Jack was still rubbing his temples when a soft blue light shimmered around Teal'c and he vanished into thin air.
"Uh, Jack…." Daniel stammered. "Teal'c just vanished."
"Great, just great. What now?" Jack began pacing the small cave and rubbing his temples furiously.
Carter had been looking along the edge of the walls for anything that looked like a door and she sighed loudly when she found nothing. "Looks like we're stuck here. Daniel you wouldn't happen to have a portable pocket stargate on you would you?"
Daniel looked at Sam like she was crazy but he shrugged anyway. "Sorry, forgot to bring it this time."
"Why does this always have to happen when I have plans? It couldn't happen when I've got jury duty or something boring like that. No! Gotta happen when I've got tickets. Never fails." Jack huffed as he paced.
"What are you talking about sir?" Carter asked as she settled herself on the ground next to her pack.
"I had tickets to tonight's game. Right on the boards too." He sighed as he thought about the game he was going to miss. "Center ice, behind the benches. Why me?" he whined as he buried his face in his hands and leaned against the wall.
"I'm sorry sir. I wish there was something I could do about this but I'm at a loss."
"It's okay Carter I'm just whining. But, if you happen to come up with something soon I'd be really happy." His grin in the green light from the glow stick looked decidedly maniacal.
"You know Jack it could be…"
"Stop! Don't say it Daniel or it'll be that way." Jack took one more look around the cave and slid roughly down one of the walls, wrapping his arms around his knees and laying his head on them.
Meanwhile
The roar of the crowd was getting louder despite the ear plugs that blocked most of the noise. A sea of black satin jacketed body guards swarmed the stage and dragged the sequined star into their protective circle.
"Get 'im to the dressin room ye lot!" Screamed a voice that had the air of authority to it.
The sea of muscle moved and swelled, protecting the fragile person in the middle while flowing towards the right side of the stage. Screaming women dove and shoved the bodyguards, effectively pushing their prey farther away from them. The screams became more frantic as they realized that their idol was slipping through their grasp.
"Gotta keep 'em back from the door or they'll get 'im. Can't have that 'appenin again now can we?" Joked the man to Teal'c's left.
"Bloody right mate," Teal'c joked back, surprised to hear his voice in a strange accent. "What the 'ell?"
