it's Bakaito :P

Hatsune Miku: And I bet you masturbate while crying Len's name

Kagamine Len: WHAT? o_O

Kagamine Rin: xD

Akita Neru: WTF Miku? I do not!

Hatsune Miku: Riiiight


Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len are in a relationship.

24 people like this.

Comments:

Hatsune Miku: Oh yea! brb

Sakine Meiko: Cool ;)

Shion Kaito: Way to go Len :D

Akita Neru: NOOO! *dies*

Utatane Piko: Aren't you guys like...brother and sister? O.O

Kagamine Rin: Yeah what's it to ya? -_-

Utatane Piko: That's so...wrong...

Kagamine Rin: WHO EVER ASKED YOU PIKO?

Kagamine Len: Calm down Rin ^^" Piko...you do know we're technically mirror images right? But since we're born from the same voicebank and programming and crap, we're "brother and sister"?

Utatane Piko: Well, it's more reasonable that way but...

Akita Neru: That's not good Len! :'( You should date me!

Kagamine Len: Neru...I don't like you...

Utatane Piko: It'd be better than dating your sister...

Akita Neru likes this comment.

Kagamine Len: YOU KNOW WHAT PIKO. IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GO TO MASTER AND WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE A CRYBABY BITCH!

Five people like this comment.

Utatane Piko: O.O

Sakine Meiko: O_O...woah

Kagamine Rin: Go Len!

Shion Kaito: Woah...shota's gotten mad...

Hatsune Miku: What I miss? ^^

Akita Neru: Agressive...that's so hot on you Len

Kagamine Rin: Don't even get involved Miku...

Hatsune Miku: ?

Kagamine Len:...stay out of it Miku...


Gumi Megpoid is in a relationship.

Ten people like this.

Comments:

Kagamine Rin: Is it Gumo?

Hatsune Miku: :O You like your genderbender? That's SOOO wierd. You don't see me dating Mikuo do you?

Hatsune Mikuo: Hey!

Kagamine Rin: -_- Miku...Len is basically MY genderbender

Hatsune Miku: Besides that!

Kamui Gakupo: GUMI. AS YOUR OLDER BROTHER, I FORBID YOU TO DATE BOYS.

Megpoid Gumi: xD Ha! I only changed it so I could watch you guys freak

Hatsune Miku: ...

Kagamine Rin: Biotch

Kamui Gakupo: Thank God...

Megpoid Gumo: Nice one xD


Kamui Gakupo is "engaged" to Megurine Luka.

Kagamine Rin: I call flower girl!

Kamui Gakupo: Gumi already did :P

Kagamine Rin: No way D:

Kamui Gakupo: Yup

Megpoid Gumi: :P

Megurine Luka: You can be bridesmaid Rin.

Kagamine Rin: Awesome

Kamui Gakupo: Len and Kaito are my best men

Hatsune Mikuo: What about me? Am I NOT invited?

Megpoid Gumo: Me too! Aren't us fanmades important?

Akita Neru: Seriously...

Kamui Gakupo: Seriously! Wait until everything's worked out! God...


Akita Neru: I...Am going to kill myself...

Comments:

Kagamine Rin: No! D: :'(

Akita Neru: Break up with Len and I won't

Kagamine Rin: Over my dead body.

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Akita Neru: Then I'll just hang myself on the balcony

Kagamine Len: Neru, you're being a little melodramatic...

Akita Neru: NO I'M NOT! I LOVE YOU LEN, AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN MY LIFE, THEN I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE!

Kagamine Rin: ^ See everyone? That's what melodramatic means

Akita Neru: Shut up whore

Kagamine Len: Neru! I do care about you! Just chill!


Kagamine Rin is single.

Kagamine Len: RIN! WTF!

Akita Neru: Seriously?

Hatsune Miku: :(

Megpoid Gumi: Aw...no! You guys were perfect for each other! You were like two halves of a whole! Literally...

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Utatane Piko: Bout time you came to your senses...

Kagamine Len: SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKO! IF ANYTHING THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Utatane Piko: Okay, how is this MY fault?

Kagamine Len: IF IT WASN'T FOR NERU'S BEING A FREAKIN BELLA AND YOU HAVING SUCH A GOD DAMN PROBLEM WITH INCEST THEN RIN WOULD'VE NEVER BROKEN UP WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Megpoid Gumi: Yanderenka anyone?* (Psychotic Love Song)

Hatsune Mikuo: lol nice pun

Shion Kaito: What's a Bella?

Hatsune Miku: I think he means Twilight Bella. You know how she jumped off of cliffs and acted like she was going to die without Edward

Shion Kaito: O.O You read the book?

Hatsune Miku: I saw the movie :P

Shion Kaito: WAIT...Len did YOU read the book?

Kagamine Len: No. I saw the movie with Miku

Shion Kaito: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO READ THE BOOK?

Hatsune Miku: ...yeah

Kagamine Len: Anyway, Rin! Say something!

Kagamine Rin: ...XD I only changed it to watch Len explode on everyone

Kagamine Len: -_- Bitch

Kagamine Rin: Aw, you know I love you Lensy :3

Kagamine Len: whatever...


Kagamine Rin is in a relationship with Kagamine Len.

Kagamine Rin: Okay, now do you feel better?

Kagamine Len: yes

Akita Neru: I don't

Kagamine Rin: Neru, just go text in the corner with some random guy

Akita Neru: ...


Kasane Teto: Okay! I'm tired of us fanmades not getting enough respect and popularity!

Hatsune Mikuo and six others like this

Comments:

Hatsune Mikuo: Hell yea! Preach it Teto!

Akita Neru: Seriously...when am I going to get my own voicebank?

Megpoid Gumo: Let's start a group!


Kasane Teto made the group "Fanmades/UTAUS for the Win!"

Seven people like this.

Comments:

Hatsune Mikuo: I feel so important :3

Akita Nero: IKR!

Kasane Ted: Teto...


Kagene Rei: If anyone EVER gets their hands on Rui again...you'll die...KAITO.

Ten people like this.

Shion Kaito: I didn't mean it, I swear!

Kagene Rei: SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!.

Shion Kaito: D:

Kagamine Len: What happened...?

Kagene Rui: Kaito decided to be a perv and groped me! /

Kagene Rei: D: YOU. DID. WHAT?

Shion Kaito: I didn't! I tripped and my hand fell there!

Kagene Rei: I challenge you to a fight Kaito!

Kagamine Rin: Is this gonna be a video game fight?

Kagene Rei: No! It's gonna be a musicians fight!

Kagamine Len: I'm on Rei's side

Shion Kaito: Dude!

Kagamine Len: What? He can play the violin

Shion Kaito: So can I!

Kagene Rei: I think what Len means is I play it better :P

Shion Kaito: Oh, it's on!


Kagamine Rin: Everyone! Kaito and Rei are having a violinist duel! Let's go watch! :D

52 people like this.

Comments:

Hatsune Miku: Oh yes! Team Kaito for the win!

Lily: I'm just randomly choosing Rei

Shion Kaito: Awww :( Come on Lily, I'll lovee you forever

Lily: Gross, no

Shion Kaito: .


~Meanwhile...~

" I need to ban those guys from Facebook," Master said sweatdropping.

" Master! Master! Hey Master!" Len called. " Kaito and Rei are about to have a violin duel!

" Yeah...you guys are SO getting banned from Facebook."

Len gave his Master a confused look.

" Eh? Why? It's so much fun!"


Author's Note: Haha, I always wanted to do a Fanfic about the Vocaloids on Facebook.. By the way, I hear if you click that review button, you get smarter! :O just kidding, but seriously, REVIEW.

Yanderenka* (in case you didn't get the pun)- Yandere means psychotic you know? And translates into psychotic love song, or psychotic Lens love song. So basically, it's a pun on Len's name. Funny right? HAHA. *sarcasm*