DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A FANFICTION.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who in this site is the most torturous of them all?
*Lucky Channel's song plays in the background*
Akira: LUUUUCKY CHANNEL! OHA-LUCKY! We're back with one more Extra Episode! I'm back as the navigator, and I know you guys missed me announcing the show, Akira Kogami!
Minoru: Hello everyone! I hope you all are feeling great, because this feeling might go away after watching today's episode!
Kagami: Huh?
Akira: But first, let's welcome back our participants, the Lucky Star Cast!
The camera moves to the couch, where all the members of the show are sitting and waving. Some of them not as intensively as others.
Akira: Wonderful! Now, shall we begin Shiraishi?
Minoru: Of course, Akira-sama. *gets the plastic bag with the papers, now called the "ToD" bag*
Akira: First dare of the day *chooses a random paper* it's from "Sturmgeschuts":
I have a dare: I dare Yutaka to participate in a cheesy romance with Miyuki. (Imagine the cuteness... it'll make the weak willed have mental break downs and cause evil people's skin to melt)
-Sturm (as usual)
Konata, Hiyori and Patty look at each other.
Patty: But…
Hiyori: This would result in…
Konata: MOE OVERLOAD!
The three of them faint.
Kagami: Geez *looking at the camera* would somebody dare these three to speak normally for another round? You'd be doing me a favor.
Minami: *hiding her eyes behind her green bangs* Wa…wait a second…
Yutaka: *blushing* A romance? W-with Miyuki-san?
Miyuki: I don't mean to complain… But I was just wondering why am I always picked first for the Dares in this show?
Konata: Miyuki-san, you don't need to understand! Just go there and promote the fanserv—I mean, the acting the fans want so much!
Patty: Yes Miyuki-sempai! You are the heart of the show! They chose you because of the enormous amount of boo— of talent that you have!
Hiyori: *With her sketchbook in hands* Don't pay attention to the Otaku behind the Otaku.
Akira claps her hands and suddenly the scenario changes. Miyuki and Yutaka are wearing school uniforms. They are in some kind of Music Room. There is a boy in the other side of the room, but strangely he's wearing a cute dress. It looked pretty good on him, and if you didn't look closely, he could be easily mistaken for a girl. Yutaka and Miyuki are holding a script.
Yutaka: So… So she really was a boy all this time and we d-didn't notice?
Miyuki: I'm afraid so. I saw h-how you were looking at him lately… Do you have some kind of f-feelings towards Ihurah-chan?
Yutaka: You too! I saw you l-looking at Ihurah-chan a lot lately. It would seem to me that you too think of him as somebody who is more than a friend…
The boy comes closer.
Ihurah: Miyuki-sempai, Yutaka-san. I received these tickets to the cinema, but only two of them. I was wondering if any of you would like to come with me today.
Yutaka and Miyuki look at each other. They stop reading the script. The boy was really cute.
Yutaka: *blushing* Oh… Well, I have an appointment this afternoon, so I'm afraid I can't come…
Ihurah: But the cinema is at 8:00pm! Are you sure you don't want to come?
Miyuki: I do think you should go with him, Kobayakawa-chan. You should spend some time together.
Yutaka: No, no! If somebody should go this somebody is you, Miyuki-sempai!
Miyuki: *blushing too* Oh, my… I couldn't go. I'm pretty confident that you deserve something good, Kobayakawa-chan.
Yutaka: Please, I insist! You are such a good person Miyuki-sempai! I'd feel terrible if I was there having fun while you were alone at home!
Miyuki: *grabs Yutaka's hands, and looks softly at her* Go. Just the thought of you having so much fun is already enough to make me feel happy at home, Kobayakawa-chan. I promise you it will be alright.
Yutaka: Miyuki-sempai…
Konata was already yawning. Nanako was fast asleep, with her head resting in Yui's shoulder. The cop was also sleeping. The only ones who seemed interested in watching that soap-opera of cuteness were Minami, who shook and nodded whenever one of them said something and Hiyori, who was making a drawing of this "love triangle" they formed. Akira was drooling at the hosts' table.
Minoru: *Smirking, he punches the table with his fist* Okay! I suppose that's enough, don't you think Akira-sama?
Akira: *falls off her chair*
Minoru: I'd take that as a yes.
Nanako and Yui wake up with a startle, hitting each other's heads.
Both: Ouch.
The scenario is taken away the same way it was put up, and in seconds the studio was all cleaned again.
Akira: *gets up* Is it over?
Minoru: Yep.
Akira: Great. This was more boring than watching Sk* Craw*ers…
Minoru: *shuffling around the papers from the ToD bag* Ok, now for the next challenge. This one is by "Chakragirl15":
I DARE KONATA TO THROW ONE OF HER MANGA'S INTO A FIRE!
I also dare Kagami to wear a bunny girl costume,
Tsukasa to attempt to walk on her hands for 10 minutes and for Miyuki to try out contact lenses!
Konata: *eyes wide open* Throw a manga…
Kagami: *twitching* Wear a bunny…
Tsukasa: *shaking* Walking for 10 minutes…?
Miyuki: Contact…
Akira: Is it so hard to form a complete phrase? Gosh.
Minoru: Well, Izumi-san, you are the first…
Patty and Hiyori: NO!! *standing right in front of Konata with arms wide open* If you want to get Konata-sempai, you'll have to pass through us first!
Konata: *puts a hand on the shoulders' of both girls.* It's… It's okay. I'll do it.
Patty and Hiyori: Sempai!
Konata: *Gets up shakily and looks seriously at both of them* Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Patty: Sempai… Such wise words… *Tears fall from her face*
Hiyori: *embraces Patty* Be strong! We need to be strong now! That is all we can do for her.
Yui: *sweatdrops* You guys can really put up a drama theatre when you want, don't you..?
Minoru: *Suddenly dressed as a hangman, in black cloth* Choose one manga from your manga collection.
Konata: I already have.
Konata walks forward and grabs a manga from her shelf. She then walks to the sudden fire that appeared on the middle of the studio.
Konata: *breathes deeply* Goodbye… Old friend. *throws manga into the fire*
A sad small circle of people, composed by Hiyori, Patty and Konata herself stared as the manga pages burned.
Hiyori: That was really, really brave, sempai…
Patty: You've gained my eternal admiration.
Suddenly Konata collapses on the floor.
Konata: *crying* I'm worthless garbage who can't even write a straight-looking K!
Patty: *lifts her up by her shirt's collar* GET A GRIP, WOMAN!
Minoru moves to the other side, where Kagami, Tsukasa and Miyuki are sat, trying to hide somehow.
Minoru: Well, Kagami-san, your turn.
Kagami: M-my turn?
Minoru: *grabs a bunny costume from the wardrobe* This one fits perfectly on you!
Akira: *mumbles* What a perv…
Kagami: *blushing furiously* KONATA!
Konata: What? I'm not the one who suggested this one.
Misao: Wow, Chibi really recovers fast, doesn't she?
Kagami: C'mon! The exact size? Blue? And with "Kagamin~" written behind it?!
Konata: Coincidences happen.
Kagami: *clenching her fists* I'll make you fly out of that window, and it will NOT be a coincidence!
Misao: Don't be a coward Hiiragi! Just put on the costume already.
Kagami: *still blushing* …FINE! *walks towards the changing room*
Patty: Did you really picked that one just for her?
Konata: I always thought that blue was a perfect match.
Hiyori: Clever. Hey, can I ask you something Sempai?
Konata: What is it?
Hiyori: What was the manga you threw into the fire?
Konata: Oh. It was an old volume of Ts*basa Chroni*les. Actually, I was going to exchange it for the newest volume of xxxHo**c, since it was the same price.
Patty: I see… Because the Ts*basa series is over and the xxxHo**c series is still ongoing.
Konata: Exactly.
Kagami comes out of the changing room a couple of seconds after that.
Tsukasa: Wow… Onee-chan, you look… Really…
Kagami: *her face is pure red* Shut up!
Konata: Kagamin! Thi—
Kagami: DON'T YOU DARE SAY A WORD TO ME, YOU CREEP.
Minoru: Next up, Tsukasa-san! You need to try walking on your hands for 10 minutes!
Kagami: *Still blushing a little* She can barely walk on her feet for 10 minutes without collapsing…
Tsukasa: Onee-chan! T-that's not true!
Misao: Hiiragi's little sister, try hard! *thumbs up*
Tsukasa: Okay… *walks to the nearest wall. Puts her hands on the floor and lifts her legs until they completely touch the wall. Then collapses face-first on the floor.*
Kagami: *sighs* Told ya…
Yutaka: Tsukasa-sempai! Are you okay?
Tsukasa: Yeah… I guess I can't do it after all…
Akira: *picking on her nose* Ya think? Anyway, next victim.
Miyuki: T-that would be me…
Minoru: *brings out the contact lenses* Here, Miyuki-san. They don't sting, so don't worry! I'll be right behind you if you need any—
Akira: Shut up and let the girl suffer.
Miyuki: *Get's up, goes to a mirror and struggles to take the first lens out of the watery case it was in*
Nanako: I don't get it. Why did they ask her to try contact lenses?
Konata: Because Miyuki-san is scared as heck whenever comes to putting stuff on her eyes. She can't open her eyes underwater, either.
Nanako: You're kidding me. She fought in a freaking cage with knives and just sang Metal. And you're telling me she's scared of… THIS?
Yui: You know, she's really got a point there…
Patty: Yes, but she was not made for this. Miyuki-sempai is the fanservice character of the show, so these characteristics are comprehensible enough, don't you think, Sempai?
Konata: Of course. Whatever happened back there was just some weirdo trying to make Miyuki O.O.C, because it would be fun to see the moeism turning into badassery.
Nanako: *sweatdrops* Sure… If that's what you think…
Kagami: *looking at the camera* No, seriously. You guys dare her to talk like a normal human being again, I will be owning you a favor.
Konata: *puts a hand over her mouth and smirks* I don't think they want a favor of yours Kagamin… You're already doing them a favor with this costume you're wearing.
Kagami: *blushes again* S-SHUT UP! I'M JUST WEARING THIS BECAUSE IT WAS THE STUPID DARE. I WOULD NEVER WEAR THIS AGAIN, EVEN IF THEY PAID ME.
Konata: Yes! You're wearing it without being paid!
Kagami: Ugh! Come here you little—!
Konata and Kagami start running through the studio. It was a very weird scene if you asked me.
Konata: Oh no! The rabbit is chasing the fox!
Kagami: SHUT IT, DAMMIT!
Suddenly Akira punches the table with both her hands.
Akira: GODDAMIT, ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO GET THEM OUT OF THE FRIGGIN' CASE?!
Everybody stops.
Minoru: H-here Miuyki-san, let me help you with this.
Miyuki: *shaking nervously* T-thank you Shiraishi-san…
Minoru gets the two lenses out and gives one to Miyuki. She breathes deeply and tries to put it on. But whenever her finger got too close, she would just close her eyes and yell. She did it eight times before finally getting one into the eye.
Minoru: Very well, Miyuki-san! You put on the first one! One more to go.
Minami: *gets up and walks towards Miyuki* Are you feeling okay?
Miyuki: My… My vision is all weird… But I'll b-be fine as soon as I put the o-other one. Don't worry about me, please!
Minami: Ok… If you need anything, call me.
Miyuki: *trying to do the same thing she did with the other lens* S-sure, Minami-chan.
Misao: Wow… Takara is pretty strong, huh.
Ayano: What do you mean, Misao-chan?
Misao: I mean, is clear that she's scared more than anything, but she's still trying her best not to worry us.
Patty: You're right. Noble actions come from noble heroes.
Hiyori: Yeah… *takes her sketchbook out and starts drawing a scene that just popped up on her mind*
After three more minutes, the other lens was finally inside Miyuki's left eye.
Tsukasa: You did it, Miyuki-san!
Kagami: Yes, congrats!
Miyuki: *blinking* Well… It wasn't that bad… At least I can see everything clearer now…
Akira: Great! Are we done? Let's move on. *Gets a random paper from the ToD bag* This one comes from "MahNati". Hey isn't this girl a friend from the manager?
Minoru: *sits down* Yes, I think so.
Akira: Let's see what kind of friends our boss has:
Poor Yui... getting too cared away with all the shooting...
Irani: Pff... can't blame her! Shooting IS awesome!
Lucas: *shakes his head* Okay Irani, now sit down. Anyway, go to the dares and truths. Let's see if you still have your creativity for these things.
Rina: Yeah. You haven't been reviewing ToDs since Ask Jiggly.
Ayano, Misao once mentioned that when you're really angry you are practically the reincarnation of the demon. Show us this wild side!
Tsukasa, *gives an incredibly expensive vase made of Swarovski* Just try not to break it. *whispers* As a motivation, it comes from Akira-sama's house. You already know the consequences if you break it, right?
Kagami, cosplay time! Become Kagamiku, sing and dance "Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru"
Konata, is it true that you have a crush on Kagami? By the way, have you ever played NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams?
Akira, alright yandere, is there anyone you acted nicely? I mean, really nicely?
Rina: Not bad... not bad at all...
It's hard to give murderous dares for these girls. I prefer to torture Wario.
Irani: But it's still interesting. I'll keep reading. *notices Lucas absorved in a book, not actually paying attention, and gives a slap in his head*
Lucas: Ow.. Yeah, me too!
Minoru: I'm impressed.
Akira: With companies like this, of course our payments are low as fu—
Minoru: *covers Akira's mouth* Before the rating of the show needs to change, Ayano-san, would you show us this 'wild side' of yours?
Kagami: Now that's something I've always wanted to see.
Konata: *mumbles* Just look at a mirror, Kagamin.
Kagami: What was that??
Konata: I love how easily you prove my point.
Ayano: Oh… But I can't just get mad like this all of a sudden! In fact I don't think I'll be able to—
Misao: Leave this to me. Yo, Ayano.
Ayano: H-huh?
Misao: Ka-e-de.
Ayano: *gets up and grabs Misao's collar* DON'T. EVER. MENTION. THAT. NAME. AGAIN.
Kagami: *sweatdrops* Eh…
Misao: *smirking* Works every time.
Ayano: SWEAR NOT TO SAY THAT AGAIN. SWEAR IT. NOW.
Misao: But what's the point? Somebody will probably ask you what the hell does "Kaede" mean, and you'll have to answer anyway.
Ayano: *Punches Misao's face.*
Kagami: O-oi! Misao, are you ok??
Misao: Haha… I've taken harder punches than this one, believe me. And all of them came from the demon here! Haha!
Konata and Minoru: Déjà-vu…
Kagami: Ayano…?
Ayano: *gets up* EXCUSE ME. *leaves the room*
Akira: Wow. The girl is almost as bad as me.
Minoru: So you do know.
Akira: *stares cutely at him* Know what?
Minoru: *sighs* Well, now for Tsukasa-san's dare.
A staff member comes carrying a ¥8,000,000 vase made of pure Swarovski diamonds. He hands it to Tsukasa.
Tsukasa: O-oh! It's h-heavier than I thought!
Kagami: *facepalm* This will not end well…
Akira: HEY! That's Grandma's vase! What the hell…?!
Tsukasa: *shaking and blushing* D-don't worry, Akira-san! I won't b-break it I swear!
Konata: It would be cool if she broke it.
Kagami: What? Are you crazy? *pulls her away from the hosts' table and whispers* You've already seen how insane that psycho girl gets for nothing. Are you trying to get my sister killed or what??
Konata: No, no, of course not! I was just thinking that if she broke the vase, she would have to work for Akira-sama. And then she would probably need to dress up as a guy, even though she's a girl! And every girl would start asking Tsukasa out, because she's too cute, but then Minoru wouldn't let that happen to her because he secretly has a crush on her, but doesn't know that yet, and then—
Kagami: What the HELL are you talking about?!
Konata: *sighs* Never mind… A minion mind as yours would never understand.
Akira: *resting her head on her hand* I don't know what you guys are talking over there, but I've already heard my name five times or something.
Minoru: Nice hearing.
Akira: Thanks.
Minoru: Whatever. Well, Kagami, time to change clothes!
Kagami: What? Again?!
Hiyori: Yes, sempai! Your dare was to cosplay as M*ku Hat*une!
Patty: Now that you mentioned, it would look perfect on her!
Hiyori: I know right?
Minoru: Everything is ready in the dressing room.
Kagami: *sighs* Whatever… Anything will look better than this stupid bunny costume.
Kagami gets up and goes to the dressing room.
Konata: And don't forget, you need to dance to M*ku's favorite song too!
A couple of minutes later, Kagami comes out of the dressing room.
Kagami: T-this… costume…
Misao: Wow Hiiragi! It looks really great on you!
Tsukasa: Yes, Onee-chan! You l-look a lot like the character!
Kagami: *blushing* Just pay attention to your vase.
Tsukasa: Huh? Oh, g-got it!
Konata: What's wrong Kagami? I thought you preferred any costume than the other one.
Kagami: *looks at Konata and blushes furiously* N-nothing… It's just… I've s-seen this costume before, that's all.
The song "M*ku M*ku N* Sh*te Ag*ru" starts playing in the background. The character on the screen starts dancing.
Konata: Dance Kagamin, dance!
Kagami: W-what? O-oh!
Kagami tries to do the same steps as M*ku Hat*une on the screen and fails miserably. The song finishes and everybody is laughing.
Kagami: *couldn't get any redder* S-shut up! All of you! SHUT UP!
CRASH.
~~~Silence~~~
Immediately every eye turns to Tsukasa. But strangely the vase is still intact on her hands.
Tsukasa: W-what is wrong? I didn't break it!
Akira: Good.
Yutaka: T-then what was that sound?
Staff Member 1: Sorry! We just broke a camera. Keep on with the show.
Patty: There is no such thing as coincidences…
Hiyori and Konata: Just the inevitable…
Suddenly Ayano comes in again. She looks like herself again.
Misao: Hey Ayano! Where you've been? You just lost a heck of a show!
Ayano: Just cooling off. *smiling pleasantly*
Minoru: Well, everybody's here again, so let's continue. So Konata-san, is it true that you have a crush on Kagami-san?
Hiyori's eyes hide behind the glasses. Patty smirks. Tsukasa looks confused.
Konata: Well…
Kagami: Well? What do you mean "well"??
Konata: What? I'm thinking!
Kagami: *blushing* T-thinking? Why do you need to think about a question like this?!
Konata: Because is a tough question!
Kagami: Just say "no" already!
Konata: How can you be so sure I'm going to answer a "no"?
Kagami: H-huh?!
Nanako: *looks at both girls* Am I missing something here?
Akira: You and every retarded… C'mon, admit it already so we can go to the other dares.
Kagami: A-admit what?! *heart leaping*
Konata: Geez, why are you so worked up over this, Kagamin?
Kagami: I-I'm not worked up! It's just… Well, it's weird!
Konata: Would you like it if I said yes?
Kagami: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I mean… Ugh, you're c-confusing me!
Konata: So what if I said no? Would you like it then?
Kagami: No! I mean, yes! Stop it!
Hiyori: *grabs her own head and turns to the side, whispering* Ahh, get a hold of yourself, girl!
Akira: C'mon, you guys are basically the reason why non-canonical couples were invented, for Haruhi's sake. Just say something.
Konata: Used to.
Kagami: Huh…?
Konata: I used to. That's all I'm saying.
Akira: Finally. Well, what's next? Gosh, so many questions I can't remember any of them. Oh yeah, the game.
Konata: Yep, I've played "NiGH*S" before. But then I quitted when the bosses started to get way too hard. Also, H*len's mom scared the hell out of me.
Patty: Never played this one before. Can I borrow it?
Konata: Sure.
Kagami: Used… to…?
Tsukasa: Aww… Onee-chan, this vase is getting pretty heavy already…
Kagami: You don't need to hold it. You just can't break it.
Tsukasa: B-but I'm afraid it'll break if I let go of it!
Kagami: Then… Just keep it like this, I guess.
Minoru: The last one is for you Akira-sama.
Akira: Oh, right. So you want to know if already acted nicely to anyone, huh? Nope. I'm a vengeful little bastard who hates the entire world. Maybe I've been nice to one or two friends in kinder-garden, but then again, I can't really remember since they left the school for a really odd reason.
Minoru and all the others stare at Akira.
Minoru: Really…?
Akira: Ah, screw this, I'm hungry. *gets up* Be right back.
Minoru: Wait, Akira-sama, you can't just leave!
Akira: Watch me. *slams the door*
Minoru: *clenches his teeth* That bi—
Yui: Hey, there are people under 18 listening!
Minoru: Alright! Well, this dare is finally done. Let's go to the last one! And another dare from "Sturmgeschuts":
'Kay, well I guess I have a few important questions seeing as my dare wasn't in the right format.
Misao! What is the toughest substance you have ever chewed through?
Kuroi! Why did you get so worked up over finding out that Yui was married?
Tsukasa! What is up your obsession with Balsamic Vinegar?
Ayano! What do you do when you're angry?
And for the dares...
Yutaka and Miyuki; Do what Akira and Sebastian were forced to do in the last chapter!
Kagami! No nagging!
Patty and Hiyori! A fist fight! First to knock out their opponent wins! (That's right Patty, I'm not done torturing you. Chain Linked Pains was the first of four stories and I'll make sure you suffer in those too.)
That's all!
Now let's get crackin' eh!
-Sturm
Konata: No nagging, huh?
Kagami: What? I don't nag!
Konata, Misao, Patty and Hiyori: Riiiight.
Kagami: I'll show you!
Konata: Don't worry, I'll help you out.
Kagami: I don't need your help.
Konata: Whatever you say, Kagamin…
Misao: Anyway… The toughest substance I've ever chewed through? Probably my mom's pudding.
Yutaka: Your mom's… pudding?
Misao: Yep. And I'm not kidding.
Ayano: I can confirm this, actually…
All: *sweatdrops*
Minoru: So, Kuroi-sensei?
Nanako: Me?
Yui: Yeah, why did you get so angry when you found out I was married?
Nanako: Because you lied to me!
Yui: I didn't lie to you! Whenever I tried to tell you, something happened and then I forget it!
Nanako: *crosses her arms* Hmph. I still call it lying.
Yui: But I don't—
Nanako: LIAR.
Minoru: So, Tsukasa-san?
Tsukasa: I-I don't really have an obsession with it… I just think it's a f-funny word to say, you know?
All: Uh… No, we don't.
Kagami: Tsukasa, drop the vase. You'll fall and break it and then you can get hurt.
Tsukasa: A-alright, I'll try…
Tsukasa tries to put the vase down slowly. Konata cheered for it to break, silently.
Tsukasa: *Finally drops it* Whew… Ouch, my arms are all stiff now…
Kagami: Just don't move them for a while, it'll get better.
Tsukasa: Hihi, thanks Onee-chan. You always know what to say!
Minoru: Well then, Ayano-san…?
Nanako: I guess we've already seen what this girl does when she's angry.
Misao: Ha! That was nothing! You gotta se the crazy things she throws at me whenever I say something stupid, like admit to everyone that she is not—
Ayano: MISAO-chan.
Misao: Oh. Right, it's a secret. Zip it.
Ayano: Very good.
Kagami: Revelations and revelations… This show is really, really dangerous.
Minoru: N-now… Miyuki-san and Yutaka-san… I'm afraid you n-need to k… kiss… kiss e-each other like…
Minami clenches her fists. She gets up and leaves the room.
Yutaka: *blushing* Wait! Where are you going Minami-chan?
Hiyori: Leave her.
Yutaka: H-huh?
Hiyori: I need to write something. But please, go on.
Patty: Hiyori, I'm think my mind-reading powers are working again.
Hiyori: *whispers* Wait to see how this baby will come out!
Konata: I see we have an idea for a doujin blooming over here.
Miyuki: *blushing* I… I can't believe it…
Yutaka: *gulps* B-but… O-okay…
Miyuki: The things I need to go through…
Yutaka and Miyuki look at each other, awkwardly. But the awkwardness actually made them look even cuter.
Yutaka: M… Miyuki-sempai…
Miyuki: Yutaka-chan…
Both: I l…love you!
And both kiss, cutely and awkwardly. Ten seconds pass and the two break apart. Hiyori is squished between Konata and Patty, who were analyzing a drawing she made.
Hiyori: So, what do you guys think? Which of them is better?
Patty: Hmm… I gotta say, it's pretty darn cute, but I still like the whole story behind the Samurai Girl better.
Konata: Your skills really stun me. I agree with Patty-chan. If you want to go to Comiket this year, then stick to your first doujin.
Kagami: What are you guys doing over there…?
Konata: Nagging. What you shouldn't be doing.
Kagami: But I'm not—!
Konata: Shhh!
Minoru: Ok… Last one… Patty-san and Hiyori-san. Looks like you need to fight… And knock out each other… Why in the hell do people like violence so much??
Akira then comes into the studio again, followed by Minami. Akira is eating a sandwich.
Akira: So, what did I miss?
Minoru: Nothing you wanted to see. Anyway, Pat— They're fighting already?!
Patty was on top of Hiyori, applying an armbar, while the other girl tried to bite her arm.
Patty: Do not underestimate the power of this American chick! Hiyaaa!
Hiyori: I'll show you power, you blonde weakling! *twists and makes Patty fall*
Patty: Hey! You distracted me!
Hiyori: Tonight, you die! *hits Patty between her eyes*
Kagami: Oi, that hurts you kn—
Konata: Uh uh, Kagamin. Let them have fun!
Kagami: But…
Nanako: *on the floor, counting* 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… It's over! Tamura is the winner!
Kagami: Sensei?! Am I the only one who—
Konata: I knew you could do it Hiyorin!
Hiyori: Heh. No big deal. Somebody needed to show her what the japanese are capable of!
Kagami: Would you listen to—
Konata: NO NAGGING!
Kagami: I'M NOT NA… DAMN YOU.
Minoru: Can somebody bring ice? I have the feeling that this will hurt tomorrow morning.
Akira: Weak.
*Lucky Channel's exit theme starts playing*
Akira: Oh, no! We're already out of time! But don't miss tomorrow's episode, with lots of violence, shyness, cosplay and fanservice!
Minoru: How can you tell--
Akira: BYE-NEEE!
*Lucky Channel, Extra Episodes' cardboard falls on the screen*
Akira: Hey.
Minoru: What…?
Akira: I had an idea.
Minoru: And that would be…?
Akira: Since we need to kiss the manager's ass, why don't we call that friend of hers to make a special appearance?
Minoru: You mean… The MahNati person?
Akira: Yes.
Minoru: O-okay, I suppose. But you call her.
Akira: Nope. Too damn lazy.
Minoru: I'm not going to—
Akira: See you tomorrow then. Later…
Minoru: DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT.
Tsukasa: Hey! I manage not to break the vase!
Cookies for anyone who catches the references! And also, Cookies for Tsukasa for being useful for once! And Cookies for MahNati, because I want to!
And you guys seriously need to stop torturing poor Miyuki. She's too innocent to do all these things, damn you guys XD
Next chapter maybe tomorrow!
Keep on T or D'ing!
PS: MahNati: Are you a Pokémon? Because I choose you.
