So may views! I'm really happy about that and I'm glad that everyone is enjoying it so far. So this one is about Deidara so who knows what we will learn about him and what will he say?
Akatsuki Collection – Deidara
"Today everybody we have the art-loving Deidara with us! Let's hear it!" The audience applauds as Deidara walks on to the stage and sits down next to Jeremy.
"Hmm!"
"It's good to meet you Deidara."
"Good to meet you too, hmm."
"So those are some very interesting hands, or should I say mouths."
"I know there cool, like my art. Sometimes they like to kiss each other hmm."
"Kiss each other?"
"Yeah it's like they have minds of their own. But there not the only ones who have fun, if you know what I mean? Hmm." Deidara looks at the audience with a dirty smile.
"Oh I know what you mean when you say fun with hands." Jeremy gives a dirty smile but the audience cringe. "Like you weren't all thinking it, I mean seriously hands with mouths… Oh god I just said that out loud…"
"It happens to the best of us hmm."
"Oh no… Any way while I still have a job, it says on your profile that you love art care to explain?"
"YES! I love it more the explosions! Sasori can go eat one of my exploding birds! Grr hmm."
"Seems like you have passion."
"This isn't passion this is life. Hmm."
"Obsessed much." Jeremy whispers to the crowd.
"It's way more than an obsession! Hmm!"
"But real…"
"Nup! I don't want to hear a word out of you!"
"Serious…"
"Nup your nupping!"
"Fine you! I'll move on, I hear you don't like Itachi, how do you feel about that?" "I'm starting to sound like I'm in a therapy session" Jeremy thinks to himself.
"Oh no me and Itachi are close… Ha no, no we're not. Because he is all like depressed emo and like he sits alone and drinks his tea and only talks to Kisame, Pain and Konan and I just stand there like where's my tea? I don't even like tea! Hmm!"
"You just get a bit too emotional about things, it's just tea."
"But it's just so much more, much more than just one cup of tea. Hmm."
"Alright I believe in you, we all do right?" The audience applauds.
"Oh you all! Hmm." A silence fills the room "How big?! Hmm."
"What?!"
"That's something I learnt in explosion therapy, if there is silence say something. Hmm."
"And that's what you said, you could have just said chocolate cake, or boobs, or buts, anything delicious. Yes delicious, I said delicious."
"I know but it happens. Hmm." Jeremy just stares at him for a while.
"Well oh no, any way I guess, you have quite an interesting thing on your eye, what is it?"
"It shoots lasers."
"Really?!"
"Ha no, you should of seen your face, you were all like wow! And I was like no! Hmm."
"False hope and disappointment."
"Okay I will tell you what it does, it actually helps enhance my vision so then I can make people explode and see it from far away! Hmm. Sasori actually helped me make it when I was complaining one day about Itachi and his Sharingan, he offered to give me a fake puppet eye but I didn't like the thought of my eye getting pulled out. Hmm."
"How you and Sasori must be good friends if he helped you do that."
"Yeah, I guess he is…" The audience awe.
"Well what a nice way to end the show, let's hear it for Deidara!" The audience applaud and Deidara begins to walk off.
"Bye every one! Hmm! Remember art is an explosion!"
"Join us next week when we see how Hidan does, see you next week!" The audience applaud one last time.
