Mr. Popular and the ring tone of his life
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Sometimes you need to feel a bit deprived, a bit lonely, and somehow incomplete because if you've got everything here on earth... would you still look up to heaven?
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/you have a phone call gorgeous/
It is almost 11:00 pm, but no sign of Naruto can be found in the small condo unit.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
Naruto's cellphone keep flashing underneath his pillow and the voice of a muffled and irritated Sasuke rang in the expanse of Naruto's room.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
Indeed if the cellphone had to voice out its stand in this situation, it may resemble the irritated tone of the blonde's ring tone except it would say asshole instead of gorgeous.
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The sound of a door being opened can be heard.
"I told you I cleaned" Naruto's cheerful voice gave life to his flat the moment he opened the door.
Sasuke tsked and let himself in straight to the sofa and switched on the tv.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
It was a faint sound coming from Naruto's room.
'What the- is he hiding someone in here?'
Naruto's singing voice can be heard from the kitchen and the faint sound of the electric stove being switched on told Sasuke that he will indeed eat dinner at the blond's condo unit. It was two years ago that he discovered that Naruto cooked good food! The hell, and he is going to take advantage of that.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
At that, Sasuke chose to know once and for all what in the world is that thing called the blond 'gorgeous'.
The first thing that he needed to do is to head to the dobe's room where the sound is coming from.
A big surprise for him, even the dobe's room is clean.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
Sasuke's left eye twitched when he realized that the damned thing was Naruto's cellphone and the voice that sang 'you have a damn phone call gorgeous' was his voice. Sasuke's voice. Sasuke rummaged through Naruto's bed and looked for naruto's damned phone and found it under the blonde's pillow.
/you have a phone call gorgeous/
'ok ok I get it. And I can't believe he saved that crappy ring tone'
Sasuke answered it without a thought
"what do you need you prick"
"uh? hello? isn't this Naruto?" Sasuke raised a brow as a girl's voice answered the other line. 'maybe his childhood sweetheart. gah. Down right impossible'
"the dobe's cooking so just -"
"TEME!" Naruto grabbed the phone from the bastard's hands and answered the phone
"Hello? sorry bout that, I just taught my parrot to answer my phone haha" Naruto sweat dropped
"you just taught your parrot to call you dobe? that's nice Naruto about time you admit you're one" Sasuke said sitting on Naruto's bed and switched on the tv. 1
Naruto glared. But seeing that Sasuke did not pay attention, he just concentrated on talking to the girl on the other line.
When Naruto was finished talking to the girl, Sasuke turned to him.
"That was the dumbest reason I heard from you dobe"
"shut up or I'll burn your fill" Sasuke smirked as Naruto went back to the kitchen.
"nice ringtone you got there, I bet you really love my voice!" Was Sasuke's comeback, and the sound of dropped kitchen utensils was Naruto's reply.
"Damn you! Bastard!"
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It's this kind of nights that I think I enjoy the most. I don't really think that Naruto minds but, I like having a crash sleepover in his place. It traced back when we were second year in high school. I live with my family, mother, father, Itachi, and he lives in a condo unit. How neat is that?
After eating their dinner, Naruto washed the dishes while Sasuke continued to stare mockingly at the tv screen until he remembered that he's supposed to ring his parents or Itachi if he's not gonna come home for the night.
Sasuke reached for his pocket where he last placed his cellphone but the phone is not there. so he went to his bag and rummaged through his things but it was not there. He went to Naruto's bag and turned it upside down but still not there, Went to Naruto's room and looked under the pillow, not there, in his desk, not there, under the bed, still not there, in the dresser? freaking not there! Where the hell did his cellphone go?
/Sasuke's not gay, he's just sexually frustrated/
'well, now I think I know where my phone is'
Sasuke turned to look at the origin of the sound and found Naruto by the door leaning on the doorframe his cellphone dangling from his neck.
/Sasuke's not gay, he's just sexually frustrated/
"well, we can see who's sexually frustrated" Sasuke stood up, brushed the imaginary dust off himself and grabbed the phone hanging from Naruto's neck.
"Itachi, sleepover at dobe's"
"is that an invitation little brother?"
"burn in hell, get laid"
"ooh Sasuke, that's sweet, but I always does get laid kukuku maybe you-"
Sasuke pressed the end button before Itachi could finish the sentence, damned Itachi to say vulgar things like that.
Naruto looked at Sasuke amused at how his expression changed from impassive to being red with anger in just one conversation.
"haha, you know what sasuke, you look hilarious 'burn in hell, get laid'" Naruto teased Sasuke imitating him as he said that.
Sasuke tugged the cellphone from naruto's neck jerking the blonde closer to him.
Naruto stared wide eyed at sasuke, wincing a bit because of the force placed upon his nape.
"haha, I thought you're just sexually frustrated, but I changed my mind, you're desperate!" Naruto grinned seeing the shocked look in Sasuke's face
"fuck you dobe" Sasuke let go of the cellphone and mock coughed a little embarrassed.
"haha that was a very profound statement Sasuke" Naruto laughed hard until Sasuke whacked his head an irritated look on his face.
/fuck you dobe/ Sasuke's eyes widened as he heard his own cellphone repeating those words.
"dobe..." Sasuke snarled and gave naruto 'the eye' that sent shivers down the blonde's spine.
"err... Sasuke, I think you need to um," Naruto shifted uncomfortably
"rest? I mean hahaha" Sasuke advanced dangerously slow to the blonde
"haha oh my you look... stressed?"
and the rest was history.
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1 hour 36 minutes and 55 seconds later, they both collapsed in a heap at the sofa laughing their hearts out.
Naruto still holding Sasuke's cellphone and recording everything that the raven haired teen says.
"will you cut that crap out?" Sasuke said trying to remove his phone out of Naruto's neck.
/will you cut that crap out?/
Naruto complied and let Sasuke take his phone out of his cellphone strap abused neck.
"you know what, your're wasting my battery" Sasuke placed his phone inside his bag.
"you know what, your're such a kill joy"
Silence stretched through the whole place except for the air conditioning and their steadying breath.
Naruto opened his eyes and gazed briefly at Sasuke then closed his eyes again.
"I'm glad that you punched me when we were in grade three Sasuke" peered through Sasuke to see his reaction but the other seems to be sleeping already. "yeah, even though I hate to admit it bastard... I'm glad you became my friend" Naruto closed his eyes, and fell asleep this time.
Sasuke opened his eyes and pressed the stop button of his recorder. Smiled as he saw the peaceful sleeping face of his best friend.
and in his mind, he is glad too, and thankful that Naruto is there, just there.
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1 Naruto has two television sets, one in the living room and the other in his bedroom. The one in his bedroom is smaller though.
Wah, late update I am so sorry for that.
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