AN: There is a poll up please vote on the pairing you want for Haha there. Read and Review.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything but my OCs.
Warnings: Possible extreme cuteness, possible OOCness and 'Mother-sama' Mode.
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Chapter 3: Mother-sama
Tsuna could say the newest additions to the Fokkusu home were...Interesting? Saru-senpai and Koinu-senpai were very different from Seishin-san; in looks and behavior. And his meeting with them was...eventful you could say. Doragon Seishin's brothers were very different from the cool stoic blue haired man and Tsuna nearly chocked when he learned they were the youngest of seven children.
Saru-senpai was a tall young man with a thin build and shoulder length light blue hair. While Doragon dressed to the nines even when wearing casual wear, Saru didn't. He's clothes were baggy and rumbled and the way he slouched when he walked made Tsuna think of a monkey for some reason. The future Decimo soon learned, after witnessing a glaring contest between Doragon and Saru, that the younger brother hated all milk unless it was banana flavored which was what Doragon hated.
The dark blue haired teen named Koinu simply reminded Tsuna of a puppy...more specifically a wolf puppy; playful, rough, wild and loyal. He addressed Haha as Mother-sama even though the other asked him not to and was younger than him by a few months.
Tsuna was glad to make friends with the two brothers once they stopped glowering at him when ever he came over thanks to Haha telling them not to. But a week later, he was regretting that he thought to introduce his new friends, Yamamoto Takeshi and Gokudera Hayato, to the three Seishin brothers and Haha-senpai.
The two boys got along with Koinu-senpai and Takeshi-san got along well with Saru-senpai. But it seemed like Hayato-san and Saru-senpai had a history if the killing intent filled glares were anything to go by. This caused Tsuna to pray silently to Kami-sama that Haha would get back soon from whoever he was talking to on the phone.
Or maybe not if the killing intent coming from the kitchen was any sign of how mad Haha was about something.
Tsuna glanced nervously around the table at the others reactions: Reborn and Seishin-san were calmly sipping Expresso and Tea respectively, Koinu-senpai was trying to hide behind Takashi-san, who looked confused, Saru-senpai looked smug and Hayato-san looked kinda scared. And he could see why when Haha-senpai came walking back in with his fan out and his eyes gleaming darkly while killing intent rolled off him in waves. Tsuna swore his braids were floating with his KI.
Then he felt the urge to hide under the table when Haha spoke in a voice sweet as poison, "Hayato-kun~ Why did your mother just tell me you skipped out of Italy without even telling her goodbye and without taking enough money to live off~"
Hayato was sweating bullets as he gazed into the dark eyes of the being many whispered fearfully about, the side of Hahaoya Fokkusu that everyone would run at the side of: Mother-sama. He yelped when he was whacked over the head with a folded fan after stuttering out appologies before nodding as 'Mother-sama' ordered, "You will go call your mother right now, young man, and then you will go get your stuff, you are moving in with me. NO ifs, ins or buts about it. You will call that poor woman twice a week. Do I make myself clear~"
"Hai, Mother-sama," Hayato gulped as Saru wisely kept his mouth shut about the Gaki living with them.
"And your sister will be coming to see you, she said she'll most likely be staying at Tsuna's or in town. I expect you up early every week day and ready for school by breakfast. You are to be home at a reasonable hour on school days. If I hear you are tardy or failing, I will discipline you. Do I make myself clear~" 'Mother-sama' cooed threateningly.
"Hai, Mother-sama!" Hayato nodded rapidly. No one liked when Haha was mad at them, the little teen was scary.
"Good now march mister~" Haha snapped pointing at the door which Hayato eagerly scrambled out through. Then the teen did a 180 and smiled sweetly at them, "Oh the cookies are done I'll be right back." With that he calmly walked back into the kitchen.
As this was happening, Tsuna gawked at the two calm adults as Seishin-san hummed happily sipping his tea,"Ah, feels just like home now~"
"I take it this happens a lot?" Reborn asked taking another sip of Expresso.
"Yes, but it's usually Reddo on the other end of the lecture," Doragon sighed happily, "Nothing like the smell of fear of fools who cross Mother-sama in the morning~"
"Ciaossu, maybe I should sic him on Dame-Tsuna~"
"Oh you are evil, I approve~"
The look the two gave him made Tsuna realize that a very evil friendship had just been struck. Oh why him. So when Koinu whimpered from behind Takeshi after Haha left, "Mother-sama scary." He nodded alon with the rest of the teens. Yes Haha was very scary when mad. He nearly rivaled Hibari-senpai on the scary meter. Oh Kami please don't let them ever meet, he didn't know if the school would survive if Haha was on the Disciplinary Committee!
The two adults calmly sipped their drinks as the future Decimo had a mental breakdown.
Oh Tsuna you should be more worried about Haha learning about your grades~
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Haha was humming softly as he weeded his new garden when Tsuna's mother, Nana came over holding a bento, "Oh, Haha-kun could you take my son his lunch? He forgot his bento earlier."
Smiling, the teen stood taking off his gloves and taking the bento, "Of course, Maman, just let me change and I will take Tsuna-kohai his lunch."
Nana smiled nodding before leaving, "Such a nice boy."
A little while later, Haha was humming softly as he walked to Namimori Middle School carrying two bento, since he had made one in case one of Tsuna's friends had forgotten theirs. The fifteen year old then tsked when he saw two snickering lower class men sneak out the front gates of the school. Taking out his fan, Haha smiled eerily as he loomed over them killing intent shining darkly around him as the sweet teen went full Mother-sama, "Young men shouldn't be skipping classes or doing drugs." He added upon seeing the bag of white powder in one of their hands. Eyes gleaming dangerously, "You need to be disciplined~"
Swiftly, before they could react, Haha lashed out with his fan and soon the two boys laid in a pile at his feet sporting rather large bumps on their heads.
"Non-Herbivore..." came a voice near him making Haha turn and smile sweetly at the other as he stowed away his fan, "What are you doing here?" Standing on the wall gazing down at the teen was Hibari Kyoya, the President of the Disciplinary Committee, with two of his subordinates.
Haha smiled sweetly holding up the bentos, "I came to bring Tsuna-kun his lunch, his mother said he left it and asked me bring it to him and I found these to trying to skip school. So I thought I would detain them~"
Kyoya nodded motioning for his two subordinates to take the herbivores to the principal as he studied the odd not herbivore, who was still smiling sweetly. He had seen everything that had happened.
"Hello, I'm Fokkusu Hahaoya," the teen chirped sweetly when Kyoya jumped down and landed next to him, "May I know your name?"
"Hibari Kyoya..." Strange not herbivore wasn't afraid of him.
"Nice to meet you, Kyoya-kun," Haha smiled widely, "Please call me Haha most do."
Kyoya nodded twitching slightly at the use of his first name.
"Kyoya-kun could you show me where Tsuna-kun's class is?"
Kyoya nodded motioning the other teen to follow him only to blink in surprise when the non-herbivore offered him a bento making him look at the other confused.
"I made an extra if one of Tsuna-kun's friends forgot theirs but you look like you need something to eat. You have that same look Ojisan gets when he's hungry."
How did the non-herbivore know he forgot his bento? The Disciplinary Committee Leader wondered absently as he took the bento with the odd feeling that he didn't want to make the other sad by not accepting it.
Haha smiled brightly at Kyoya holding a bit of a one-sided conversation with the other as they walked.
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Tsuna's class went silent as Hibari-senpai walked in making Tsuna worry. Why was Hibari-senpai here?! Before he nearly chocked on air when Haha walked in after him carrying a bento. Tsuna then however faced palmed at some of his classmates reactions to Haha. He admitted that their reactions were understandable since Haha looked alot like a girl and dressed cutely every day. The older boy was wearing a light blue long-sleeved poet shirt, a black choker with a light blue gem, black skinny jeans and knee-high high-heeled boots. To top it off Haha's hair was pulled up in a high ponytail made of braids with light blue and black beads braided into it. Tsuna swore the other was wearing nail polish as well.
He stuttered softly as he was hugged by the pretty teen while half the class glared jealously, "Haha-senpai why are you here?"
"You left your bento at home silly Tsuna-kun and Nana-san asked me to give it to you~" the other chirped sweetly still hugging him before giving him the bento and the two boys next to him a hug, "Hayato-kun, Takeshi-kun, good to see you~"
Haha giggled before grinning at Tsuna, he couldn't wait to see his reaction, "Oh and Tsuna-kun, Kyoya-kun asked me to join the Disciplinary Committee!~"
Just as he predicted, the younger nearly had a heart attack as he went 'HEI', which Haha was sure the rest of the school heard, while looking between Kyoya and Haha shocked. Oh Kami-sama no! No one would survive!
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Later that day, the other members of the Committee looked worriedly at their leader, who was humming happily while eating the bento that they learned was given to him by someone he called 'not-herbivore'. Their boss didn't call anyone not even them anything but herbivore! Dear Kami what was going on!
Unaware that his subordinates were having mental breakdowns, Hibari Kyoya hummed happily as he ate the bento that held some of his favorite foods. He wondered how the other knew that they were his favorites. To bad the not-herbivore couldn't join. Hmm maybe he could convince the herbivore to show him not-herbivore's home, after all he needed to return the bento box. With a slightly evil smirk, Kyoya continued eating still happily humming the school anthem.
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AN: I feel so evil for doing that. Review please and cast your votes on the poll! The pairings with the lowest votes will be deleted from the poll next chapter.
Also still no beta.
