Sten's Diary
Day 1:
What do you humans expect me to do with this journal?
Day 9:
Being in cage is v. boring.
Day 11:
Villagers threw things at me today. Stones, spoiled fruit, some dog feces. Ate the fruit.
Day 13:
Sometimes I wonder if anything really matters. Today I am alive. Soon I will be dead. What is the difference? Sigh.
Day 15:
A haiku:
tall strong qunari
hungry in his cage alone
secretly he cries
Day 16:
Where do I poop?
Day 17:
Met two Grey Wardens today. And an evil mage. I hate mages. The female said she would get me out of this cage. Whatever.
Day 18:
Warden freed me, as promised. Unexpected. Will help her stop Blight, or die trying.
Day 25:
Went to Redcliffe. Fought zombies.
Day 52:
Went to Brecilian Forest. Fought werewolves.
Day 67:
New party member. Elf, little light on his feet.
Day 71:
Mage keeps hitting on me. Ugh.
Day 91:
Went to Circle Tower. Did not fight, camped on lake. Hate this place.
Day 99:
Warden came back with another mage. Curses. Hate mages.
Day 162:
Went to Orzammar. New party member, drunk dwarf. Fought darkspawn.
Day 193:
Went to Haven. Not happy. Fought some crazy people.
Day 211:
Found Sacred Ashes. Fought a dragon. Healed Arl.
Day 232:
Warden found my sword, Asala. Feel whole again. Is best day of my life.
Am overcome with joy. While others asleep, took Asala out and danced naked with her in the moonlight. I love you, Asala.
Thanks, Warden. You're the best.
Day 243:
New party member, golem.
Day 257:
Warden killed the traitor. Alistair going to be King. Ferelden doomed.
Day 272:
Orlesian says Alistair mated with the evil mage. Huh.
Day 281:
We are victorious. Killed an ogre. Did not get to fight the Archdemon myself, though. Warden took Alistair, elf, and old mage (hate).
Warden named Hero of Ferelden. Interesting concept. Mmm, cookies.
