I can say I am official un-sane. This chapter proves it.


Pit had woken up voluntarily, putting his hands near his face, feeling sweat come down his face, taking deep breaths. He felt the temperature around him, feeling a it of a breeze in the room which meant one thing, Pit had a nightmare. Usually Pit would remember any dream, but this was just odd to him. He was trying to remember what had happened or who was in it, but his mind was blank. I didn't want to remember. He only remembered one face, and that was the calm face the mercenary always had whenever the angel saw him.

Pit got up and looked at the clock that hanged on the wall, looking at it oddly, getting a paper he found in front of his bed yesterday, to help him know how to read time in a clock. He shrugged, getting out of his bed, putting on the sandals he took off,"I don't see why they use pendulums."

Pit heard a bang on the door, making Pit get more awake than before,"Sorry!" he heard, trying to remember's whose voice that was. Once he was fully clothed, he opened the door, seeing the Koopa King stand in front of him.

"Sorry about banging on your door. I tend to have a pretty powerful arm," Pit blinked at Bowser, slightly turning his head to the side, Bowser getting a bit embarrassed,"Good morning. I am your guide for today to lead you to the breakfast we have for all the brawlers."


Pit entered into a room at the bottom floor, seeing some of the members already helping themselves into a buffet at both sides of the room. Pit's eyes were full of excitement of the new things he saw, then looking at Bowser,"This seems really neat. What am I supposed to do?"

Bowser chuckled a little,"You weren't kidding when you said you came from the sky," Pit blinked again, making Bowser speak again,"This is called a buffet. It's where you can go, get a plate, look around, and grab anything that seems like you would want to eat."

The both of them went to get the food, Bowser telling him of the foods and describing them to him, eventually the both of them having two plates full of mountain high food,"Uhh, are you sure you can eat all that?"

"Well, I can try,"said Pit, entering another room where the other contestants were. His eyes fell as he saw no one he knew,"Oh no! Yesterday I didn't get the chance to meet all the new members!"

Bowser immediately reacted to Pit,"It's not your fault. Everyone here knows to stay away from Snake. That guy has a weird style of meeting people."

Pit looked up at Bowser,"Even so, I don't know anyone in here."

Bowser and Pit both Marth as he walked by them, Marth staring at Bowser seriously,"You can sit with me."


"So that's why there was no one here,"said Pit, only done with a bit of one plate.

"Yeah, it didn't seem like you needed more rest, unlike the rest of the new members I tried to wake up. They should be here any moment..."said Bowser.

Pit looked at his food, surprised at himself, he usually was the type of person that would love eating food, but he just pushed the plate slightly aside, laying his head on the table,"You're not going eat that?!"

Pit got up, turning to see a man with a funny moustache, a big pink nose, and wearing goggles on top of his head,"No, I know I shouldn't have gotten that much."

Bowser turned to the person, seeing him take a seat by Pit ,"Woah, look who got up this morning."

The guy gave off a "Hmph" looking back at Bowser,"Look who hasn't eaten his food either," Pit looked back at Bowser, seeing only half of his plate gone, making Pit giggle,"The name is Wario," Pit turned back to Wario, giving him a smile and extending his hand out.

"My name is Pit," he told Wario.

"I know your name. Everyone here knows you name, thanks to what Snake did," said Wario,"Even everyone knows Snake too." Pit looked down, getting a slight memory of his nightmare, feeling sadness poke at his heart,"He was that bad, huh?" Pit looked back at Wario,"I didn't think anyone would be worse that I."

"How so?" asked Pit.

Bowser had began to cough, Pit hearing like he said something in-between,"Am not!" Bowser had begun to cough again, Pit seeing Wario's face turn red in anger,"Am not!"

Pit felt something dark crawl up behind him, turning his head around slowly, only seeing a pair of yellow eyes, the voice sounding devious,"You are the fart machine, Wario."

Pit screamed at the top of his lungs, screaming very high pitched that it was heard throughout the hotel, screaming for a long time, eventually cracking some objects. He stopped screaming once he ran out of breath, Pit's vision becoming dark. The last thing the angel heard was a familiar voice crying out for despair,"Pit!!" And the voice sounded from someone old.


"Pit?" Pit had opened his eyes, finding out he was being held by someone, the feel of the person's arm having muscles, his vision becoming more clear, wishing that he didn't have it back,"The kid's alright. He must've fainted due to loss of air."

Pit quickly got off of Snake, backing up to Bowser, Pit breathing heavily, feeling Bowers's arms hug him protectively,"Meta Knight, apologize to Pit."

Pit looked down, seeing the last person yesterday before Snake had 'kidnaped' him,"I am terribly sorry that I scared you. I meant to do it upon Wario."

"Next time look!" said Wario, both glaring at each other.

"But at the same time we should thank him about it," Mario had appeared in front of a crowd that surrounded Pit and Snake.

"Mario?!" everyone said out loud.

"Boy do you have a good singing voice! We need it," he said to Mario.

"My voice?" said Pit surprisingly.

Peach had appeared next to him, lightly placing her hands on top of Mario's shoulders,"You have such a loud voice if used right, you can sing soprano in the female singers."

Everyone stared at Pit, making feel embarrassed,"To sing what?"

"The main theme of the Brawl tournaments."


Pit stood in front of a stage, seeing the only female fighters behind him side, seeing at the other side Meta Knight, Bowser, Falco, and Wario in front of them," I can't believe I'm going to be singing in front of a crowd a song that I only had two hours to practice!"

Wario walked up to Pit,"Don't worry about it, you sounded like you got everything right when we were all practicing. You've got nothing to get nervous of," the motorcycle rider, lifted up the angel's hand and kissed it gently, making Pit smile softly.

"Get in your places!" said Peach,"Our mini concert is about to start."

Pit stood between the girls, seeing a curtain open with a bunch of people in he stage watching them, making Pit gulp. He saw a banner that said "You can do it Pit" that was held by Gary, making Pit smile.

Link was on the bottom, lightly tapping his baton, making all the singers and musicians look at him, Link giving off the signal first to the musicians. The music had started, calmly, then all of a sudden Link had given them the cue to sing, everyone on the stage singing loudly. After thirty seconds into the song, a light was shown at Pit as he walked up in front a little, taking a deep breath before he began to sing.

"Audi famam illius..."

Soon the light went to Wario as well, singing and Pit's voice soon joining in afterwards.

"Audi famam illius..."

Then the light had shined all on stage, everyone singing again, Link moving his baton passionately, soon calming down, and after a while, everyone on stage had stooped, bowing down as the music still kept going, everyone on stage clapping loud, both Wario and Pit getting the loudest claps for their small duet. As soon as the music ended, the lights went out on stage, all the performers going out of the stage, Link taking deep breaths as gently put his baton down, nodding in satisfaction.


"Pit, your voice was so awesome!" said Gary, hugging Pit tightly, dropping his sign before he hugged Pit.

"You did a good job out there," said Bowser, lightly patting the back of Pit, making Pit smile.

A swarm of the members went up to him, praising him for his voice, making Pit giggle lightly. Almost everyone had said how wonderful Pit had singed, the night already making everyone go back to their rooms. Pit noticed a box that was standing in front of him, not noticing it there before. He went up to it, lifted it up gently and stared at a piece of pottery that had a small laurel tree growing, seeing a note on the leaves. Pit took the note, reading it slowly.

"You're good kid. You should practice moreoften," Pit looked at who signed it, seeing a oddly nice signature that said Snake. Pit's eyes widened a bit, feeling someone coming behind him again.

"Let's get you back to your room,"said Bowser. Pit sighed, turning around with the pot on his hand, smiling," Who gave you that?"

Pit tried to think fast,"It said it was anonymous."

Bowser went up closer to Pit, wrapping his arms around him,"Well well, looks like Pit knows how to score with the ladies!"

Pit blushed a bit, giggling nervously, the both of them walking towards Pit's room. The angel turned around last time, once the lights were completely out, seeing the face of the mercenary smiling at him.


I couldn't help but make Pit have such a high pitched voice. Don't hurt me. Please review.