The Other Three Events…
The next day…The co-hosts and Kara came to the stage in a puff of smoke.
"Okay, the next event is…" Asami cut off Kara.
"Kara, you don't always act so calm when you announce something" Asami told Kara.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever…OKAY, THE NEXT EVENT IS THE 1500m SWIM!!! The proctor is Anko and the athletes are Itachi-"
"ITACHI!!!!!" Sasuke yelled. He tried to lunge at his brother. Naruto and Kiba held him back. Kara went on with the list.
"Well, Itachi Uchiha is from Team Akatsuki, Matsuri from Team Wind, Kankuro from Team Sky-Ant and Hinata Hyuga from Team Fox." Then, Anko appeared with 10 dishes of dango.
"Okay swimmers. Remember, NO CHAKRA. On your mark, get set, GO!!!!!!!!" The swimmers raced as fast as they could around the pool. The pool was about 500m in circumference (For those of you that doesn't know circumference, it's the distance around the circle/pool/oval thing) so they would only have to do 3 laps.
"Right now, Hinata Hyuga is in the lead. Next is Matsuri, after is Itachi Uchiha and last is Kankuro." Tenten said.
"YAHOO!!! Go Hinata!! YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!!!" Kiba yelled.
"Yay Hinata-chan!!! YOU'LL WIN! I KNOW IT!!!" Naruto screamed. Then they looked at each other and got competitive.
"Hinata-chan is MINE Kiba. So back off!!!! She's MY girlfriend!" Naruto yelled at Kiba.
"I've been in Hinata's team longer than you have. I KNOW HER BETTER!!" Kiba yelled at Naruto. Then the two got into a fist fight. Sasuke and Kara saw what was happening and tried to stop it.
"Losers. Stop fighting over Hinata. Kiba, Hinata is going out with Naruto so stop trying to win her heart. Naruto, Stop being a protective Boyfriend." Sasuke said.
"Come on you guys, we can work this out…" said Kara. Then Kiba and Naruto pushed her.
"STAY OUT OF THIS!!!" Kiba and Naruto yelled. Hidan and Deidara yelled at the microphone.
"KIBA, NARUTO! DON'T DO THAT!!! OR ELSE---"Then Kara starting to glow, taking form of an element.
"DON'T PUSH ME, DON'T PUSH ME, DON'T PUSH MEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Kara screamed and turned into her ultimate form: MIXED ELEMENTS! (Every element including angel and demon.)
"We told you…" Hidan and Deidara sighed.
"YOU MUST PAY THE PRICE! ULTIMATE JUTSU, GRIM REAPER'S GAT—"
"HEY KARA! IT'S LEE!!" Elle, Joi, Asami, Gega, and Paula screamed.
"Huh? Where?" Kara stuttered and blushed. Hidan laughed.
"Looks like Kara likes the %$*$#%*^% %^#&%^&$# ^#%#^^ bushy browed guy!" Hidan shouted at the microphone right in front of Lee (ooo! PURE EVIL!!!!). Kara starts to strangle Hidan.
"YOU DING BAT! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET! AND YOU SWORE AGAIN!!!!" Kara yelled.
"Uh…Kara, we all knew that from the start, well except for Lee…" everyone said.
"Dang it! Did he hear?" everyone looked at Lee. He was listening to his iPod (let's leave his songs to your imagination).
"Apparently not." Said Gega (Lee is more clueless than Naruto).
"AHEM! Well, looks like Hinata-sama is winning the race. Only one more lap!" Neji announced.
"TELL ME WHO THE WINNER IS AFTER THE RACE BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY BEATING THE HECK OUT OF HIDAN!" Kara yelled as she was using Hidan as her personal punching bag, and then stopped afterwards (20 minutes later).
"The winner is…………… Hinata Hyuga!! Second Matsuri and Third Itachi Uchiha!!!" Tenten yelled. Lots of Itachi fan girls are nose bleeding because he looked cute without clothes and wearing a bathing suit (this is for Itachi fan girls ^/o\^ I'm not a fan girl at all!). Kiba and Naruto had a nose bleed also and you know why.
"OKAY! NEXT EVENT IS…SHOTPUT!"Kara yelled.
"The people who are entering are…Zetsu from team Akatsuki, Naruto from team Fox, Shino from team Wind, Gai from team Green. But if even he talks to me, I'll destroy him!" Kara said remembering him babbling.
"Your proctor is…Uh…Any volunteers?" Asami said. Tobi raised his hand.
"OH! TOBI WILL! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi gladly said. Then Kurenai came in.
"Sorry I'm late. I'm the proctor for this event. First up is Zetsu… wait. Zetsu, where's your shot-put?"
"Uh………… well, at least it tasted good………"
"DISQUALIFICATION!!!! Naruto Uzamaki, you're up!" Kurenai said. When Naruto was about to throw the shot-put… he somehow hit himself on the back of his head.
"Might Gai, you're up." Kurenai said tiredly.
"Okay Kurenai-san!! Oh, and Kara-san, I'm sorry for upsetting you earlier!" Gai said.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!!" Kara screamed. Then Kara started to beat up Gai.
"Well Shino, no matter how bad you throw, you'll still win." said Kurenai. When Shino threw the shot-put, it went a HUGE 50m distance.
"SHINO ABURAME WINS!!!!" Neji and Tenten shouted together.
"Well, it looks like Team Green is losing the whole thing. Team Wind has 3 medals, Team Fox has 3 medals, Team Akatsuki has 2 medals, Team Sky-Ant has 3 medals and Team Green has nothing." Deidara announced. Then Lee, Gai and Choji went into their emo corners.
"Come on, cheer up! If you try hard enough, you might win." Kara said.
"YOSH!!!! We'll try harder!!!" Lee and Gai said. Shikamaru gave Choji another bag of chips.
"C'mon buddy. After the Olympics, I'll treat you to barbeque. Okay?"
"YEAH!!!!!!" Choji screamed.
"MOVING ON. Next event is Badminton. Tema-"Kara was cut off.
"SHIKAMARU IS GOING IN!!! NOT ME!!!" Temari yelled.
"Oh. Oops. Shikamaru Nara is from Team Wind, Kiba Inuzuka from Team Fox, Konan from Team Akatsuki, Kankuro from Team Sky-Ant and Choji Akamichi from Team Green. First pair is……… KAKASHI! Drum roll please!!" Kara said. Then, poor Kakashi Hatake had to look like a fool while drumming (Hidan made him wear a clown hat. How cruel).
"GET ON WITH IT!!" the audience yelled.
"Okay! It's Konan and Kankuro!" Paula yelled for Kara.
"Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!! WHO IS THE PROCTOR OF THIS EVENT!?" Deidara yelled while eating a donut.
"I am!" Asuma said as he appeared in a puff of smoke.
"YOU'RE LATE!!!!!!" Ino, Naruto, Choji and Sakura yelled.
"Oh well. Let's get started. Konan goes on the left side, and Kankuro goes on the right." Asuma explained. The pairs went on their sides and prepared to play.
"Konan, you get first serve. And NO CHAKRA." Asuma said. Konan served it as hard as she could. Kankuro returned it but… it hit Konan on the forehead.
"YOU HIT KONAN-CHAN!!!!" Pein yelled. Kankuro started sweating.
"Sorry………… I didn't mean to……………" Kankuro stuttered.
"YOU MUST PAY!!!!!" Then Pein started to beat up Kankuro.
"KIKU, HAYATO, TAKAHIRO!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!" Kankuro yelled to his students. The three chunin shook theirs heads.
"No can do sensei…" Kiku said
"HEY! NOBODY STRAIGHTENS THINGS UP BY BEATING UP PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR ME!" yelled Kara as she kicked him off the court.
"And also they don't get disqualified if they hit the person by accident and Kankuro did it by accident. SO BEATING UP PEOPLE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE KARA BECAUSE SHE'S THE HOST! AND YOU'LL DIE IF YOU GET HER ANGRY" Elle shouted remembering her transforming into different elements.
"So let's start again and pretend this never happen OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU! Just kidding I'll just kick you" Kara laughed. Konan served once again. Just a few hours later without any distraction…KONAN WINS! FAIR AND SQUARE!
"Next pair is Shikamaru Nara vs. Choji Akamichi. Whoever wins will face Kiba Inuzuka. Shikamaru will get first serve."
"What a drag………… Why can't Choji serve first?" Shikamaru asked.
"JUST SERVE YOU LAZY---!!!!" everyone (except the kids) yelled.
"Okay, okay. Jeez how troublesome. I'll serve." Shikamaru served the birdie hard enough without getting an out. Few hours again…
"SHIKAMARU NARA WINS" Neji and Tenten shouted.
"So Shikamaru will be against Kiba and then the winner will be against Konan." Said Joi. And another few hours later…
"SHIKAMARU WINS---" then Kara fell asleep.
"HOLY JASHIN-SAMA! IT'S A SLEEPING KUNAI!" Hidan screamed.
"Who could have done such a thing to Kara-san?" said Lee. Then a red haired kunoichi jumped on to stage.
"SASUKE-KUN!!!" she screamed.
"KARIN! YOU BIG, FAT, UGLY MEENIE!!" Kara screamed as she woke up.
"I thought we killed you!" yelled Sakura. Karin grinned.
"I came back here for my Sasuke-kun!" Karin said affectionately.
"I'M NOT YOURS! I'M SAKURA'S. NOW AND FOREVER!!!!" Sasuke yelled.
"Uh…Ugly lady/Karin…Why did you put a sleeping Kunai on me?" Kara said (also insulting Karin).
"I thought you were the cute guy over there. I wanted to capture him too." Said Karin pointing at Hidan.
"WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? TWINS?" yelled Hidan and Kara.
"Hidan and Kara are right. Hidan has white hair and Kara has black hair---"Gega was cut off.
"I'M NOT OLD!!" Hidan yelled.
"It is true" Kakuzu said laughing at Hidan.
"Oh, my bad…Wrong aim…" Karin sneered.
"And eww…Liking two guys is illegal" Kara explained one of the laws.
"HELLO? YOU ARE INTERUPTING THE GAMES!!!" Asami yelled.
"YOU'RE A TERRORIST!" Elle and Joi shouted.
"Kara! Do something!" Sakura shouted.
"I would if I could…I can kill her enough if I either get angry, happy, or sad…" Kara sadly mumbled. Kiku had an idea.
"Hey Kara…LEE WANTS TO GO OUT WITH YOU!!!" Kiku happily shouted. This time, Lee heard it (he was very shocked ^-^).
"Omg…I don't know what to say…I'M FLATTERED!!!" Kara squealed. She changed to a girl with a frilly dress and gingerbread wand.
"BEHOLD! My gingerbread fairy form." Kara giggled.
"That's the most ridiculous form of Kara I ever seen." Deidara said.
"Kara is cute!" Tobi smiled.
"How can YOU beat ME in that goodie two shoo form" Karin laughed.
"Let's see about that hon." Kara grinned evilly.
"Oh man, her evil smile! IT BURNS!!!" Hidan screamed.
"GINGERBREAD MISSILES NO JUTSU!!!!"
"What kind of jutsu is that?!" Naruto yelled. Lots of missile-like gingerbread began launching directly at Karin.
"AWWW! I WANTED TO DESTROY KARIN WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!" Kiku yelled.
"Spice up Karin to make her weaker, because sometimes, they turn back into real cookies" Kara groaned. Kiku happily started punching Karin. When Karin was down to her knees, the missiles started to get closer by the second (about to say minutes but it's fast).
"Those cookies are worthless! They can't beat me!" Karin manically laughed.
"She's scarier than my zombie army and my nightmare…" Gingerbread fairy Kara mumbled.
"Who is your nightmare, Kara?" Lee asked.
"Well sweetie pie it's an evil living doll so scary I can't say his name" Kara shivered (and she can't believe she's talking to him).
"KARA! ENOUGH FLUFFYNESS! YOUR MISSILES TURNED BACK INTO COOKIES!" Paula screamed.
"I wasn't being fluffy! Just get my sister Kiku to do it!" Kara yelled (no, Kara doesn't have last name. Only her sister does). Kiku charged at Karin and… disappeared. Then, water crawled up Karin's body, and it stopped at her neck. Everyone looked around to see where the water was coming from but, every last drop was on Karin. The only ones NOT looking were Takahiro, Hayato and Kankuro. They knew well enough where the water came from. They trained with her long enough where it was coming from.
"C'mon little chunin, where are you? Show yourself." Karin sneered. She tried to move, but couldn't.
"I'm right here Karin. Hn, you call yourself a S-rank ninja but, you couldn't sense me. Pathetic." Kiku appeared right behind Karin.
"No one can avoid my Mind's Eye of the Kagura. How…?"
"I suppressed my chakra. Now, time to say goodbye Karin." Kiku released her jutsu and threw Karin in the air. "Takahiro! Hayato! C'mon, let's go!"
"Right!" The boys rushed to her side. They threw a katana to her. Hayato got a sword and Takahiro had two crescent shape katana.
"High River Snap!" Kiku yelled. Her Kanata slashed threw the air and out of the air, water appeared in its place. At the same time Hayato and Takahiro attacked with their special jutsu.
"Crescent Earth Cut!" Takahiro's katana sent the earth towards Karin.
"Skybreaker!" Hayato's sword cut threw the air and made the air as sharp as the sharpest sword. The three elements mixed together and hit Karin hard. The combined elements exploded. Dust spread through the whole arena. In the dust, the people faintly saw the two figures of Karin and Kiku. Kiku did a taijutsu similar to Sasuke's Lion's Barrage. The two girls went down to the ground. The next thing everyone heard was a scream.
The dust cleared up and everyone saw Karin dead. Beside the dead Karin was… a dead Kiku…………… NOT! Kara saw sensed that her big sister was still breathing. She told Sakura and Kankuro but not the two comrades of her sister. Hayato and Takahiro were both crying over Kiku.
"Kiku… wake up… this isn't funny you know…" Hayato said shaking his teammate's arm.
"She's so cold…" Takahiro said. Kara started to giggle. The boys glared at her angrily.
"WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING? YOUR SISTER IS DEAD!!" The boys yelled.
"Who's dead? Karin?" Kiku sat up confused. The boys looked at their teammate in disbelief. Then, they tackled Kiku.
"KIKU-CHAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!!" The boys yelled. Kara and Kankuro started to roll on the floor laughing.
"Oooooo… someones getting into a relationship-YEOW!!" a shuriken hit Kara's arm. There was note attached to it. It said shut up sis.
"AWW! My students are in a love triangle… OUCH!!!" a shuriken hit Kankuro's butt. There was also a note attached to it. This one said: shut up sensei. Kiku then noticed something wrong with her teammates. They had poison senbon on their backs.
"Sensei! There's poison senbon on their backs!" Kiku said. She tried to move, but the boys were still hugging her. Kankuro rushed over and ripped the senbons off.
"ARGGGGGGGHHHH! WHY AM I HUGGING YOU!!!" the boys yelled as they jumped away from Kiku.
"You guys were poisoned. Probably from Karin trying to hit Sasuke." Kiku answered.
"Aww… so my students AREN'T in a love triangle." Kankuro said. Hayato and Takahiro looked at him weirdly.
"Why would you care if we we're in a love triangle?" Hayato said.
"It would be so much fun messing with you guys! And Kakashi-sensei said it was sort of fun with a team with a love triangle." Kankuro explained.
"Oh, shut up kitty face." Kara said (she was still in gingerbread fairy form). She threw a cookie to Kankuro. But, it hit him in the head instead of his mouth.
"What was that for?!" Kankuro said surprised.
"To shut you up." Kara answered. Then Konan tapped Kara's shoulder.
"Um, aren't we supposed to do the next match now?" Konan asked.
"Uh, right……… ASUMA CALL THE NEXT PAIR!" Kara said switching back to normal.
"OKAY! Next pair is Shikamaru Nara vs Konan. Konan serves." Konan served the ball. A few hours later… or maybe six hours later…… maybe seven… or eight…
"Finally the match is over. The winner is………" Neji started to announce the winner but Tenten stopped him.
"Wait a minute… There is no winner! It's a tie!" Tenten announced. She showed the score board. Shikamaru and Konan had 27 points each. So then Konan and Shikamaru both had gold medals, Kiba had a silver and Choji got a bronze.
"See, I told you so. You got a medal!" Kara said to Choji.
"Well, I guess this is all for today. We'll see you at the Land of Snow for the winter part of the Olympics. Bye!" Neji and Tenten said to the crowd. Then, everyone cleared out of the stadium to go to the Land of Snow.
Kara: Another LONG chapter.
Neji: Shouldn't you be going to the Land of Snow now?
Kara: I know. Please Review while I pack up!!!!
