The profits are right before your eyes. You're not thinking this through. People.

The media knows when they're spreading their news, place an ad here to get them some more views. Just a simple picture can fatten the bottom line.

For streamers it's tricky, the content should star. Don't have the right shows, you're not up to par. It's a simple solution to bolster the bottom line.

How does that help us get more viewers?

We don't get viewers, silly. The content gets viewers.

Exactly, silly. The content gets viewers.

I got it! Right now we offer a lot of cult favorites.

Yes.

But if we trade those for new original content-

Now you're getting somewhere.

A mere switch from old to new.

New viewers will flock to us just to see our exclusive new content.

My thought exactly. It's genius.

But it's gonna be rough on all the fans of the old content.

Nonsense. I'm giving them a chance to broaden their tastes. I couldn't offer them a better deal if they were my own!

Give me a week and I'll get them to see that their favorites aren't good anymore. They'll watch something new and they'll realize that the old's not worth crying for. When there's less interest, for god's sake relax. Don't just give up, all we need are these facts. Listen well to these modern-day dealings and they'll see you through!

When you're forced to the side you'll fight back. You'll erase any trace of attack! With a switch in the mix of our track and our hold over streaming, see, once again is back!

The content we offer changes March 5th.

Just a simple change, exchange, that's the bottom line! (Every new content is income for you, thanks to the bottom line!)

*Meanwhile*

Sunup to sundown, knowing where my fellow fans will be. Sunup to sundown, tweeting all about watching Newsies. Sing our lungs off, lost my voice to show it, can't just not solo t, and before you know it we'll be right here watching Broadway's Newsies!