Guys, I am SO SORRY. Feel free to yell at me for being a lazy ass -_-.
So I know this one's short, but I thought I should put out something before the next chapter.
Which will be long. And lemon-flavored. I PROMISE.

By the way you guys should leave... um... ideas in the reviews. You know what kinda stuff I'm talking about. Heehee.

I do not own The Legend of Zelda or any of its affiliations.

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I've faced monsters... and even Ghirahim himself, before... but those fights were predictable. I have no idea what will happen to me at this point. Especially considering that I no longer have my sword, or anything useful for that matter.
I look down. At least I still have my clothes.
"Don't worry, Skychild. I wont teleport those. In fact, I want to take them off myself..." My head darts up. What? Is he talking about my clothes?!

Snap.

He's right in front of me. At this point I shouldn't be suprised-
"Ah!" I cry. He pounces on me, and I do mean that literally- pushing me down on the cavern floor. Before I can move to stop him he forces my hands into tight shackles near the base of the wall.
I kick back at him but he only catches my foot as he did my sword and clasps both of my ankles in shackles on the floor, close enough to me that my knees are bent, like I'm just sitting on the ground- him kneeling next to me.

"There. I have to say that position really is perfect."
I can only imagine how deadly my glare is at this point. "So you intend to torture me then?" That wouldn't be unusual- especially for a demon.
"That depends how you look at it, Skychild..."
He flicks out his tongue- and slowly licks along my ear.

What... just happened... is happening...!? My eyes widen. But I won't be shocked into silence by this bastard again.
Quickly, I turn my head and spit right in his face.
He snarls as he slaps a hand to his eye. At least now I can get a better look at him- pale, grey skin under sleek, ivory-colored hair and a diamond tattoo on one side of his face. He's wearing the same diamond bodysuit and red cloak, showing off how tall he is and how... toned his muscles are. I already knew he was strong, but I never had much of a chance to think when we fought.

He wipes his glove across his face and snatches at my chin, forcing me to stare right at him.
"I knew you were going to be trouble, but... this is just stupid." He tilts his head in a way that's somehow menacing. "You're only making it worse for yourself, much worse. You're going to pay for that... outburst. Hmm...? How about now?" He suddenly mashes his lips against mine and shoves his tongue inside. What the HELL!? I cough and choke as he shoves my head against the wall and pulls away.
What. Was. That.
"YOU SICK BASTARD!" I yell and he only laughs, licking his white lips.
"That may have been brief, but I couldn't have you biting me, now could I?"
Goddess! I spit- after that being careful not to hit him- on the ground, trying desperately to get the taste of a demon out of my mouth.