Disclaimer: I don't own bleach and I never will

DanteJ: Welcome to another chapter of Bleach Rumble!

DanteJ:*revives Ulquiorra and Yammy*

DanteJ: how are you guys feeling?

Yammy: Hungry

Ulquiorra: I see you've revived me again for another one of your trashy series?

DanteJ: ORLY if it's so trashy then what about this video of you caramelldancen*shows video*

Ulquiorra: O.O you wouldn't dare!

DanteJ: just say my series is awesome and I'll take it back

Ulquiorra: Never!

Yammy: got any food?

Ulquiorra:*B-slaps yammy*shut up yammy, this isn't the time to act like a fat 40-yr old man who is too lazy to get up after playing 4 hours of World of Warcraft because they have nothing better to do in their lives.

DanteJ: How, that was deep

Yammy: T.T are we going to fight or what!?

DanteJ: Ok we have a participant, Ulquiorra what about you?

Ulquiorra:fine but as you can see Yammy can't beat me mainly because of our rank differen

Yammy: you wouldn't be saying that if I released my sword

Ulquiorra: Hmph let's fight already then.

DanteJ: OK lets Begin!

Ulquiorra-4th espada,2 zanpaktou releases and a green cer

Yammy-10th espada, 1 sword release making him the Cero espada

Now this fight will be taking place on the Sokoyoku hill

Begin!

Ulquiorra charges a cero with his finger pointed at yammy but yammy not having much brain power decides to run at Ulquiorra in a attempt to ram Ulquiorra but fails as he gets blasted off the Sokoyoku hill and falls on Captain Mayuri

Captain Mayuri: the hell...I'll kill you now and dissect you!

Yammy: ORLY?

Ulquiorra is stand on the hill watching yammy get paralyzed to where he is standing

Yammy: Damn…Damn you!

Captain Mayuri: Bankai, Konjiki Ashisogi Jizou

Yammy:O…M…G…

Captain Mayuri: Kill Him...

Mayuri's bankai releases the swords in its chest and rams yammy full of holes

Captain Mayuri: Weakling…*summons bankai back into sheath and drags yammy to his lab*

Ulquiorra: I guess I win then

DanteJ:*opens a garganta next to Ulquiorra*wth? That's sooo unfair all because you pushed yammy's fat ass off this hill now he's going to look ugly if I revive him again…

Ulquiorra: I win either way *opens a garganta to hell*Goodbye Trash

Well Yammy got PWNED by mayuri, Go figure, Plz review and decide who is going to fight next on Bleach Rumble!

DanteJ:*disappears in dark smoke*

REVIEW Ulquiorra Demands it!

Ulquiorra: no I don't trash…