A week later, Rami and Umi were out eating at Wendy's, Rigby and Eileen was playing video games with Mordecai and Margaret, and Thomas, Hi Five Ghost, Muscle Man, Skips, and Benson was rolling up weed and then smoking it. That weed is exspenive, you know. Rami and Umi was sitting down and eating. Just then, Kenny walked up to Rami and Umi.
"Can I help you?" Rami asked.
Kenny threw Rami's food on the floor. Rami got up.
"Hell's wrong with you?!" Rami yelled in anger.
"You know damn well. Keep your weak ass and your slut away from my family." Kenny said.
"What you gonna do?" Rami asked.
"Don't challenge me." Kenny said.
"Fuck you gonna do? Nothing. You're gonna do nothing!" Rami said.
"You trying to step up?" Kenny asked.
Rami growled.
"Rami, your dad and my dad doesn't want to get involved with Jeremey or his kids. You know that." Umi said warning Rami.
"Shut the hell up bitch." Kenny said.
Rami grabbed Kenny.
"You better step down motherfucking-"
Kenny smacked Rami's hands off of him.
"You better get off of me." Kenny said.
Kenny started walking away.
"You better leave my sister and dad alone. Or it's your ass." Kenny said leaving.
Rami growled again. At the gang's house, Rigby heard someone knock on the door. He opened it and saw it was a mail man.
"Excuse me sir, your mailbox was trashed. I was about to leave but I wondered if you knew." the mail man said.
"What? Well I take are of that later. Thanks." Rigby said.
Rigby closed the door.
"Hey Mordo, this mail man told us our mail box is destroyed." Rigby said.
"What?" Mordecai asked.
"Ok. someone in this neighborhood better motherfucking fess up. I'm about to whup some ass!" Rigby said in anger.
"Maybe it was Jeremey." Eileen said.
"Yeah." Margaret said.
"Well whoever it was, he's gonna pay cold hard money for that mailbox." Rigby said.
"Dude, we have like thousands of dollars when we took out a lot of money from our bank accounts cause we were coming here for like a month or two. But since this is our new homes and all of us, including Margaret and Eileen, have been transfered to a new park here, we could easily pay for it. Besides that mailbox was worth like only 70 to 120 dollars." Mordecai said.
"Dude, that sounds retarded. So you're saying if someone broke your dick, you're saying it isn't that big a deal and it wasn't worth much." Rigby said.
"Hey look, my dick is worth big bucks. Ask Margaret." Mordecai said.
"I'd rather not." Rigby said.
Rigby looked over to Hi Fives.
"Give me that weed Hi Fives." Rigby said as he took the weed, rolled it up, and smoked the drug.
"Hey man! That was my last bag of weed! And it didn't have much." Hi Fives said in anger.
Rigby pulled out his wallet and threw money at Hi Fives.
"Here's 100 dollars. Get some more." Rigby said.
"I need a lot more of that for your infomation." Hi Fives said.
Rigby gave Hi Fives more money.
"Another 400 should do nicely." Rigby said.
"Yep. Good enough for the whole family. But then agian, only for adults." Hi Fives said.
"Let's go Hi Fives." Muscle Man said.
"Yeah. Muscle Man knows a guy who can sell cheap quality weed with more quanity." Hi Five said.
Hi Fives and Muscle Man left.
"Ok. This is some good weed." Rigby said.
"Rigby, put the drug down." Eileen said annoyed.
"No. I'm not wasting this." Rigby said.
"You want sex?" Eileen asked.
"Yes." Rigby said very very quickly.
Everyone stared at him.
"Well I do!" Rigby said, getting a little offended.
"Then just put out the weed, brush your teeth, and come up in bed." Eileen said.
"Ok." Rigby said.
Eillen went upstairs.
"Dude, you're gonna have sex with Eileen when you know she's pregnent?" Mordecai asked.
"Hey. Only a week pregnent." Rigby said.
"Yeah. Got like about 8 months and 3 weeks till the baby comes out." Mordecai said.
"Yep. Well I'm off to fuck my girl." Rigby said as he went to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
"You want to do it?" Mordecai asked.
"Yes." Margaret said.
Mordecai picked up Margaret and laid her on the couch.
Rami and Umi came back inside the house 5 minutes later and saw Mordecai and Margaret fucking.
"What the hell?!" Rami yelled in disgust.
Rami and Umi ran back outside.
"There's a future nightmare." Rami said.
"Yeah. So gross." Umi said.
After 3 hours Rigby walked outside. He saw Jeremey destroyed Rigby's mailbox even more.
"Hey! Fucker!" Rigby yelled.
Jeremey looked and ran at Rigby.
"Mordecai!" Rigby yelled as Mordecai was walking down stairs.
"What dude?!" Mordecai asked.
"Jeremey!" Rigby said as he pointed at Jeremey.
"Ok. Let's go." Mordecai said.
Mordecai ran at Jeremey and tackled him. Mordecai punched Jeremey. Jeremey kicked Mordecai off of him. Jeremey got up and Rigby punched him twice. Mordecai pushed Jeremey. Jeremey punched Rigby and Mordecai punched Jeremey. Jeremey punched Mordecai. Rigby pushed Jeremey to the ground. Rami and Umi ran out and so did Benson, Thomas, Skips, Eileen, and Margaret.
"Dudes, what the hell?" Thomas asked.
Jeremey punched Mordecai. Thomas and Benson walked up to the fight.
"James, Ricky." Jeremey said.
Two guys came out from the house.
"Who are they?" Benson asked.
"My brothers." Jeremey said.
"Hmm." Rigby said.
"Only these four unlucky fuckers fight me and my brothers. Rest of you, piss off." Jeremey said.
Rami and Umi ran to Jeremey. Kenny and Jenny stopped them.
"Before you fight him, try to go through us." Kenny said popping his knuckles.
"Gladly." Rami said as he roundhouse'd Kenny in the face.
Umi punched Jenny. Jenny kicked Umi's leg and then pushed her. Umi kicked Jenny. Kenny threw some hard punches at Rami. Rami grabbed Kenny and punched Kenny. Kenny broke the grapple and punched Rami. Rami kicked Kenny in the chest. Kenny fell down as Rami started punching him. Rigby punched Jeremey. Mordecai kicked Jeremey. Thomas kicked Ricky. Benson got thrown into Mordecai by James. Jeremey started kicked Mordecai till Rigby uppecuted Jeremey. Mordecai got up and threw Jeremey at Ricky, who was about to punch Thomas.
"Thanks." Thomas said.
Thomas kicked James in the face. Thomas got tackled by Jeremey. Mordecai picked Jeremey off of him. Mordecai threw Jeremey on the ground. Ricky threw a very hard punch at Benson. Benson fell down and didn't get back up.
"Benson!" Thomas said as he was punched. Thomas got up and kicked Ricky. Ricky threw a punch at Thomas but Thomas ducked anduppercuted Ricky. Rami dodge three punches and then punched Ricky. Ricky punched Rami and then Kicked Rami in the face. Rami fell back but then ran at Kenny he dropkicked Kenny. Jenny threw Umi down. Umi got up and punched Jenny. Jenny tried to hit Umi until Umi right hooked Jenny and Jenny didn't get back up.
"Jenny!" Kenny yelled.
Kenny kicked Rami down. Kenny ran at Umi and punched her. Umi didn't get back up. Mordecai saw and pushed Jeremey. He and Rami ran to Kenny. they both grabbed Kenny and then punched him as hard as they could. Kenny didn't get back up. Rami and Mordecai hi fived.
"Four of us all are down. We need to take Jeremey down." Rami said.
"We will." Mordecai said.
Mordecai got punched by Jeremey and Rami punched Jeremey. Mordecai got back up. Thomas got punched hard. He was about to pass out untill he stabbed Ricky with his horns. Ricky fell down and didn't get back up. Thomas saw Rigby about to be tackled by James. Thomas ran at James and Stabbed him to. They both passed out. Just then, Muscle Man and Hi Fives got back and saw the fight. Now, only Rami, Rigby, Mordecai, and Jeremey stand on the battlefield. Muscle Man and Hi Fives ran at Jeremey. They grabbed him and held his arms behind his back.
"What the hell?!" Jeremey yelled.
"Get ready to die bro!" Muscle Man said.
Mordecai woke up Thomas. Thomas was dazed. Thomas saw Jeremey being held back.
"I guess I'll end it." Thomas said.
Thomas ran and stabbed Jeremey in the chest.
Jeremey fell.
"Ok. We should send them to the hospital. Maybe they will forget this happened." Rigby suggested.
"Ok." They all agreed.
An ambulance truck came and took Jeremey and his family to the hospital.
"Ok. We need to forget this ever happen. Sort of. So, let's all smoke weed, except for Rami and Umi." Hi Fives said.
"Damn." Rami and Umi said.
Everyone rolled up the weed and smoked the joint. Everyone went to sleep except for Rami and Umi, who stayed up late. Umi snuggled next to Rami.
"Hey babe, we did awesome in that fight." Umi said.
"Yeah. Victory kiss?" Rami asked.
"Yes." Umi said.
Umi got laid next to Rami on the couch and kissed him. They held the kiss for about 15 seconds. They kept kissing then they continued watching TV.
