A Trip to Cape Cod Part Three

Disclaimer, Rugrats belongs to its original owners and no infringement is intended. Rosie and her family belong to Nairobi-Harper, Reggie belongs to Celrock and Peter belongs to TCKing12.

"…Remember when I told you about how I made Reggie poop in his pants" asked Rosie Hall over Peter's iPhone as Tommy Pickles listened.

"Well…"

Entering Rosie's Memory

After a while of driving, the Halls and Reggie finally made it to Cape Cod. The small peninsula was way neater then what Rosie expected. There were sand and duns everywhere along with small towns and beach houses.

The Halls drove several more miles into the Cape before stopping at a small office building where people would rent out beach houses. Terry Hall, along with Rosie, went in and paid for one of the houses that was available and was handed the key and given the house number.

A few minutes later, the Halls parked their car in the parking lot that was near the beach and everyone got out to help with the luggage.

Rosie put on her back pack and looked out towards the beach and saw a two story but otherwise relatively small house.

"Hey, Daddy" asked Rosie.

"Yes sweetie" replied Terry.

"Is that the house we're staying at" asked the pink haired girl.

"It sure is" replied Terry again, "and we get to stay here for five whole days."

"How come we didn't stay in a hotel like with our other vacations" cut in Mary Hall.

"We thought it would be good to try something different this time" added Shannon Hall.

"But doesn't this mean we have to clean our rooms while we're here instead of getting room service" griped Mary.

At the moment, Reggie Greenfield's loud singing voice interrupted the Hall conversation.

"CAPE COD!" sang Reggie, "WHERE THE MAGIC OF THE EAST COAST!"

Both Rosie and Mary covered their ears.

"Girr!" went Rosie, "Reggie, cut it out!"

"Oh, shut your face, Gumdrop Head!" snapped Reggie as he pushed Rosie, who went rolling down a small dun.

Rosie spat sand out of her mouth and glared up at Reggie as he cackled.

"What was that, Reggie" asked Shannon as she and Terry walked over with suit cases in their hands.

Reggie stopped laughing.

"Uh… I was just telling Rosie about when they, uh… shut down a gum factory" went Reggie before smiling up at the Hall parents innocently.

Rosie just shook her head, brushed sand out of her clothes and walked towards the beach house with her family and Reggie.

Once everyone was in the house they all began unpacking and looking around. Several of the cabinets in the kitchen already had some essential items such as medicine and soups stored. As Shannon was inspecting several them she accidentally dropped one of the small jars. Rosie went and picked it up and discovered that the jar was full of Gummi Bears.

"Look, Mommy" said Rosie, "Gummi Bears."

"Oh no, Rosie" chuckled Shannon, "those aren't candy, they're laxatives."

"Laxatives" asked Rosie, confused.

"It's a medicine that makes people poop" said Mary as she walked in.

"Yuck!" went Rosie.

Suddenly, an idea popped into the pink haired girl's head. 'Gummi Bears that make you go poopy' she thought.

Rosie then remembered when mean old Reggie tried to steal her fries and when she said no, threw his soda on the floor in order to frame her. Then later he pushed her into the sand and called her Gumdrop Head for the fifty bagillionth time. And that wasn't counting all of the other mean and nasty stuff he had done to her and her friends.

Shannon and Mary left the kitchen leaving Rosie there to gaze up at the jar of Gummi Bear laxatives. A sneaky grin crossed her face.

Exiting Rosie's Memory

"Wow" went Tommy, "I didn't knows that there were special Gummi Bears could makes you do poopies."

"Yep" replied Rosie, "and just wait until I tell you about how I finally got back at mean old Reggie."

Tommy listened intently as Rosie continued her story.

Reentering Rosie's Memory

The pink haired girl found a chair that she pushed over by the counter where the Gummi laxative jar was and used it to climb up and grab it. She then ran into the bedroom that she was sharing with her sister and Reggie, made sure no one was watching her, and stuffed the jar in her back pack.

A little while later Terry was preparing the kitchen for dinner and Shannon was outside watching the kids. Mary was wadding in the water while Rosie was building sand castle. Just as the pink haired girl was almost finished, a foot came and stomped on her creation.

"Hey!" snapped Rosie as she looked up to see Reggie.

"Ops" said Reggie in a snarky tone, "I guess your dumb little castle was so small that I didn't see it!"

Reggie cackled evilly as Rosie pulled the jar of Gummi Bear laxatives out of her back pack.

"Hey, what's that" asked Reggie.

"It's my Gummi Bear snack" replied Rosie.

"Well give it hear, Gumdrop head!" demanded Reggie.

"No!" snapped Rosie, "I'm sick and tired of you always stealing my stuff!"

Reggie just pushed Rosie into the sand and grabbed the jar.

"Fine!" snapped Rosie, "take the stupid Gummi Bears!"

"Whatever you say, Gumdrop Head" went Reggie as he unscrewed the jar's lid and began eating the Gummi Bears. Rosie couldn't help but giggle to herself.

"What" asked Reggie over a mouth full.

"Nothing" went Rosie.

Soon Reggie had eaten the whole jar's worth of Gummi Bear laxatives.

*BELCH!* "Ahh, thanks for the snack."

"Everyone, it's time for dinner!" called Terry from inside of the beach house.

Everyone left their activities and went into the house. Mary went into the bathroom in order to change out of her bathing suit and Rosie and Reggie both sat at the table.

"What's for dinner" asked Rosie.

"Tonight we're having hot dogs" replied Terry as he handed Rosie and Reggie their plates.

"Alright!" went Reggie as he greedily began stuffing his face.

Suddenly the evil little boy's eating was cut short by a strange feeling in his stomach.

"Reggie" asked Shannon, "are you okay?"

"Uh… I need to go potty" went Reggie as he left the table.

Shannon and Terry just continued eating as Rosie giggled to herself.

When Reggie arrived at the bathroom door he found that it was locked.

"Let me in, let me in!" demanded Reggie.

"No!" snapped Mary's voice from inside, "I'm still getting dressed!"

"But I need to go…!"

*BRRAARRT!*

Everyone at the table turned towards the bathroom where Reggie just stood there in silence.

"I-I… I did diarrhea in my pants" mumbled Reggie before sobbing loudly, "WAAA HAHAHAHAH! I did diarrhea in my pants! WAAAAAA!"

"Oh no!" went both Terry and Shannon.

Exiting Rosie's Memory Again

Tommy and Rosie were both laughing hard and rolling around on the floors of their homes respectively.

"An-and it smelled so bad!" laughed Rosie, "that my Mommy and Daddy had to have all the windows open for the rest of the night!"

"I-I wish I coulds have sees it" laughed Tommy, "that would have been the funniest things eber!?

"Well" continued Rosie, "needless to say, Reggie didn't pick on me until we go back home and I actually got to enjoy my vacation in Cape Cod."

"So what other stuff dids you do a Cape Cod" asked Tommy.

"Oh we had lots of fun!" went Rosie, "we got to play on the beach for as long as we wanted. And we got to drive around and see all of the neat towns and lighthouses and museums and stuff. It was great."

"Wow" said Tommy, "I wish I could go to Cape Cod."

"Maybe someday we can go together" suggested Rosie.

"That would be awesome!" went Tommy.

"So" said Rosie, "'you wanna tell me about your trip to the Graham Canyon?"

"Sure" said Tommy, "well likes I says before, Angelica made a club for peoples who's names wasn't Tommy just like Reggie made a club for peoples who's names wasn't Rosie. She also tolded me that I couldn't have gum because I was a baby and that I would has swallowed it but then she swallowed her gum.

"Then later on my Daddy stopped the car because something was wrong with its. Well we were at this place where they fix cars and gives you food when Angelica and I decided to explore the garage. Once we in, we pretended that a bunch of tires were the Graham Canyon and climbed up on top of them.

"But then, Angelica decided that I needed to pretend I was a donkey for her ride back down and when she tried to climb on me we accidentally knocked down all the tires. Luckily, we didn't gets in trouble but my Mommy and Daddy decided that the Graham Canyon was too far. So instead, we decided to go to a place called the Clam Canyon."

"That sounded like fun" said Rosie.

Just then, Tommy could hear a voice from behind Rosie.

"Rosie, Mom says it's almost time to give me back my iPad" said Mary's voice.

"Uh oh" said Rosie, "I think I'm gonna have to get going here."

"That's okay, Rosie" said Tommy, "thanks for telling me about your trip to Cape Cod."

"And thank you for telling me about your trip to the Graham… I mean Clam Canyon" said Rosie, "bye Tommy."

"Bye Rosie" said Tommy as the connection was cut.

Tommy chuckled to himself. 'I can't believes that Rosie actually made Reggie do poopies in his pants."

The End

Note: the Gummi Bear laxatives are based off real ones I've seen before.