Chapter 3: The Vocaloids on Facebook
Pre-Author's Note: Okay, there will be no dialogue in this except at the very end okay? It's set up just like Facebook, just sayin.
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or Facebook. If I did, the Kagamines would've been the first one thought up and Facebook would have a dislike button. Seriously.
Hatsune Miku: I have a crush everybody!
Kagamine Rin and six others like this.
Comments:
Kagamine Rin: WHO?
Megpoid Gumi: Who?
Utatane Piko: Who?
Hatsune Mikuo: I love you too Miku ;D
Hatsune Miku: It's not you idiot -_-
Eight people like this comment.
Akita Neru: I bet it's Bakaito :P
Hatsune Miku: And I bet you masturbate while crying Len's name
Kagamine Len: WHAT? o_O
Kagamine Rin: xD
Akita Neru: WTF Miku? I do not!
Hatsune Miku: Riiiight
Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len are in a relationship.
24 people like this.
Comments:
Hatsune Miku: Oh yea! brb
Sakine Meiko: Cool ;)
Shion Kaito: Way to go Len :D
Akita Neru: NOOO! *dies*
Utatane Piko: Aren't you guys like...brother and sister? O.O
Kagamine Rin: Yeah what's it to ya? -_-
Utatane Piko: That's so...wrong...
Kagamine Rin: WHO EVER ASKED YOU PIKO?
Kagamine Len: Calm down Rin ^^" Piko...you do know we're technically mirror images right? But since we're born from the same voicebank and programming and crap, we're "brother and sister"?
Utatane Piko: Well, it's more reasonable that way but...
Akita Neru: That's not good Len! :'( You should date me!
Kagamine Len: Neru...I don't like you...
Utatane Piko: It'd be better than dating your sister...
Akita Neru likes this comment.
Kagamine Len: YOU KNOW WHAT PIKO. IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GO TO MASTER AND WHINE ABOUT IT LIKE A CRYBABY BITCH!
Five people like this comment.
Utatane Piko: O.O
Sakine Meiko: O_O...woah
Kagamine Rin: Go Len!
Shion Kaito: Woah...shota's gotten mad...
Hatsune Miku: What I miss? ^^
Akita Neru: Agressive...that's so hot on you Len
Kagamine Rin: Don't even get involved Miku...
Hatsune Miku: ?
Kagamine Len:...stay out of it Miku...
Gumi Megpoid is in a relationship.
Ten people like this.
Comments:
Kagamine Rin: Is it Gumo?
Hatsune Miku: :O You like your genderbender? That's SOOO wierd. You don't see me dating Mikuo do you?
Hatsune Mikuo: Hey!
Kagamine Rin: -_- Miku...Len is basically MY genderbender
Hatsune Miku: Besides that!
Kamui Gakupo: GUMI. AS YOUR OLDER BROTHER, I FORBID YOU TO DATE BOYS.
Megpoid Gumi: xD Ha! I only changed it so I could watch you guys freak
Hatsune Miku: ...
Kagamine Rin: Biotch
Kamui Gakupo: Thank God...
Megpoid Gumo: Nice one xD
Kamui Gakupo is "engaged" to Megurine Luka.
Kagamine Rin: I call flower girl!
Kamui Gakupo: Gumi already did :P
Kagamine Rin: No way D:
Kamui Gakupo: Yup
Megpoid Gumi: :P
Megurine Luka: You can be bridesmaid Rin.
Kagamine Rin: Awesome
Kamui Gakupo: Len and Kaito are my best men
Hatsune Mikuo: What about me? Am I NOT invited?
Megpoid Gumo: Me too! Aren't us fanmades important?
Akita Neru: Seriously...
Kamui Gakupo: Seriously! Wait until everything's worked out! God...
Akita Neru: I...Am going to kill myself...
Comments:
Kagamine Rin: No! D: :'(
Akita Neru: Break up with Len and I won't
Kagamine Rin: Over my dead body.
Kagamine Len and six others like this comment.
Akita Neru: Then I'll just hang myself on the balcony
Kagamine Len: Neru, you're being a little melodramatic...
Akita Neru: NO I'M NOT! I LOVE YOU LEN, AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN MY LIFE, THEN I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE!
Kagamine Rin: ^ See everyone? That's what melodramatic means
Akita Neru: Shut up whore
Kagamine Len: Neru! I do care about you! Just chill!
Kagamine Rin is single.
Kagamine Len: RIN! WTF!
Akita Neru: Seriously?
Hatsune Miku: :(
Megpoid Gumi: Aw...no! You guys were perfect for each other! You were like two halves of a whole! Literally...
24 people like this comment.
Utatane Piko: Bout time you came to your senses...
Kagamine Len: SHUT THE FUCK UP PIKO! IF ANYTHING THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Utatane Piko: Okay, how is this MY fault?
Kagamine Len: IF IT WASN'T FOR NERU'S BEING A FREAKIN BELLA AND YOU HAVING SUCH A GOD DAMN PROBLEM WITH INCEST THEN RIN WOULD'VE NEVER BROKEN UP WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Megpoid Gumi: Yanderenka anyone?* (Psychotic Love Song)
Hatsune Mikuo: lol nice pun
Shion Kaito: What's a Bella?
Hatsune Miku: I think he means Twilight Bella. You know how she jumped off of cliffs and acted like she was going to die without Edward
Shion Kaito: O.O You read the book?
Hatsune Miku: I saw the movie :P
Shion Kaito: WAIT...Len did YOU read the book?
Kagamine Len: No. I saw the movie with Miku
Shion Kaito: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO READ THE BOOK?
Hatsune Miku: ...yeah
Kagamine Len: Anyway, Rin! Say something!
Kagamine Rin: ...XD I only changed it to watch Len explode on everyone
Kagamine Len: -_- Bitch
Kagamine Rin: Aw, you know I love you Lensy :3
Kagamine Len: whatever...
Kagamine Rin is in a relationship with Kagamine Len.
Kagamine Rin: Okay, now do you feel better?
Kagamine Len: yes
Akita Neru: I don't
Kagamine Rin: Neru, just go text in the corner with some random guy
Akita Neru: ...
Kasane Teto: Okay! I'm tired of us fanmades not getting enough respect and popularity!
Hatsune Mikuo and six others like this
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Hatsune Mikuo: Hell yea! Preach it Teto!
Akita Neru: Seriously...when am I going to get my own voicebank?
Megpoid Gumo: Let's start a group!
Kasane Teto made the group "Fanmades/UTAUS for the Win!"
Seven people like this.
Comments:
Hatsune Mikuo: I feel so important :3
Akita Nero: IKR!
Kasane Ted: Teto...
Kagene Rei: If anyone EVER gets their hands on Rui again...you'll die...KAITO.
Ten people like this.
Shion Kaito: I didn't mean it, I swear!
Kagene Rei: SHUT UP! I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!.
Shion Kaito: D:
Kagamine Len: What happened...?
Kagene Rui: Kaito decided to be a perv and groped me! /
Kagene Rei: D: YOU. DID. WHAT?
Shion Kaito: I didn't! I tripped and my hand fell there!
Kagene Rei: I challenge you to a fight Kaito!
Kagamine Rin: Is this gonna be a video game fight?
Kagene Rei: No! It's gonna be a musicians fight!
Kagamine Len: I'm on Rei's side
Shion Kaito: Dude!
Kagamine Len: What? He can play the violin
Shion Kaito: So can I!
Kagene Rei: I think what Len means is I play it better :P
Shion Kaito: Oh, it's on!
Kagamine Rin: Everyone! Kaito and Rei are having a violinist duel! Let's go watch! :D
52 people like this.
Comments:
Hatsune Miku: Oh yes! Team Kaito for the win!
Lily: I'm just randomly choosing Rei
Shion Kaito: Awww :( Come on Lily, I'll lovee you forever
Lily: Gross, no
Shion Kaito: .
~Meanwhile...~
" I need to ban those guys from Facebook," Master said sweatdropping.
" Master! Master! Hey Master!" Len called. " Kaito and Rei are about to have a violin duel!
" Yeah...you guys are SO getting banned from Facebook."
Len gave his Master a confused look.
" Eh? Why? It's so much fun!"
Author's Note: Haha, I always wanted to do a Fanfic about the Vocaloids on Facebook.. By the way, I hear if you click that review button, you get smarter! :O just kidding, but seriously, REVIEW.
Yanderenka* (in case you didn't get the pun)- Yandere means psychotic you know? And translates into psychotic love song, or psychotic Lens love song. So basically, it's a pun on Len's name. Funny right? HAHA. *sarcasm*
