(A/N: okay, so this is gonna skip forward about a year so that the 2007 movie plot can hop in as well as some other things. however, all ages remian the same for the hell of it. (oh, and lilith is 19))
Raph glared at the incoming Krang. Their pink and blue robot bodies agitated him, let alone their terrible grammar. As the hothead glanced over, he noticed Leonardo on the ground, surrounded by Kraang. "Yo, Mikey." Michelangelo looked up. "What's up, Raph?" Raph smirked. "I think it's time we used our 'secret weapon' that we were saving." Mikey pouted. "But that was meant for Leo!" Raph raised an eyebrow.
"Would ya rather pull it on Leo's dead body, or on a bunch of these assholes?" Mikey's determined look gave him his answer. The orange-banded turtle handed one of the handles of one of his nunchucks to Raph. The two sprinted forward, clotheslining the Krang surrounding their brother and knocking them all down. Leo, now able to rise, did so and high-three'd his brothers. "Thanks. I though I was a goner for a minute."
It had started out as a normal patrol. Then, Donnie had picked up some Krang activity with mutagen. It had all been downhill from there, as now they were stuck in an abandoned warehouse with the only exit open being a skylight about sixty feet above their heads and nothing to climb up in order to get to it. Speaking of Donnie...
"Raph! Leo! Somebody! A little help?!" Donnie was surrounded by Krang. One snatched his staff and thwacked him over the head with it before pointing its laser. "Donnie!" Mike, Raph, and Leo yelled, running forward. They knocked down the Krang swiftly, but got separated in the process. Correction: Raph got separated in the process. "Shit." he muttered.
He swiped at the Krang, but when one blocked his sai, the blade was knocked from his hand while the other was shot from his other hand. "Whelp, I'm outta ideas."
"Well, then, it's a good thing you've got friends then, isn't it, Raphie Boy?" the call came from above and every Krang and turtle looked up to see a thin, feminine figure outlined against the skylight. "Is that April?" Donnie asked. Leo shrugged. "If it is, she's welcome backup, even if she did risk her life by calling Raph 'Raphie Boy'. Either way, backup is welcome."
Everyone froze when said figure jumped sixty feet with nothing to grab. The Krang gaped at the stupidity, while the turtles gaped at the fact that whoever it was was about to become a paint splatter on the floor. Suddenly, she pulled something from her belt and shot it at the skylight. "Did she seriously use the grappling hook cliche?!" Donnie demanded, horrified.
It was, of course, the grappling hook cliche. The figure swung in a giant circle (slapping Donnie on her way past him) before jumping off and crashing into a Krang in front of Raph and landing in a crouch. "It's not a cliche! It's a classic!" she snapped, rising. She was wearing a black jacket, black pants, black sneakers, and a black, plastic mask over her face. Her hair was long and black.
"Need some help, Raphie Boy?" she asked, pulling a pair of sai from her belt and offering them to the hot-headed turtle. Raph frowned, then took them. "Once you grab yours, I want those back." stated the girl, green eyes shining beneath the mask. Raph grinned. The Krang, having worn off from their initial surprise, darted forward. The girl drew a pair of sharp daggers and lunged forward.
Raph stabbed one that had been sneaking up behind her. "So who are you?" The girl's mask moved and Raph presumed that she was smirking. "Like you don't know." She ducked swiftly as a Krang shot at her, but said shot clipped her mask, sending it flying off. "Whoops, guess my secret's out!" she joked, grinning at Raph. "Hey, you were right. I do know." Raph joked.
Lilith grinned. "You know it." She threw one of her daggers at him, but it missed and buried itself into the chest of the Krang behind him. Raph's eye twitched. "Since when have you been able to fight?" Lilith smirked. "Since I could walk." She retrieved her dagger just as Mikey landed next to her, having been thrown by a Krang. Lilith helped him up. "Lily!" exclaimed Mikey.
Lilith grinned and helped him up. "Be careful Mike. I might start to think you guys actually remember me!" Leo and Donnie lept next to them. "Lilith! What are you doing here?" demanded Leo, while Donnie just grinned and patted her on the back. Lilith frowned. "What, Leo? Not happy to see me?" She grunted as she threw a Krang over her shoulder and into another.
"Not particularly." Leo grumbled. "We have't seen you in a year and suddenly you appear when we're trapped? Kinda suspicious." Lilith rolled her eyes. "Who do you think I am, the enemy? I saw the flashing lights and came to investigate. I saw you guys and figured I'd wait and see if you'd had it handled. You didn't, so I jumped in." she explained, stabbing a Krang that (tried to) sneak up behind her.
Leo grunted. "Still. It seems kind of ironic to me." Raph rolled his eyes, punching a Krang in the face. "Shell, Leo, she's tryin' ta help. You were gone for three years. Chill out, will ya? She's not Karai!" Everything froze for a moment. "I know that, Raph! You don't need to remind me! I just want to be careful! We met her once, didn't see her for a year, and then she just shows up when we need her?" Raph resisted the urge to state that Leo had done the exact same thing a couple of months ago.
"Okay, Leo. You got me." Lilith said, shrugging. "I'm a secret agent for Bishop, come to take you away for experimentation." She stabbed a Krang. "Not likely. I got a call. Besides, didn't you just say that 'either way, backup is welcome'?" Leo paused, slicing the head off of a Krang thoughtfully. "A call? From who?" he asked, confused. Raph sheepishly raised a hand. "I couldn't get ahold of Case and April earlier, so I called Lilith to see if she'd try to get them for us."
Lilith nodded. "And I was driving by the warehouse on my way back into town when he called, saw the flashing lights, so investigated and I decided I'd wait to attack until I could see how bad you were getting your asses kicked, if you were getting them kicked. Casey got drunk off his ass earlier tonight and thrown in jail because he was mistaken for someone else. April's trying to get him out." she explained.
Raphael laughed. "Ha! Case, you dumbass." Leo cleared his throat. "Okay, now that we're all clear on this, how the shell are we getting out? Now there's five of us trapped." Lilith grinned ferociously. "Like this!" she threw down a smoke bomb, and when the smoke cleared, the five were gone and there was a hole in the metal wall, green acid dripping from the edges.
Now on top of the roof, Mikey laughed. "How the shell'd you get us out of there? The only door was over a hundred feet away!" Donnie pointed out, "A hundred thirty-seven, to be precise." Lilith grinned and produced a light green ball that looked exactly like a smoke bomb, not counting the fact that it was green. "I made a new door. It's acid. I've used it a couple of times to get out of a tight spot."
Donnie examined it. "Fascinating! How to you make it so that you can touch it?" Lilith grinned. "The ball I used I made myself. I'm not quite sure what it is, but I saw some acid dripping out of a car in my dad's repair shop last year. The car'd been sabotaged, but when it hit the ground, it burned throught the floor, not the tool on the floor. I melted said tool down and made these."
Donnie nodded. "Nice." Leo frowned. "But what about the Krang's shipment? They're going to put that mutagen in the water supply! You think they'd have thought that we might have crashed their party, though. I mean, honestly, what bad guy tries the same plan twice?" Lilith smirked. "Don't worry. They didn't have that much. Their shipment is in my truck. Now come on, let's blow this joint." Raph's eyes were wide. "Please tell me you mean literally."
Lilith grinned and pulled out a dead man's switch. "Do you want it to?" Raph and Mikey nodded enthusiastically. Lilith laughed, pressed the button, then let go. "Lilith, we're still on the building!" Leo shouted, bracing himself to run. Lilith grabbed his arm. "Relax, Leo! It's fake. It's a toy I picked up for my friend's son. He likes buttons." Leo sighed, relieved and slightly embarrassed.
"Jesus, Leo, you're going to give yourself an anneurism." Lilith teased, though concern showed. Leo jerked his arm away from her touch. Lilith facepalmed. "Come on, Leo. You act like my very skin is poison." She removed her gloves. "Perfectly normal, see?" She wiggled her shrugged, turning away. "Let's get home." Lilith grinned. "Here, I'll give you a ride."
Leo raised an eyebrow. "Why? We have a perfectly good vehicle over the...re..." He trailed off, gaping at where the Battle Shell had been not long before. "Where's our fucking ride?!" Lilith facepalmed and Raph stated, "Er-Fearless? We walked here. Do you not remember Mikey complainin' the whole time?" Leo paused. "Oh. Right. My bad, I forgot that we're not in the city at the moment."
Lilith resisted the urge to snicker. "So do you want a ride, or are we going to stand here until the Krang realize that their shipment is gone and in my truck?" Raph snickered. "What'll it be, Fearless?" he asked gleefully, ecstatic about how flustered Leonardo was getting. Leo rolled his eyes. "Come on, then." he muttered. He then paused and realized that he was the only one on the roof. He groaned. "Fuck my life."
As soon as he was in the truck, the building exploded. Lilith leaned out the window with wide eyes. She glanced at the button in her hand. "Oh, shit!" She said. "Um... so that may or may not have been the real switch..."
