Chapter 3
Everyone was gone and the mysterious person was just bringing in Duo and Heero. "Hello all!" she said cheerfully. Everyone
glared at her. She giggled. "What's with all the glares and evil looks, I just brought you all together, so you can spend a whole
new day at the zoo!" "I wanna go home!" Quatre squealed. "And I want a pair of pants, too. It's cold down here!" She laughed. "You
weren't supposed to lose your pants when you fell through the tank." Heero and Duo jumped from her arms, they ran to the others.
Heero pulled out his water pistol again. Catherine put her hand on his arms, lowering them. "Let me handle this." She pulled
out a bumch of knives. Everyone gasped. "Cathy..." Catherine smiled at Trowa. "Now I get to see if looking at the pictures in those
books really helped!" The girl pulled away from them. "Hey, no don't try anything stupid..." Catherine smiled. "I'm not." She pulled
back her knife, holding the others in front of her face to get a good aim. She threw it. The girl had gotten backed up onto a wall,
and the knife stuck to her body suit's right shoulder, hooking the cloth onto the wall.
"Ack! Stop!" Catherine threw more knives, sticking more of the girls fabric into the wall. When all her knives ran out, the
girl was stuck to the wall. Everyone was clapping for Catherine as she took her bows. "Thank You! Thank You!" "Get me down from here!"
Heero walked up to the girl and yanked off her mask. Everyone gasped. Duo and Hilde shrieked. "SHE'S WORSE THAN ANY OTHER KIDNAPPER!!"
A wave of light blue hair fell around the girl's shoulders. "Hi guys!" "SASAMI YUY!!" "The author..." SHe grinned. "That's me!" Heero
emptied his water gun on her.
She sputtered out water and shook her hair out, since her head was the only thing still movable because of the knives. "What
'cha do that for?!" "I dunno, I just felt like it." Heero stuck out his tongue at her and ran back over to the others. "Why you lil'
brat!" She struggled against her bonds. "Let me go!" They heard a ripping noise as Sasami pulled her shoulder away from the wall. She
struggled some more and the other shoulder ripped off, along with her fabric. She ripped her wrists off the wall, too, along with more
fabric. When she had gotten off of the wall, half of her suit was missing. Everyone stared at her. Duo, Heero, Trieze, Milliardo,
Quatre, Trowa, and even Wufei, had gotten a nosebleed. She ran off of the screen and came back in another bod suit, this time a navy
bluue.
"Okay, where was I?" She looked at the chibis. "Oh, yeah, I was thinking of pounding your little heads in!" Sasami pulled away
the floating cushion Washu sits on. A loud thump could be heard. "SASAMI!!" "Sorry!" She turned back to the children. "Let's see...I've
tortued you in "THe Gundam Gang Goes to the Doctor", you were already terrorized before this fic, when I said I was gonna be working
with you, with the exception of some. She shook a glace towards Relena and Hilde. Xianshuu's voice could be heard in the background.
"Hey, that's my Hilde, the one I walk with!" Sasami laughed. "So, I've noticed."
"I'm really getting tired of writing cute, wittle stowies with you in it!" She said in her baby voice. "Actually, I don't! I
kinda get reviews saying... "Please..a sequel"...or "Kawaii! More more!" or something like that...so I continue on with my stories."
Milliardo had crawlen behind Sasami as she talked. He pulled out a scissors and positioned it so it was right below the bubled she kept
the different sides in. "Snip!" A mane of blue fell to the ground behind Sasami's back. "AAAHH! YOU LITTLE BRAT!!" She jumped off of the
cushion and looked behind her.
*keys being hit could be heard in the distance...Sasami's hair grew back...and Milliardo grew, also, just older, only he had shed his
clothing and was in his birthday suit. Now, Dorothy, Relena, and Hilde had fallen asleep, but as if a sensitive cell in their brains,
they jumped up and drooled over Milliardo, along with the others. Even some of the guys were staring
Sasami was lsughing so hard, she was holding onto the cushion for dear life. "If you got, strut it! Or something like that..."
"Oh yeah!" All the chibis jumped her. "Get off of me! Eek! Stop!" Soon after the chibis got off, Sasami was just as naked as Milliardo.
"AAAH!" SHe ran and hid behind Milliardo, since he was the only thing there able to hid her whole body. "You chibis are just as hentai
as me!" She shrieked. They stuck out there tongues after her. She directed Milliardo towards her closet, making sure she was still
fully covered. She pulled out another suit and turned her back to Milliardo's back and put it on. "You want anything to wear Milliardo?
I can't have you running around my fanfic with nothing but your birthday suit on, you know!"
He looked in the closet and found one of the suits that he wears in the space colony, the brownish one. Sasami shoves him back
over to the chibis. "Enjoy him...I mean...Have fun! No that sounded just as bad..." She shrugged. "Oh, well!" She turned to a big box
to the cabinet. She pulled out stuff, ranging from a pillow to a king-sized bed. "These are all the things you will need to survive the
night and day tomorrow." The chibis had beds, beds, and more beds, a stove, a fridge full of food, a microwave...ect. "Cool!"
Milliardo got the biggest bed and the chibis shared a bed. Sasami also had her own bed, near enough to where she could keep an
eye on the chibis and Milliardo. The ate until they fell asleep, then Sasami fell asleep also, keeping a security lock on the group she
had kidnapped. 'Rest and Relaxation at last.' she though, sighing as she fell asleep.
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Sasami Yuy: I hope you all have bad dreams!
Everyone: :p
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Chapter 4
The next day:
When Sasami opened her eyes, the sun hadn't yet risen, but it was about 4:00. But there was enough light for Sasami to see what
was in front of her face. Milliardo had returned to his chibi form and Lt. Noin had somehow mad her way across to the bed he was on, and
crawled into the suit, which was now two sizes too big. They had the shirt, but Lady Une and Trieze had the pants. That's not the things
she worried about. She was worried why Trowa had Quatre's shirt and Quatre had Trowa's pants, and why Duo was wearing Heero's spandex
pants and Heero had Duo's pants and hat.
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Sasami Yuy: You people are looney! @_@
EVeryone: At least we're not like you!
Sasami Yuy: :p
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Sasami sat there, wondering, pondering, and also cooking, until the woke up. The first person to notice was Duo and Heero. "Ack!"
Duo screamed. "What are you doing with those on?" Heero yelled. "How DID I get them on?!!" Then Trowa and Quatre, Lady Une and Trieze, and
Lt. Noin and Milliardo. Hilde, Dorothy, and Relena, along with Wufei and Sally, were sleeping peacefully on another bed. Xianshuu's voice
in the backround. "That's my wittle Hilde! Staying out of trouble...and funniness!" Sasami pitched a glass plate back there. "Shut up!" A
breaking was heard. "Ow!"
Similar screams were heard at the same time in the back, when Lady Une and Lt. Noin discovered why they were suddenly so cold.
"I'M NAKED!" Sasami held her head and muttered something. "I'm suprised I didn't wake up to see Trieze and Milliardo in the same shirt...."
Une and Noin frantically looked around for their clothes, while everybody got their right clothes back. Sasami held out her hand to Noin
and Une. "I think these are yours...I found them near the stove..." They took them and yanked them back on. She also handed a pair of
clothes to Milliardo.
The creaking of a bed and a few grumbles were audible in the other bed. THe others turned to look. Wufei had rolled over, Sally
rolling along with him. "Justice..." He mumbled, smiling. "Let them sleep, you up now need to eat. I'm making sure to get you back to your
pre-chool." She herded them over to the table where she had laid out the food. The chibis looked at it, uncertain whether to eat it or not.
Sasami clenched her fist. "It's not poison, you know!" They shot her a sideward glance. She growled. "Just, eat it! God dammit!" The dug
into the food, since they were hungry. Sasami set aside a couple pots for the others.
When the scent of food caught the nostrils of the sleeping ones, they acted as if they were in a trance. The aroma floated them
over to the pots, where they each sat in front of one. "The opened their eyes. "FOOD!!" They gobblee down the food in two minutes, flat.
Sasami hung her head. "Now, take a bath." She looked up as she saw several smirks being excahnged. "Your OWN bloody bath!!" She kicked
them into the bathroom, with the exception of Wufei, Sally, Dorothy, Hildem and Relena, who she had escorted in.
By the time the came back out of the bathroom. Sasami had already taken her own shower and was waiting patiently. "Took you long
enough..." She stood up. "I'm speeding up time so I can send you back, now! I can't believe I kidnapped you guys, of all people!" She pulled
out a wand-like thing and waved it around. The room began to spin, but none of the people moved. Seconds later, the clock in the room was
saying 4:00 p.m., when a few seconds ago it was after 4:00 a.m. "Get lost!" She snapped her fingers and the children disappeared in a flash
of a glittery silver.
She flopped down into a chair. "I'm too young to be torturing myself...oy." The children reappeared in their pre-school, where their
teacher was bawling her eyes out. "I lost the children!!" They heard her saying. Duo broke the moment. "KONNICHIWA!!" He shouted, jumping
in the air. The teacher's head shot up. "Oh my god!" She ran over to the children, scooping as much of them into her arms as she could. "Where
were you all?! I was worried sick! I even had my grave made out!" They showed outside, where it had a big hole in the ground with a headtone
that said "R.I.P." She children sighed relief.
A few minutes later that day, the children were outside in plaing on the playground, when an uninited visitor showed up, her usually
way. She popped in, upside down in front of all of them. "Ack!" She grinned. "Miss me? Don't answer that!" The stared at her, only Heero had
courage to approach her. (he always is!) "What do you want, now?!" She turned right side up and sat in the air, cross-legged. "I just wanted
to tell you that your welcome to come back to the zoo, anytime you want to!" "NO!" they yelled in unison. Sasami smiled. "Sheesh...I was just
trying to be nice." She disappeared, laughing. Her voice echoed back. "Good bye, for now!" Insane laughter could be heard.
The End...Or is it?!
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Sasami Yuy: Well, folks this is the end, of this story!
Hilde: Will you be mean to me in your next story? I know you weren't mean to me in this one, but I just want to know.
Xianshuu: She better not be mean to you.
Sasami Yuy: I won't be mean to you. *glares at Xian* Or Sally, maybe Relena, Dorothy, and Wufei. Maybe...
Heero: What's your next story going to be about?
Sasami Yuy: *waves him off* don't worry! *turns to the readers*
Hey, all you lucky ppl out there, who read my fanfics, I want your opion.
In my next fanfic, should I make the GW Gang as babies, complete babies?
All: NANI?!!
Sasami: *sticks them in a bag* Or, shriveled up, old people?
*pokes the bag, as it starts to rip* Stop that!
Or, lastly, should I have them remember their past as babies, when they all met, and then think about their future, when THEY ARE shriveled up,
old people?
At the end of your review, put either one of these numbers:
babies: 1
shriveled up, old people: 2
rememberance then future thinking: 3
Sasami Yuy: *throws the bag with the chibis in the garbage disposal*
I'll be glad to write whichever one gets the most votes, so just have fun imagining them that way, then pick! ^.^
