I`m back, and pissed at Mikuo for estroying my favorite table.

Disclaimer-Yes, I own Vocaloid. And we go on an adventure when we`re ten with magical creatures to make them fight for us, and then take all credit and cash when we`re famous.


Mikuo

"You got the goods?"

Normally, when an average, law-abiding citizen saw a dark, suspicious alley, they would avoid it. Why, then, was Mikuo Hatsune, genderbend and brother of the famous Miku Hatsune here?

"You got my payment?" Was the response.

Mikuo toed the large cardboard box, filled to the top with Popsicles, Ice Cream bars, and cones behind him.

"Excellent." And with that, the blue-haired girl handed over a small paper bag. "It`s a pleasure doing business with you, Mikuo." And with that, Kaiko disappeared into the shadows.

Mikuo shivered, and then hurried back home, clutching the bag to him carefully, as to not squish its contents.

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He cautiously stuck his head into the kitchen. Good, there was no one there. Quietly shutting the door behind him, he cautiously opened the bag on the kitchen counter.

There it was. The cream puffs, in all their glory. And not just any cream puffs, but leek-flavoured cream puffs, symbolizing him and SeeU together.

Arranging them delicately into the orange gift box he had made, he snuck out and placed them into SeeU`s room. Then, smiling, he tiptoed back into the Genderbend`s wing of the mansion, and into his room.

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"Good-morning, SeeU-chan!"

Said Vocaloid seemed startled by the greeting. "Good-morning to you, too, Mikuo-san!" she said.

Mikuo frowned mentally. Why did she always add the '-san' to his name, unlike Luki, SeeWu, Len, Ritsu, all of which had the '-kun' he longed for….

It took several moments for him to notice the pale hand waving in front of him.

"Mikuo? Mikuo? Hello?"

"Ah," Oh my Master of the Heavenly yard*, He thought. She`s so cute.

"I wanted to thank you for the cream-puffs," he started to drift into daydreams where he and SeeU were getting married. "-But I don`t really like leeks…"

Mikuo gawked at her, as he felt his spirit escape his body. How? He sobbed mentally. How could his beloved soul mate not appreciate the full beauty, the magnificent taste, the perfection that was known to all as leeks?

"in cream puffs, although in other foods, I don`t mind."

And hope burned in his heart once more, until he realized what she said.

She did not like cream puffs and leeks mixed together.

Therefore, she did not like him and her together.

"There you are, SeeU!"

Both turned to see Kaiko Shion standing in the doorway.

"C`mon!" she pulled the blonde to her feet. "That sale won`t wait for anyone!"

As SeeU leapt to her feet in eagerness, a horrible thought came to mind. Kaiko didn`t-no wouldn`t…!

Seeing his expression, Kaiko slung her arm around SeeU. The Korean Vocaloid merely thought it as a friendship gesture, but Mikuo recognized the claim. She`s mine, leek-boy.

In your dreams! He thought back angrily.

And yet I`m the one ending up with her. Kaiko smiled lazily, and then walked out with SeeU, who was excitedly talking about the kinds of new shoes the store was selling.

He stood perfectly still, waiting until their voices faded away, and then punched the table as hard as he could. Ignoring the pain, he gave a Vow of Honour to one day rescue SeeU from the other suitors, and get her hand in marriage.

Unfortunately, at that moment, a pissed-off Master-in-Training walked into the room, wanting her tea, until she saw the table.

"What the fuck, Mikuo! That was my favourite table!"

After he survived the wrath of the Ten-Faced Master, that is.


What... is... this...?

*Cuz in the Evillous Chronicles, MOTHY is the Master of the Heavenly Yard, AKA God.

So the race is officially on, between SeeWu, Luki, Mikuo, Kaiko, and the others that will be joining this weird piece of writing that started somewhat!

Next will either be Ritsu, or Kaiko.

Review? I only got one last chapter... [makes sad face with all ten faces] :(