Okay, let's adress the elephant in the room: Yes, I will try to make this into a full story, but it's currently a collab with Omega Ultra. He wrote this chapter, I'll try to write the next after my holiday break, but until then, you may need to wait.

Also, I'm genuinely touched by how much pisivite reception this story has gathered. Surprised too, but also touched, I honestly thought it would be mostly ignored or just outright hated, but.. Well, I'd be sounding like a broken record, since you probably know what I would say next. So anyway, onto the story!

By the way, this chapter was written by Omega Ultra.


"Hey Lincoln…" Lori starts off, her voice filled with regret.

"Yeah Lori?" Lincoln responds, holding onto his pregnant sister as he does so.

"Doesn't the snow remind you of anything?"

Lincoln thinks for a moment, his own heart filling regret and anger, "Yeah Lori… it does." Then, he leans back, into the couch and continues, "It reminds me of the time before I became an expectant father…"

"Don't worry about it Linc." Lori's motherly voice is almost enough to put her only brother at ease.

"Still… it was my seed that was used to get you pregnant, Lori! This is all my fault!"

Yet, Lori simply runs her hand through Lincoln's hair in response. "Lincoln, you know that by comparison, Lisa is the one who's at fault here. And don't worry about it, Lincoln, at least I know you'll do your best to be a good father to your daughter."

"How do you know we're not going to have a son or something?" the boy asked.

Lori chuckles, "Apparently boys in the Loud family have a difficulty conceiving sons. Who knows why, but it's ok I guess."

Lincoln smiles and leans in close to his eldest sister, "You know I'm sorry about this right?"

"Don't be, just do your best to live with it."

"Ok then…" Lincoln nervously responds, "Well hey, at least we cleaned up the house! I've never seen this place so clean before!"

"Yeah, we need to make sure that this place is a good enough for the babies to come home to after all!" Lori then holds her overgrown stomach, "Anytime now kid, you're about a week overdue at this point."

"Heh, well if you need me Lori, I'll go whip the family up some food, you must be hungry,"

Lori shrugs, "Sure Lincoln. Take all he time you need, your first daughter will be here waiting for you ok?"

The boy nervously nods, before walking through the newly cleaned living room and into the extremely clean kitchen… only to find Lucy preparing some random meal she had found on a vampire dating website.

"Hey Lincoln!" she greets, "What brings you to the kitchen today, father of our nieces? Shouldn't you be taking care of the older girls?"

Lincoln blushes in embarrassment, "I was just about to get Lori some food, her baby is due any time now… any time now." Then he gives a defeated sigh, before turning to her, revealing the noticeable bags under his eyes, "Taking care of five pregnant sisters is a hard thing to do."

"I can tell. I have to sleep with Lynn and well… let's just say she has been the happiest person since she's had to give up sports to protect the baby." Lucy shivers, "I've never seen so many holes in my room before. She throws her balls so hard that they don't bounce, they just break through!"

"Well… I guess that makes another family member that hates Lisa's guts right now. I guess it's a good thing that she ended up in solitary confinement for now, huh?"

Lucy nods, "I guess-"

"Lincoln!" Lori frantically shouts, "My water broke!"

Immediately, the boy's eyes go wide in shock, before he and the rest of the Louds jump into action.

Within moments, the Loud house fills with a frantic joy, as the first of many children was preparing to enter the world.

Lincoln takes Lori's hand in his own, and Leads her over to Vanzilla, before helping her into the back seat. The other siblings follow and pile into the car without bothering to check which seats they were getting into. With the young boy in the driver's seat, he shoves he key in the ignition and floors it.

It's a good thing that he took those driving lessons with Leni huh? That, and that Royal Woods is small enough to prevent any major accidents. What should be a half-hour trip is done in fifteen as the Louds rush into the hospital parking lot.

"Guys, we have to help Lori inside!" Lincoln frantically shouts as he jumps out of the screaming metal death trap and runs over to his sister.

Lori screams in pain as her siblings lift and rush her into the hospital, immediately the staff responds by providing a bed and helping rush her to the maternity ward on the other side of the hospital.

The Louds are forced to rush over unlucky bystanders and patients to get Lori in place to give birth to her child.

Finally, after several nerve-wracking moments of running, the Louds finally around at a hospital bedroom.

"Who's the father?!" One of the nurses shouts.

Yet, through her screams, Lori shouts, "He's not here! Just let my brother stay with me, please!" Her voice is filled with a pained panic.

The nurse immediately responds by pulling Lincoln inside and closing the curtains and door with, "I need the rest of you to wait in the waiting room, there isn't enough room for all of you to stay in there ok?"

"Got it…" Leni goes in disappointment, "I was really looking forward to see what Lori's baby looks like though…" Then she holds onto her own pregnant belly fearfully. "Specially since, like, I get the feeling mine might be coming soon."

Luna places a comforting hand on Leni's shoulder, "Don't worry sis, we'll see her later. And your baby too."

That's when Luan cuts in with, "Yeah! At least she's not kid-in-me!" Before nervously holding her own bump.

"Seriously Luan?" Lynn facepalms, "Even in a situation like this, you decide to pull out a terrible pun?"

"Hah! You should know me by now!" Luan laughs, before following Leni and Luna into the waiting room as well.

And with that, the Louds head into the waiting room together, eagerly awaiting the birth of the next member of their family member, the first of many to be sure.

Back inside the hospital room…

"Aggh!" Lori screams in pain, "Remind me later to kill Lisa for causing this the next time I see her!" Lori grits her teeth while clutching the bedframe with her left hand and Lincoln's hand with her right, "No wonder doctors stick ya full of pain killers! This hurts like hell!"

"Don't worry Lori!" Lincoln reassures, "Everything is going to be fine, you're going to give birth and then it'll all be over ok?!"

Lori's breathes become fast-paced and short as her body prepares to expel her brother's child.

The doctor declares, "You're doing fine Ms. Loud, you're doing fine, just keep pushing!"

"Aghh!" Lori screams, as she pushes desperately.

"Come on now! You're doing great! The baby is starting to crown!" He then leans in closer to the soon-to-be-mother's opening and places his hands under the child, preparing to receive it to the world.

Several agonizing moments pass like this, as the Louds await the arrival of their newest bundle of joy to come forth.

Finally, Lori's agonized screams come to an end, and she takes deep breaths to calm herself down.

"It's a girl!" The doctor cheerfully declares, while a nurse hands a scissor to Lincoln, "Would you like to be the one to do the honor young man?"

Lincoln's face goes red, "What do you mean?"

She motions at the bloody tube connecting his sister to her first daughter, "Would you like to cut your sister's umbilical cord? We usually leave it to the nearest male member or partner of the new mother to do, since it's something that brings the child closer to their parents."

The young boy hesitates for a moment, before taking the tool in hand and carefully cutting the cord. And let's just say it took Lincoln some more willpower than usual to not faint from the sight.

The doctor and nurses get to work on the child, clean her up, dress her in swaddling clothes and return her to Lori just a few short minutes later.

Lori takes her child in her soft, new-mother arms and cradles her carefully. "Hey Lincoln?"

"Yeah Lori?"

"What'll we name her, she's our child after all?"

Lincoln thinks for a moment, before responding, "How about Lynx? It has four letters and starts with 'L'!"

"Lynx… like a cat!" Lori jokingly goes, "Sure Lincoln, that name is perfect for her." Then she looks into her newborn's soft blue eyes, and caresses her soft white hair, "Little Lynx Loud, the newest addition to the Loud family."

"So, how about it." A doctor enters the room, "How are you two feeling?"

Lori smiles and holds her baby close, "I'm feelin' great doc! I feel like I'm going to enjoy this motherhood deal. While she thinks, "And although the circumstances could've been better, they're still great!"

"So, have you decided on a name yet?"

The eldest sister turns to Lincoln and nods, and the boy turns to the doctor and responds, "Yeah, we've decided to name her Lynx Leo Loud."

The doctor smiles, "Congratulations miss Loud, I wish you the best of luck with your child, I'll set up the birth certification and all of the necessary paperwork and things of that nature, all right?"

The two new parents nod, and the doctor leaves the room.

And with that, Lincoln hugs Lori, while the new mother begins feeding her baby in a way only a mother can.

Now all they have to do is wonder how the other sisters will react to their first niece coming into the world as she has!

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away…

Lisa jolts awake in her padded cell in a cold sweat. Her straightjacket was hot, but not hot enough to overheat her.

She quickly scans the rom around her with a primordial fear, as if hoping that she had suddenly returned home and that her current situation was nothing more than a terrible nightmare.

Yet, much to her dismay, her situation is real.

She throws herself back, against the padded floor in defeat, "Grr, there has to be something I can do! The first baby has been born! If I'm not there to witness the remaining births, my plan wil fail!"

Then, she begins to gnaw at her restraints in a desperate attempt to break through.