A/N: sooooo still same day and I am doing really good hopefully I can start on my other stories today!
Robin: what about your mother?
HGG: she is watching millionaire so shes fine
Nami: why do I have a feeling you have just been lazy the whole time
HGG: have not my life has been consumed by horses school and youtube
Ussopp: watcha doin on youtube
HGG: research *shifty eyes*
Chopper: right sure you have
Ace: HGG does not own one piece if she did I'd be her …. Wait what!
HGG: on with the story!
"Are you telling me you were kidnapped by pirates?" Ramses exclaimed. I had just finished explaining my supposed kidnapping for the third time.
"No, I was on a pirate ship and a tsunami came. I fell overboard and washed up here." I say, I really suck at lying so I'm staying as close to the truth as I can.
"Sire, she must have been forced to say she was not kidnapped by those very pirates. I say we should hang them if they come here." I glare at him, challenging him to touch my nakama.
"No Pax. We are still over run by pirates. Some so strong they have been able to kill an entire squad of my best men. We must first deal with this problem before we punish her kidnappers." They apparently are not listening. I'm not worried about my crew; they can take care of themselves. It's the kingdom I'm worried about. I know if all of us were here we could get rid of all the pirates before the day ends, but the princess just makes things more difficult!
"alright, so we are done right? Can I go play now?" luckily the princess was Not a stick in the mud and often played blind man's bluff with the maids.
"Patience, you are to stay in the castle at all times and to have a bodyguard with you if you wish to go out into the garden." My mouth falls. They can't be serious can they? Keeping me indoors is impossible!
"But father, that isn't fair! Please, don't do that it's boring!" I whine. I have never played all the games Ann told me about.
"It's decided, we don't want you taken again. This old heart of mine can only take so much." He puts his hand on his chest as if to relax his heart. I am about to say more but Pax decides to jump in.
"I highly agree with you. She is but a fragile flower. Someone could easily snap her by the stem, so to speak." I remember Robin saying a come back to being called a delicate flower before and decide to use it.
"The more beautiful the flower the bigger the thorns," with that I excuse myself and leave. Half way down the hall from Ramses chambers I hear the door open and close again. I turn the corner wanting to go to my room and talk with Ann when a hand grabs my arm and slings me to the wall.
"Be a good princess and your crew mates won't get hurt." I glare back at the multi colored eyes.
"Don't touch them or I will kick your ass." I growl through gritted teeth. His hand starts to roam me. Idont know what exactly he is doing until he grabs my crotch. I yelp and hit him in the jaw. He stumbles back. I'm pissed he touched me there so I punch at him again.
"Gum Gum Pistol!" no one was there and I have been itching for a fight. He doges and comes up behind me as my arm retracts. I am pushed to the wall when I hear him in my ear.
"I think the princess should be punished don't you? Too bad no one will hear her cries." He hisses in my ear. Guards come and he leaves. I want to chase after him but am stopped when I hear a sweet voice call Patience's name.
"Patience, I heard you can't leave the castle! I have a great idea!" Ann calls. I glare a little more the direction he left and turn to hear her "great idea." She stands in front of me breathless. I let her catch her breath practically jumping in place.
"let's put you in a disguise." That's it? It's so simple it may just work! She takes me by the hand to the servant part of the castle. On the way I start thinking about the fight I just had. How exactly did he move so fast? I saw him one minute and then it's almost like the shadows in the hall enveloped him. Could he have devil fruit powers? We reach the servant quarters when Ann yells for someone.
"Hey, Rosh, can I borrow some of your clothes for the princess." Said boy pops out from nowhere and bows deeply.
"Of course, whatever the princess wishes, but if I may be so bold as to ask, what for?"
"I think it's best for you not to know." Ann says to the boy. He leads us to his room. It was not even half my room's size. Rosh walks probably two feet to the back of the room to a wardrobe and pulls out a long pair of dark jeans and a white button up shirt. He hands them to me with a bow. I look at him confused.
"Why does everyone bow to me?" Ann laughs Rosh bows deeper. Tired of always being bowed to and never talked to I say to him, "Stop bowing it's getting on my nerves. Look me in the eye and talk to me." He looks up with a very funny look of surprise. I laugh and start putting on the clothes. Rosh quickly leaves the room. I shrug it off and put on the clothes. The pants were a tight fit but they were pants at least. I button up my shirt but Annabel stops me. She holds up a very small bra.
"Put this on. You still need to have breasts even if you are undercover." I groan
"Why am I undercover!" I say not wanting anything to do with the foreign object.
"If we are found out we won't have to explain the sudden lack of boobs" I put it on pacified with the explanation.
"Alright I will take you to the gate and you can have all the fun you want. Just keep your head down okay." She turns to go to the door, I follow. She stops abruptly and I smash into her. She turns with a huge grin on her face. "I got this for you. Pax was 'holding it for you' do I snatched it when he wasn't looking. It was a bit tattered so the seamstress fixed it up." She holds out my straw hat. I snatch it from her hand. It disappeared after I woke up on the beach! I had such a fit once everything calmed down. I carefully set it on my head and pat it for good measure. She turns again and we go. When we get to the gate some guards stop us.
"Halt, who is this boy with you? He does not look like any servant I have seen." My arms are covering the tiny bra she gave me.
"He is a friend. He came for me seeking help with his cattle." I snicker but stop when the guard looks at me. Ann gets in the way of his vision. "If you don't mind I would like to hurry. One of his cows is having a baby."
"Sorry miss please do hurry." They step aside and we walk semi casually away. When we get a good distance away I let loose
"That was fun!" I say punching the air. She laughs and says nothing. I start talking to her about my crew and some of my adventures while we walk around town. I occasionally got distracted by something shinny or a mystery item I could not comprehend, or sometimes I would smell something good and the villager would give me a sample. Everyone was really kind here. My stomach growls after we walk till sunset doing anything and nothing. She takes my hand.
"Come let us eat! The baker has wanted you to try his food!"
"Does he have meat!" I call desperately. I love sweets and all but… MEAT!
"Yea he has bread stuffed with different kinds of meat! You'll love it!" I get excited and start pulling her along.
(TO DA BAKERY!)
"Yosh, foooooodddd!" I call enthusiastically. The baker man I met at the ball looks at me. He looks at me some more. When I think he's just going to stand and stare he breaks out of his trance.
"Princess! What splendor you have brought to my day to have visited my humble bakery!" he says breathlessly with his hands in the air. I just smile at him fondly waiting for the food not understanding the mystery words he just said. Instead more people come in.
"My, is that really our princess in boy's clothes?" people come in with their children in tow.
"Princess! Come play with us!" the children say running up and hugging my legs. I start laughing, food temporarily forgotten. We start playing a game of Blind Man's Bluff, Ann gave me the idea, and I'm it. Out of pure instinct I almost used my gum gum powers to grab hold of someone. I thought better of it remembering the princess does not have devil fruit powers.
It was close to night when I finally got my food. I ate greedily like I did on the ship. The people just laughed and dismissed it as me being starved by my kidnappers. After devouring most of the bakery I fall back with a contented sigh. About to fall asleep I am awakened by a cruel voice.
"Old man, fix me some food and give me what money you have." I open my eyes to see a really big man surrounded by really stupid looking guys. I see the old man go for the box on the counter and pull out what little money was in it. The mood has definitely changed to one of fear. I on the other hand am just waiting for an excuse to kick his ass. I don't like the way he is treating the old guy. The old man, whose name is Angus, gives him the money and is rewarded with a punch to the gut, excuse to kick some ass has been made. I get up ready for a fight.
"Hey, he gave you what you asked for. Why did you have to punch him?" I say looking up through my bangs.
"No princess, stay out of this! We don't want you to get hurt for our sake." He cries. I ignore him of course. My fist is just itching to make contact with his big, ugly face.
"This is the great princess? Patience Sophia Heart has blessed us with her glorious presence?" He says sarcastically. He gets up and walks toward me. "You should go back to the safety of you palace. You wouldn't want to get kidnapped again would you?" I punch him in the jaw without hesitation or holding back. He falls to the ground out cold. I am very disappointed, he could have at least stayed awake long enough for a few more punches. The room is silent and everyone but Ann's mouth is hanging wide open.
"Captain," hollers a guy with a big nose and soon to have an even bigger fat lip. He looks at me and is about to grab his gun. I knew it wouldn't faze me but it would the princess. So I run at him jump in the air and give him a round house kick to his face.
"Stan!" yelled the rest of the crew. They look at me for a few moments. I look back with the same look I use on wild animals I want to tame. They go stark white and run out carrying there captain and Stan with them.
"Come on Ann. There is nothing left to do here." I walk over to where the guy's crew droped the money and tossed it to Angus. "If this ever happens again, don't hesitate to come to me for help." I leave then. Zoro would be so proud of my coolness just then!
"You know, you might be confined to your room for disobeying the king." Ann says
"What! No, I'll die if I have to be cooped up all day." She looks at me as we walk to the castle, my doom.
"Well, you will have plenty of time to study the princess." I sigh extra dramatically to show how much I don't want to. Even though I know I will do it if she promises me meat.
HGG: I feel so proud for trying to make this story better! I sure hope you notice guys!
Robin: im sure they will author san
Ussopp: if your really so worried you could take some story telling lessons from me
HGG: riiiiight the day I take lessons from you is the day I fail as an author
Ussopp: *hurt beyond repair*
Luffy: I think you hurt him…
Zoro: he'll get over it
Sanji: yea we got over our solitude together
Nami: really?
Zoro Sanji: hell no!
Ace: review plz
White Beard: if my son is in it why can't I be in it?
HGG: because I don't know anything bout cha ya gotta wait till funimation comes out with more dubs this summer
One Piece fans: *scream to the point I go deaf*
HGG: O.O' yea its true….. like I said, research
Ace: bull!
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