Title: Building Bridges
Rating: G
Characters: I won't spoil all the fun. I'm sure you'll know.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Written for Prompt Fest IV: Peter – Bridges
Um...so this is crack. It's my first purely conversation fic. I hope I pulled it off.
And thank you to all my wonderful readers and reviewers! I 3 you all so much!
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I said no! Absolutely not. No way."
"You need to expand your limited world view, Suit."
"There is nothing wrong with my world view, thanks."
"Look, I'm just trying to bridge the cultural gap between us."
"...Your terrible attempt at humor will not change my mind."
"I'm not in top form."
"Even at your best I wouldn't agree to this, so don't feel bad. You should be resting anyway."
"I don't want to rest, I want to watch a movie. Just give it a try."
"I have. I've seen it three times. I don't want to see it again."
"Fourth time's the charm!"
"No!. Wait, what are you doing?"
"You want to play hardball? Fine. I'm going to call Neal."
"Why?"
"Because June wisely decided he needed to get out of the house. He's escorting her to the same charity event Burke Premier Events has planned."
"You're going to tattle on me to my wife?"
"No. I'm just going to tell her the truth: Her husband is an ogre who is being rude and won't watch a simple movie with her invalid guest."
"..."
"That's what I thought."
"Fine. Fine. Put your damn movie in."
"Go make some popcorn, federalli. "The Bridges of Madison County" await us."
"...I need a beer."
~fin
I hope you all enjoyed this little piece of nonsense! :-D
