Disclaimer: I don't own bleach and I never will
DanteJ: Welcome to another chapter of Bleach Rumble!
DanteJ:*revives Ulquiorra and Yammy*
DanteJ: how are you guys feeling?
Yammy: Hungry
Ulquiorra: I see you've revived me again for another one of your trashy series?
DanteJ: ORLY if it's so trashy then what about this video of you caramelldancen*shows video*
Ulquiorra: O.O you wouldn't dare!
DanteJ: just say my series is awesome and I'll take it back
Ulquiorra: Never!
Yammy: got any food?
Ulquiorra:*B-slaps yammy*shut up yammy, this isn't the time to act like a fat 40-yr old man who is too lazy to get up after playing 4 hours of World of Warcraft because they have nothing better to do in their lives.
DanteJ: How, that was deep
Yammy: T.T are we going to fight or what!?
DanteJ: Ok we have a participant, Ulquiorra what about you?
Ulquiorra:fine but as you can see Yammy can't beat me mainly because of our rank differen
Yammy: you wouldn't be saying that if I released my sword
Ulquiorra: Hmph let's fight already then.
DanteJ: OK lets Begin!
Ulquiorra-4th espada,2 zanpaktou releases and a green cer
Yammy-10th espada, 1 sword release making him the Cero espada
Now this fight will be taking place on the Sokoyoku hill
Begin!
Ulquiorra charges a cero with his finger pointed at yammy but yammy not having much brain power decides to run at Ulquiorra in a attempt to ram Ulquiorra but fails as he gets blasted off the Sokoyoku hill and falls on Captain Mayuri
Captain Mayuri: the hell...I'll kill you now and dissect you!
Yammy: ORLY?
Ulquiorra is stand on the hill watching yammy get paralyzed to where he is standing
Yammy: Damn…Damn you!
Captain Mayuri: Bankai, Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou
Yammy:O…M…G…
Captain Mayuri: Kill Him...
Mayuri's bankai releases the swords in its chest and rams yammy full of holes
Captain Mayuri: Weakling…*summons bankai back into sheath and drags yammy to his lab*
Ulquiorra: I guess I win then
DanteJ:*opens a garganta next to Ulquiorra*wth? That's sooo unfair all because you pushed yammy's fat ass off this hill now he's going to look ugly if I revive him again…
Ulquiorra: I win either way *opens a garganta to hell*Goodbye Trash
Well Yammy got PWNED by mayuri, Go figure, Plz review and decide who is going to fight next on Bleach Rumble!
DanteJ:*disappears in dark smoke*
REVIEW Ulquiorra Demands it!
Ulquiorra: no I don't trash…
