Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, but if I did, this story would totally happen.
"What's wrong Baird-san, have you met Camie before," asked Nami.
"No," Baird said, a picture of Kokoro appears in his head, then disappears, "This is just the first time I've met a mermaid before."
"Oh my god…he met Kokoro too," said Usopp to himself, "He has the same look that Zoro and Sanji had when they said they had never met a mermaid before."
"Oh is that all, well I think everyone should introduce themselves to Baird-san," said the relieved Camie.
"I agree, that is a good idea," said Pappug and Hatchan together.
"Well then, I guess we should start then," said Brook, "My name is Brook, nice to meet you."
Baird takes his bony hand and shakes it saying, "It's nice to meet you as well," he then approached Sanji and shook his hand, "Nice to meet you Black Leg, I hear you're an excellent cook."
"I've been told that I have good cooking too," said Sanji, "Good to meet you, you shitty bastard."
Then Zoro approached and took Baird's hand in his own and said, "I'd like to see what you can do on our side in a fight, good to have you here."
Baird showed the same goofy grin that Luffy always did and said, "Yeah, I think you'll like what you see Roronoa," after shaking Zoro's hand he approached Nami and gently kissed the back of her hand saying, "It's nice to meet a cute young lady like yourself."
Nami blushed slightly while Sanji started to have a conniption while she said, "It's nice to meet you too," while she was thinking, I didn't notice before, but he is kind of cute…
Before he could continue down the line Sanji finally got free and shouted, "You better stay away from Nami-san or I'll gut you and serve you as our next main course!"
Baird just laughed and said, "Don't worry Black Leg, she isn't my type."
Baird then continued down the line and grasped Franky's hand, asking, "You are the one that built this ship aren't you?"
Franky laughed and said, "Yes, the SUPER me created this ship."
Baird replied with a, "It truly is a beautiful ship, nice job."
Then both Chopper and Usopp came up to Bair and shook his hand Chopper saying, "I'm the doctor of the ship, if you ever need some medical care, don't hesitate to ask."
Baird laughed and said, "Don't worry Doctor Chopper, I'll trust you with any injuries I get, I'm sure you are an extremely capable doctor."
While doing his little dance Chopper said, "Don't think you calling me Doctor is going to make me happy, asshole."
"You look pretty happy Chopper," said Usopp, "If you need anything built, me and Franky are the only ones on this ship that will be able to make it, so come to us."
"Really, I'm sure I will think of something I want built soon enough," said Baird, "It's good to meet the two of you."
After Baird finished talking to Usopp and Chopper, Pappug, Hatchan, and Camie approached him, Hatchan was carrying Camie. Baird immediately noticed them and held out his hand to Hatchan, "It's nice to meet you fishman, tell me, what's your name?"
"My name is Hatchan, most people just call me Hatchi, it's nice to meet you, this is Pappug and Camie," Hatchan said indicating both of them.
"Nice to meet you," Baird said while he reached out to shake with one of Pappug's arm…things.
"It's nice to meet you as well, tell me, do you want to know why I can speak like a human," asked Pappug.
"Actually, I was wondering about that," Baird admitted.
"Well the reason quite simply is," started Pappug, "When I was born, I thought I was human."
"Hmm…that's interesting," Baird said as he released his tentacle? and gently planted a kiss on the back of Camie's hand, the same as when he did with Nami, "It's nice to meet a mermaid for the first time ever in life," he said as Kokoro's picture came in and then back out of his mind.
Sanji, having another conniption started yelling at Baird, "Now you're hitting on Camie-chan too you shitty fucktard?!"
Baird just laughed in Sanji's direction and said, "Don't worry Sanji-san, Camie seems too young for me, you don't have to worry."
After meeting everyone that was in the group he noticed, "Is someone missing here, I'm pretty sure there was one more…besides you captain, I met you already."
"Yes, it's me, I decided to sit down and continue my book," said Robin as she waved over at him.
"Oh, Nico Robin," he said as he approached her and kissed the back of her hand, "It's nice to meet you," then he noticed her book and said, "Hmm, I'm not very good with archeology, but it is still very fascinating to me."
After he said this, his eyes met hers and they stayed glued on each other until Sanji had his third conniption, "Oh my god! Seriously, I'm gonna kill you asshole! Stop flirting with everyone!"
When Sanji said this, Baird turned to him and said, "I'm sorry Sanji, but Robin is different than Nami and Camie, you will have to fight for her if you really want her."
After hearing this, Robin said, "What am I to the two of you, a prize? If so then let me tell you both right now, neither of you is getting me!"
With that she pulled her hand away from Baird, shut her book loudly, and left them all to go inside. As she left Nami followed to go talk to her, and everyone else, except Sanji and Baird, who were now glaring at each other, left to get away from what was expected to be a fight.
"Good going shit-head, now she's pissed at us," accused Sanji.
"You're right, I used the wrong words…I should have said that differently…I wouldn't be surprised if she really did hate us now," Baird said as he sat down, sighing.
"Well, I guess the two of us should apologize then right? I don't think Robin-chan is the right person to have mad at us," exclaimed Sanji, "Just one question, did you really mean that if I really wanted Robin that I would have to fight for her?"
"Yeah, I meant it," stated Baird, "I'll admit, Nami and Camie are both cute, but there is something different about Robin. I don't know what it is yet, but as soon as I know, I'll tell you."
"Then, you don't need to worry about me getting in your way Baird," said Sanji, "I truly love Nami, but she just ignores my advances. That's why I always flirt with other girls."
"Really," asked Baird and Sanji nodded, "Well, thanks for telling me that. I suppose it's about time we went to apologize to Robin. I have to agree with you, I don't think she is the right person to have mad at you."
Outside the Girl's Cabin
The Sound of a Knock Knock Knock was heard at the door to the Girl's Cabin, and from the inside Nami's voice could be heard yelling, "Who is it?"
"It's us," Baird and Sanji said at the same time, "We need to talk to Robin."
Inside the Girl's Cabin
"Do you want to talk to them Robin," asked Nami.
"I don't know," said Robin, "Do you think I'll be able to stop myself from killing either of them if they say something like that again?"
"Who cares, either way, if either of them dies it will be Sanji," stated Nami, "So I don't see any harm in letting them in."
"Okay, tell them they can come in," commanded Robin.
Outside the Girl's Cabin
Nami's voice could be heard yelling back after a couple minutes, "Alright, come in!"
The two men opened the door and walked in, and looked at Robin immediately, who was reading a book like she meant to ignore them. Sanji approached first and said, "Robin-chan I'm sorry, I was stupid, will you forgive me?"
Immediately Robin said, "Apology accepted, you didn't say anything wrong, I know that's just your way. You can leave," without even looking away from her book.
Thinking that he was very lucky, Sanji left immediately and went to start cooking the dinosaur meat that Baird had brought. (Unfortunately Luffy had already started eating it raw)
Next it was Baird's turn, "I'm sorry Robin, like Sanji said, I was stupid and shouldn't have said what I said."
Again, immediately Robin replied, "Apology not accepted, you are the one that talked like I was a prize, now leave!"
As soon as Robin finished Baird said, "No, I won't leave," and then he got on his hands and knees and bowed toward Robin, who actually lowered her book to yell at Baird for not leaving the room when she told him too and then was slightly shocked to see him on the floor bowing toward her saying, "I'm so sorry Robin. What I said was stupid and unforgivable. I usually think through what I'm going to say in that sort of a situation, but I was intoxicated by your beauty and-"
"Don't try and flatter me Baird," interrupted Robin, "Flattery won't work on me!"
"I'm not trying to flatter you, I'm just being honest," stated Baird, "I didn't think before I spoke. If I had, I wouldn't have said something so offensive. So please, please just forgive me."
For a second Robin was speechless, Did I really affect him that much? wondered Robin. She then said, "I'll think about forgiving you, if you'll leave now."
"Okay, I'll leave, but I'll come back for your answer soon," said Baird, and he got up and left the cabin, without looking back into either Robin or Nami's eyes.
When he was out of the room and back out on deck, both Robin and Nami could hear Sanji shouting, "Baird-san! Luffy started eating the meat before I could cook it! Help me keep him away from it!"
AN: Hey, Third Chapter in two days XD I knew I wouldn't have anything better to do LOL What do you people think, I'm hoping I can get some Reviews before Chapter 5, I mean, I can't let my little sister beat me, she has a FanFic with only 3 chapters and it has over 30 reviews XD
