Deadliest Cartoon Character: Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I neither own any cartoon characters nor Spike TV's hit "The Deadliest Warrior" This is just for pure entertainment and not to be taken seriously…
Author's Note: PS, I learned a mistake that rabbits are lagomorphs, not rodents…and everyone's request will be coming soon!
Narrator: Vicky the Babysitter, also known as a fire-breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans. A harmless babysitter in the eyes of the adults in the town of Dimmsdale, but to the children she is scarier than the Boogeyman, Charles Manson, and Rush Limbaugh combined.
(A certain Redhead 16-year-old girl is seen chasing several children in a park with a chainsaw while cackling manically at the same time.)
Narrator: Cree Lincoln, a teenager who is fiercely loyal to Father, and one of the greatest traitors to the Kids Next Door organization. One of the finest Teen Ninjas the adults have to offer, she strikes terror into heart and souls of children.
(An African American teenager in samurai like armor is fighting off several preteens with various martial arts techniques while disabling all of them with ease.)
The two teenage girls are one of the most dangerous villains in their own series, their cruelty and evil knows no bounds.
(A split screen shows the two said girls laughing evilly over the horizon.)
Narrator: WHO…IS…THE…DEADLIEST?
(Cree and Vicky clash together in a middle of a park clashing their weapons together in hopes to disarm one first before her.)
Narrator: What will happen in the greatest catfight known to man? With no rules…no mercy…only on…
DEADLIEST CARTOON CHARACTER
The scene now shows inside building where sounds of fighting are heard. Various weapons, targets, and animal carcasses are displayed along with some high tech looking gear.
Narrator: Inside the fight club, the host of the fan fiction had gathered the contenders' friends and their inventions to test on who will win a match between Vicky The Babysitter
Vicky's Stats:
First year of appearance: September 4, 1998
Episode name: The Fairly Odd Parents (Pilot)
Owned by: Nickelodeon and Frederator Studios.
Creator: Butch Hartman
Voice Actress: Grey DeLisle
Narrator: And Cree Lincoln
Cree's Stats:
First year of appearance: October 17, 2003
Episode name: Operation: SUPPORT
Owned by: Cartoon Network and Curious Pictures
Creator: Tom Warburton
Voice Actress: Cree Summer
The girls has both in common aside from their villainy, is the hated rivalry of their own little sisters. After all, who knows more than their family and victims? As the old saying goes, blood is thicker than water.
Team Vicky is represented by two of her victims… her little sister Tootie and her favorite twerp Timmy.
For Team Cree have has her own sibling, Abigail Lincoln and Hoagie Gilligan Jr. Also known as Numbers 5 and 2.
Narrator: The two teams are confident that one girl is worse than the other.
"I live with my sister 24/7, and you don't have to a scientist to know what is like to live with a possible psychopath." The pigtailed girl explains.
"She's 'Icky with a V' and she doesn't need some armor to torture us." Timmy added, hoping to makeup with his loss from the last fight.
Back to Cree's team, the duo is skeptical of Vicky winning over Cree.
"They said to 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer' and they're not kidding when your said enemy is also your sister." Number Five said. "Number Five knows her sister like a back of her hand, she is one of the most dangerous Teen Ninjas in Father's arsenal."
"I still like Cree but I think Vicky's not bad either." Number Two said with a swooned tone, only to turn his back and witness Abigail glaring towards him. "I mean there's no way a common babysitter like her can lose a cold hearted minion of Father!"
Narrator: The teams confiscated five of their enemies' greatest weapons…
Vicky's weapons:
Fire Axe
Chainsaw
Nail Gun
Flamethrower
Cattle Prod
Cree's weapons:
Wrist Laser
Ninja Staff and Net
Staff Laser
Jet Boots
Chicken Pox Virus
Narrator: Testing for close range combat is the Fire Axe, a perfect balance of lightweight traveling and full strength devastation. Once used to save lives by cutting through doors, it is now used to the exact opposite through living targets.
Tootie walks up to a gel torso carrying the said weapon to a stand with two gel torsos.
"Now you're about to see what it's like to live with someone like her." She said as she raised her weapon overhead, and in less than a second. Tootie cleaved the head through cleanly, various gel bit sprayed across the testing area. The girl walks up to the second torso and chops the torso halfway though, it lodged deep into the chest cavity before the braced girl can pull it free. Finally, she finishes it off with a quick lop at the neck, instantly decapitating the gel head.
Narrator: Team Cree is undaunted by the simple savagery of the Fire Axe. They retaliate with the hidden Wrist Laser, easily concealed within the BRA. Teen Ninjas can shoot 2x4 weapons off of KND members, and in rare cases shooting at kids themselves.
"Cree's too smart just to stand there and get hit like a sitting duck." Abby retorted, "Number Five forget to warn ya'll that Cree knows every fighting technique of the Kids Next Door.
To proof this, she walks into a firing range with the KND modified version of the weapon. She then stands a few yards away from the target which is child-sized dummy dressed like a standard KND soldier complete with a SPLANKER, and at the end of the countdown. Number Five fires off the weapon off the dummy's hands. Then she fires again into the dummy's torso, burning the faux torso through. The laser went through the armor and replaced it a large hole in the middle, Abby then walks into the range and peeks through the hole as proof.
Narrator: Although the axe can deliver fatal blows, the wrist laser can perform the several times the destruction without the danger of getting close to the target.
Edge: Cree
Narrator: Happily that they got the edge, the winning team will use another easily concealed weapon, the expandable Ninja Staff and Net for their Mid Range. A standard issue of the Teen Ninjas, it is handy for capturing escaping Kids Next Door agents while delivering AND defending many blows.
"We've been caught plenty of times while facing the teenagers, and we were able to confiscate this nifty weapon they used!" Hoagie said excitedly as he begins to demonstrate from walking to the testing area filled with various clay pots and a single gel torso that surrounds the portly young pilot.
Number Two simply swung the weapon like a mere baseball bat, but despite his lack of grace or coordination, he managed to shatter all the clay pots with surprising speed. He then fires the net at the gel torso that stood a yard away from him; the then pulls the captured torso to the ground, and drags it towards him. Hoagie harpoons the torso multiple times before it "died."
Narrator: Now, Team Vicky brings a weapon that should only belong in a horror film, all known as the chainsaw, a favored weapon of Leatherface, lumberjacks, and a certain babysitter.
"Nice trick if you want to play Piñata in a party." Timmy said sarcastically and revs the monstrous power tool. The bucktoothed boy's targets are two pig carcasses hanging by a hook. He is so confident that he asked that the chainsaw should also be tested on the staff's net. The pink hat-wearing boy starts to wear his safety goggles, as he begins the preparations.
The test begins with the chainsaw's mighty roar, and saws one pig carcass through the rib cage. Chunks of meat and bone fly across the testing area while staining Timmy's goggles. Finally the lower half of the carcass fell to the floor with a wet plop, and proceeds with another carcass. He swings the chainsaw overhead from the pig's skull, and with the same result. But Timmy's not finished, just as he promised he walks up to the net hung up like a giant spider web, and manages to saw through the tough fibers.
Narrator: The Chainsaw shows that it can simply cut through the net and the user like butter, and the shear killing power of the weapon gives Vicky the edge.
Edge: Vicky
Narrator: Next is Long Range, with Team Vicky bringing the Nail Gun to the fight. Too young too afford a gun herself, Vicky simply buys the next best thing in her local hardware store.
"Here's how Vicky practices her aim." Timmy said as he loads a clip of nails into a clip.
Timmy walks to the firing range and fires at several wooden targets; the nails did hit the mark but couldn't go through the wood. Then he goes on to test it on a gel head, at several yards away but keeps missing the target. Finally, it took several nails close range to give it a lethal kill.
Narrator: Hoagie decides to teach Timmy a lesson in marksmanship with the Staff Laser.
"I would say that Timmy couldn't hit a broad side of a barn, but there's no barn!" Hoagie giggled at his own lame joke. Number Five returned the favor by slapping him in the back of the head, making him to go back the firing range.
Number Two aims the staff like a rifle to the wooden targets and fired, after glowing green for a few seconds, the wooden targets were incinerated into smoldering ashes. Then he fired at the gel head and accomplishes what Timmy couldn't…hitting his target a few yards away, the result begins with heads 'asploding.
Narrator: Edge gets to Cree for the laser's longer range and stopping power.
Edge: Cree
Narrator: Finally, for the special weapons. Both teams brought two surprises in the arsenal of the teenage torturers. Team Cree brings the Chicken Pox virus and the Jet Boots, while Team Vicky retaliates with the Flamethrower and the Cattle Prod.
Abby and Tootie shows up outside with the Jet Boots and Flamethrower respectively. While still inside the studio Hoagie and Timmy prepares their own with the Cattle Prod and the Chicken Pox Virus.
"Number Five is going to show that these boots aren't just made for flying." Number Five announced, as she sets the boots for take off.
She blasts off to the sky, flying as high as the eye can see, and zipping through various heights before hovering lower to the ground. But Abigail isn't finished as she flies near to a plastic dummy and kicks it with the jet boots. The heat from the exhaust pipe melts the wax off the face. Leaving a grisly imagination to what will happen to an actual face.
Meanwhile, Hoagie enters a Plexiglas chamber wearing a HAZMAT suit holding a vial containing a viscous liquid. Inside is an intern who is "volunteering" for the test.
"This version of Chicken Pox is far different from anyone has suffered from." He said, before throwing the said vial in the floor.
The gassy cloud engulfs the chamber before eventually dissipating. After it cleared, the crew stared in shock as they realized that actual chicken heads had sprouted from the intern's face! The poor intern simply groaned and scratched as the "Chickens" clucked away…
Narrator: But the weapons Cree has to offer impressed neither Timmy nor Tootie.
"I thought the show is called 'Deadliest Cartoon Character' not 'Deadliest Coward'," Tootie taunted her rival as she preps up the Flamethrower, which is cleverly disguised and modified as a hairdryer.
The glasses donning girl walks up to a cave filled with various pig carcasses and furniture before firing the flames inside the cave. Fire immolates the pigs and incinerated the furniture into cinders.
"BBQ anyone?" Tootie asked.
At the same time, Timmy prepares the Cattle Prod, a Taser with an extra "shock" to it.
"Vicky probably got chicken pox before, and it'll probably have no effect on her." Timmy said. "But this cattle prod will effect anyone!"
To prove his point, he walks up to a cow carcass, and instantly zaps the hunk of beef. Electrocuting it to the point it actually cooks the flesh. After finishing, the carcass is now sizzling and charred, leaving a rather delicious smell.
"Rare, Medium, or Well-Done?" Timmy asked.
Narrator: The Jet Boots and the Chicken Pox proved to be powerful weapons, but both are simply meant for distractions and escaping. While the Flamethrower and the Cattle Prod gives more killing power gives Vicky the edge.
Edge: Vicky
Narrator: Testing is now complete; it is time to who is more superior. We now upload the data gathered from the tests into a battle simulation, developed by Slitherine Studios. To avoid a lucky shot, we will simulate the battle a thousand times on a battle between the teen terrors.
Who will come to the top? Savagery Vs Discipline…Stealth Vs Straight Forward…Focus Vs Brutality…
(Screen shows Vicky chasing several children while swinging her axe wildly, to giving Tootie a swirly in a toilet, and "playing catch" with a nail gun. For Cree it shows here instructing the new ninja recruits various martial arts, sneaking inside a KND tree house to take out a soldier sleeping on a job, and ends by showing her easily taking down many KND agents barehanded.)
WHO…IS…DEADLIEST?
Simulation: Vicky shows her walking around a park, wondering what to do for her next victim. Meanwhile, Cree is watching her from a tree, believing to be a teenage traitor. She drops down and begins to creep up to Vicky with the staff raised to her head, ready to strike. But the babysitter caught wind of this and brandishes her fire axe, (Thanks to Cartoon Physics) blocking the attempted stab. The two girls caught in a clinching struggle before Cree kicks her in the stomach, and then she performs several back flips away from her. She chases the ninja swinging away manically, attempting to lunge at the ninja where the latter simply blocked with her staff and dodging away.
Once she gained enough distance, Cree then fires her wrist laser, shooting off the axe off from Vicky's hand. With the tables turned, Vicky retreated to the parking as Cree flew after her. The babysitter managed to run to her car to gather her remaining weapons. She spots the flying assassin and fires her nail gun, attempting to shoot her down. The ninja simply dodged the projectiles before swooping down like a falcon for a kill, but Vicky opened one of her car doors in time, and hits Cree in the face. Lying perfectly still, Vicky peers down to check on the immobile ninja, who then suddenly spring came to life, and fired her net at her.
The babysitter got tangled and struggled while Cree dragged her closer for the kill, until Vicky managed to aim her nail gun again. This time, Cree spotted this and both girls fired at the same time. The result destroyed both the nail gun and the wrist laser to uselessness. Finally freeing herself from the net, Vicky grabs her chainsaw and revs up the motor to charge at her attacker.
Cree responded by twirling her staff and charged forward, with the assassin's graceful twirling distracts the maniacal maniac while dodging the spinning blades, and finally hitting her couple of times in the chest. Though out winded, Vicky regained her composure, and jumps in the air while swinging the weapon overhead with all her might. Despite being able to dodge the attack, Cree received a large yet narrow cut on her chest that was able to cut through her BRA. She finally got the upper hand when Vicky grew exhausted from the constant swinging. Then she fires the staff laser twice, one destroying the chainsaw, and the other shot the sitter in the thighs. Vicky collaped and snarled in both pain and anger as Cree goes in for the kill.
She then regained her senses and reaches for her cattle prod, and strikes Cree, electrocuting her under high voltage while shrieking in agony. Her body became smoking and charred as she fell to the ground. Thinking that she's dead, Vicky starts her car, and drives off as if nothing happens. A few blocks later, she saw something under her rearview mirror chasing after her. To her surprise, it was Cree still alive and attending to kill while flying in after her. When Vicky looked back in front of her windshield, Cree was already in front of her. Blocking her view, she crashed into a nearby tree.
Badly injured, she fell out of her seat breathing heavily as her equally injured rival hovered closely to finish her once and for all. Vicky can only look with hatred at her opponent while sitting against the wrecked vehicle.
"First, I'm giving your arms a free tan with my boots, then, I'm going to give you the worst case of chicken pox you had in your life, and finally, I'll burn the rest of your ugly face off!" Cree said with a threatening smirk and kept her word by stomping on Vicky's arms, cooking it to second-degree buns. When satisfied she threw the vial at the babysitter.
But when the biological agent smoke cleared, Vicky appeared without any symptoms of the chicken pox, and a flamethrower in her hands. Cree stared dumbfouned as Vicky said…
"First of all, I already got chicken pox, and second, you should've finished me off instead of talking how you're going to finish me off!"
Vicky pulled the trigger and sets Cree on a stream of fire as the latter continues to scream while the flame continues to burn before finally hitting the floor dead. With victory on her hand, Vicky can't help but cackle through the skies before picking herself up to tend to her wounds.
Winner: Vicky
Narrator: Vicky leads the victory with 600-recorded kills with the Flamethrower leading the way; while Cree's kill record are only 400 with the Staff. Vicky won because she is dangerous not only towards children but everyone who crosses her path. Even the feared alien warrior princess Mandie fell before her. While Cree rarely fought non-child enemies, let alone in direct combat, and her cockiness led to her downfall.
Vicky's kills: 600
Fire Axe: 119
Chainsaw: 150
Nail Gun: 141
Flamethrower: 170
Cattle Prod: 20
Cree's kills: 400
Wrist Laser: 84
Ninja Staff and Net: 109
Staff Laser: 106
Jet Boots: 84
Chicken Pox Virus: 17
Discussion at the fight club, the two sisters talk about the outcome.
"I shouldn't be rooting for my sister, but Vicky works by herself, and for herself only." Tootie announced. "That's what makes her deadly and efficient."
"I got to admit, Vicky is one crazy psycho." Abigal said with an impressed nod. "But Cree's still smart enough to kill her in her sleep instead, still I hate to see the two team up…"
Scene then shows Vicky cackling through the skies…
The end!
Author's note: If you're mad that your favorite character lost, then tough crap. I said it's for entertainment and I'll repeat it again and again.
Anyone interested for me making more fight requests. Just comment away! Criticisms are accepted as long as they are CONSTRUCTIVE. Meaning tell me why you don't like about it (But if you're a fan and still got pissed despite the warnings earlier, then you're an idiot.) or what I need to improve.
