A/N: This crap's back.

Light Minasae didn't really know what she was doing with her life. She was pretending to be a boy and flirting with other girls for the sake of a stupid club that she didn't even like. Not only that but her friends decided to date those idiots AND to top it all off her parents were dead. "I really need help." she mumbled into her pillow. "You need help, do you?" asked a strangely familiar voice. "I can help you with that." "Hey whoever's there this isn't cool." said Light, sitting upright. There was an all-too-familiar sigh, and the faint sound of a hand colliding with a face. "Miss Minasae please don't make this harder than it needs to be." said the voice. Light frowned into the darkness. "Sabrina?" she asked, totally confused.

The quick flash of red eyes in her room indicated that Sabrina was, in fact there. "How'd you get in?" asked Light. "Miss Minasae I suspect you already know what I really am." replied Sabrina. Light's mind finally processed what she meant. "You're a demon…and a shinigami." slowly stated the 'older' girl. "That's correct." said Sabrina.

"Why are you here?" asked Light. "I'm going to be honest, Miss Minasae. You've been scheduled to die two weeks from today." said Sabrina. It didn't take long for Light to calculate when she was going to die. "On my birthday…how…fitting." said Light. Sabrina cleared her throat to end the awkwardness. "I believe that you don't deserve to die, Miss Minasae, therefore I have a proposition for you." Light immediately understood what the demon-reaper girl meant. "You want to make a contract with me?" she asked. "Yes." replied the demon, her eyes glowing red.

-time skip of DESTINY!-

Sabrina's head smacked down onto her desk the moment she sat down. "You okay, Sabrina?" asked Haruhi. "Yeah I just didn't sleep." replied Sabrina. "Why not?" asked Haruhi. "Because of a certain blonde-black haired idiot we mutually know." The twins crept up on Sabrina before violently pushing her shoulders. "Run. NOW." she hissed in a deadly voice. The twins ran back to their seats because they didn't want to be killed.

Then learning and school happened. Nothing to interesting or worth mentioning happened. The host club, though, kept finding her and asking where Light was. Sabrina wasn't actually sure so she kept telling the different members the same answer. "Probably at home."

Eventually when it was host club time, Light did show up. "Light-kun you're alive!" yelled the fangirls. Light groaned and facepalmed. "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" she finally yelled. Tamaki hid behind Kyoya, somehow believing he'd live if he did so. "Where were you Light?" asked Kaoru. "Hiding from you. Wasn't it effective?" replied the Sass Master of Ouran. Sabrina swore she saw Light wink at her.

The vast majority of the girls migrated over to Light. "Why are you wearing the gloves?" asked one girl. "Because I feel like it. Is there a problem with gloves here too?" she asked. The girls swoon, somehow finding this attractive. None of the others in the room could understand. Hell not even Light understood how that was deemed attractive by those girls. She just learned to roll with it because all the girls at this school are extremely stupid.

"Has anyone seen Knox-sensei?" asked one of the girls. Everyone turned to Sabrina. Everyone. Not a single person in the room wasn't looking at her, except herself of course. She shrugged, not really caring. Today might be the only day Ronald doesn't 'ruin' the host club for the other members.

She spoke too soon.

"Damnit Ronald. Why do you always act so lost without me." she sighed. "Woof." he replied. Understanding what he meant she pulled out the textbook from the previous day. "I would start running if I were you." she whispered. "You're so cute when you're angry." he said, poking her face.

-5 minutes later-

"AND! THAT'S! WHY! YOU! DON'T! POKE! MY! DAMN! FACE!" Sabrina yelled, using her textbook as a weapon. "THIS IS ALSO WHY I TOLD YOU TO RUN!" "I'M SORRY I FORGOT YOU CAN'T BLUFF OR LIE!" he yelled back, trying to shield his head. "Miss Faustus, that's enough." said Light. Sabrina instantly stopped, bowing to the girl. "Of course Minasae-san. Whatever you wish." she said, leaving the host club in total shock.

Light smiled at the girl before returning to her area. The twins and Tamaki exchanged glances before following her. "Hey Light…how'd you make her listen to you?" they asked. Light shook her head at them, the same gesture being done when they looked back at Sabrina for an answer. When they, reluctantly, went to Ronald he just shrugged while rubbing his head.

"Hey, Light. Isn't tomorrow physical exams?" asked the brunette from yesterday. Light paled as she turned to her customer…or friend either works. "What?" she whispered. "Yeah. Physical exams are tomorrow, right guys?" the brunette asked. Light suddenly stood up and ran out of the room. "They'll never take me alive!" she yelled, while running out the room.

Sabrina was deep in thought. Someone would definitely see her contract seal, which would raise many questions. She couldn't think of another way to keep people from seeing it, other than not showing up.

"I don't really understand why we have to do this…My last school never did." mumbled Light, pulling Sabrina out of her thoughts. "You're just saying that so people don't realise you're a girl." said Hikaru and Kaoru. Tamaki's head slowly turned to Ronald, with fear in his eyes. "Oh come on you seriously thought I didn't know?" Ronald asked. Meanwhile the host club's customers, who had all been kept busy by Kyoya, suddenly turned back to the others. "I can't wait for tomorrow, Light-kun!" yelled one girl. "Motherfuck…" whispered Light, facepalming.

-The next day—

The day of physical exams arrived. The host club's customers were extremely excited about his, while Haruhi and Light looked like they were going to die and kill someone, respectively. The rest of the host club members had no problem with physical exams.

The vast majority of the host club's female populous was searching for Sabrina. They didn't want her to take their man…or men, whichever you would like to think of it as. No one had seen her all day. Hell, no one had even seen Ronald. They smiled at this fact. The host club would be all theirs that day.

The general idea of physical exams happened. The fangirls screamed over the twins doing their strip tease, fainted when they saw Tamaki and eagerly waited for Light and Haruhi. Tamaki tried to pretend to be Haruhi again, only to have another failure. Light just stood off to the side and sighed. "I hate the host club…" she mumbled. "The host club. This stupid day. Those fangirls. I hate all of it."

Apparently Light hadn't noticed she was standing beside Kyoya until he cleared his throat. "Is there something you'd like to share?" he asked, pushing his glasses up his face. Light blankly stared at him. "Fuck you. Fuck your club and fuck physical exams." she replied. Kyoya almost smiled at her words. "You just don't want to found out, Light." he said. "That's true. I wish someone would actually do something so no one will find out." she said through her clenched teeth.

Haruhi was soon dragged over to Kyoya by Light. "The 'Special Boy's' Clinic wants is open to you again." Kyoya said simply before leading them away. Meanwhile Light muttered death threats to everyone present in the school.

Kyoya left the duo in the clinic because it would be utterly creepy if he stayed. He couldn't help but feel something wasn't right about Sabrina Faustus not appearing in school today. It was the day of physical exams, yes, but she was obviously flat out a girl. Why would she not come? Was she hiding something from him? Whatever the reason he was going to find out. Kyoya Ootori always wins.

Unbeknownst to him, so does Sabrina.

-meanwhile-

Tamaki and the twins were standing alone, with smoke coming out of their ears…figuratively. Ronald had appeared and stole their thunder. All the girls in the general area had swarmed around him, saying things he didn't quite understand.

After all, they were speaking in Japanese at the moment.

"I'm going to kill him, one of these days." said Hikaru.

Little did Hikaru, Kaoru and Tamaki know they wanted to kill a death god.

Ronald checked his watch and saw the time. "Damn if I'm late one more time he's going to kill me." he muttered to himself, taking off towards the Special Boy's clinic. "And I'm not exactly one to do overtime. Even though I get it often."

-ALPACAS!-

Light and Haruhi weren't exactly too sure as to what was going on. Some random person had just walked into the room and started talking to the doctor that was going to do the physical exam. The guy looked like s sleaze-ball and seemed really out of place against the other doctors that worked at the Ootori hospitals.

"This guy's a shady motherfucker….should we trust him?" whispered Light. Haruhi agreed with the girl as they hid behind the curtain, spying on the two.

The doctor that worked for Kyoya's family got up and left the room for a moment. The two girls exchanged terrified glances before hiding behind the curtains again. They could hear the shady guy advancing towards them. "Holy crap we're gonna die." whispered Light. Haruhi made no reply and curled up into a ball on the floor. They could tell the man was in front of the curtain because all footsteps were gone. Light's last thought passed quietly through her lips, causing Haruhi to stare at her older friend confused.

Out of, what seemed like nowhere, the sound of a lawnmower cut through the room. There was a small clacking sound followed. Light and Haruhi didn't dare look out the curtain, in fear of what they may see. There was definitely a fight going on outside, they could deduce that.

Moments later there was a scream of agony before the room went silent. There was the sound of someone running out the door and the door slamming shut.

When Haruhi and Light looked out the curtain, assuming it was safe, Haruhi almost vomited. The man was clearly dead and ripped in many places. It looked as if a lawnmower had been run over him and someone had stabbed him with a sword many times. "What the hell?" yelled Light, at a loss of words. The two girls looked around the room seeing no evidence that anyone else had ever been in there.

Moments later the host club ran in the room with Ronald, and somehow Sabrina in tow. Kyoya stared at Light confused and the others stared at the body shocked. Immediately Light was being asked questions because everyone assumed she had killed the man. She tried explaining that it wasn't her fault, to no avail, until Haruhi cut in. Haruhi explained everything that happened from the doctor leaving the room to the moment the person slammed the door. Kyoya examined the body, deducing the same thing as the girls. The man had been run over with a lawnmower and through with a sword.

"When'd you get here Sabrina?" asked Haruhi, after the school disposed of the body discretely. "Ronnie called." replied the host club's demon maid.

The host club didn't have time to question how Sabrina had arrived so quickly because the Ootori doctor came back in the room, with a short brown haired man. The man wore glasses and had the same green eyes as Ronald. He wore the same kind of suit, just with a different tie and different shoes. "Alan-sempai!" yelled the two younger reapers at the same time, bowing to him.

Alan looked between the two younger ones, seeing Ronald looking as messy as ever and Sabrina in her usual maid attire. "What have you two been doing?" asked the older shinigami. They both nervously laughed. "Well…" said Ronald. "You see…" Sabrina started. They both sighed, seeing they wouldn't get out of anything. "I'm being forced to pay off a 4 million yen debt." Sabrina said, hanging her head. "So you're slacking off?" said Alan. Sabrina and Ronald jumped. "No! We're getting an assload of overtime, though!" said Ronald, trying to justify their actions. Sabrina's hand smacked against her face.

Alan soon smiled. "I'm just kidding, Brina, you know that. I also know Knox is an absolute idiot, yes." he said. She smiled back at her sempai. "Actually it was Grell's fault." Alan paused for a moment. "Makes sense." he said.

The two younger reapers sighed in relief that they weren't getting any overtime. At least until William found out. Suddenly it dawned on them that Alan would tell Will or Eric. "Alan-sempai pleaaase don't tell Will-sempai or Eric-sempai!" wailed Ronald, kneeling down. Alan pretended to think about it for a moment. "Alright. On one condition." "Name it!" exclaimed Ronald.

Alan bent down and whispered into Ronald's ear. He paled, then blushed, then paled again. "Oh please anything but that, Alan-sempai!" shouted Ronald. Sabrina's gaze shifted between the two male reapers. "I don't think I like where this is going…" she said. Alan turned his attention back to the female reaper. "Right since you're involved you should may as well know." said Alan.

The host club, attempting to grasp what they were talking about and wanting attention tried to avert Alan's eyes towards them. It didn't exactly work because he was too busy scheming a plan to put Ronald Knox in his place after what happened at the last Christmas party. People were still scarred now.

Alan's idea also sparked some unwanted attention to the relationship between Sabrina and Ronald. The twins were expecting the worse to happen because everyone could tell that Ronald Knox and Sabrina Faustus weren't 'just friends' like they claim to be. Well, everyone but Sabrina, Ronald, Haruhi and Tamaki. They were all oblivious to this…or just so used to it they didn't even bother denying it anymore…or too busy trying to get people to stop saying they loved William, Claude and Eric. You can probably guess who this is.

"What are you making him do Alan-sempai?" asked Sabrina. "He needs to wear your maid dress for the rest of the week." Alan replied. Sabrina's face was priceless in everyone's mind. No one dared to laugh because she would either kill them, or their punishment would be to wear the dress longer. Only Alan laughed at her expression. "Alan….you can't be serious." she said. "He is." groaned Ronald. "There's no way in hell that I will let him wear my clothing." she deadpanned. "Well then I'll just tell William what you've been up to…" said their sempai smirking.

Sabrina let out a frustrated yell before hiding to remove her maid dress. "Take it and never give it back. It's now yours." she said. Ronald reluctantly took it before going to remove his own stuff.

Tamaki was staring at the two reaper's sempai confused. "Uh, sir. If Knox-sensei is supposed to wear Sabrina's dress….what's she supposed to wear?" Alan paused for a moment. "Crap I never thought of that…" he mumbled. "ALAN-SEMPAI!" the two reapers yelled at the same time. Alan shrugged, although they couldn't see it. "I guess Brina will have to wear Ronnie's clothes." he said. There was a small moment of silence before the room was full of Sabrina's angry screams. "ONE DAY, ALAN HUMPHRIES! ONE DAY I'LL MAKE YOU PAY!"

Eventually Ronald emerged, reluctantly, wearing Sabrina's maid dress. It was awfully small on him, which only made Alan laugh harder. "I never knew you could be so evil, Alan." grumbled Ronald, unpleased. Moments later Sabrina stomped out, wearing Ronald's suit. "This never leaves this room or I'll take your eyes out with scissors. Alright?" she hissed at the host club, her eyes turned red. They nodded, terrified, not before Alan and Kyoya took a picture.

"I'm this close to putting that guy's name on the death list…"she thought bitterly.

A/N: I'm obsessed with alpacas. Also...imagining Ronald Knox in a maid dress. *shudders*