Hey Ontario,
First off stop sticking it in my back. That peninsula of yours that Prussia claimed is giving me back problems.
Also the old man says we need to work on some kind of Underground Railroad museum 'cause a lot of those people escaped north to your house and blah blah blah, I wasn't really paying attention, but you get the idea. Don't know where we'd put it, all we have is that lake between us.
Sincerely not yours,
Belle Jones, Ohio
Hey BC,
Just thought I 'd see if we were still on for bugging Louis' house this weekend. He and Alabama have been spending more time together lately. Let me know so I can get the equipment from Japan and Hungary.
Your friend,
Belle
"Hey BC!" the blond province called. He wasn't going to waste time looking for that peasant, after all.
"What?" came a shout from the other end of the large house.
"Tell Ohio to stop attaching your weird messages to mine!"
"The hell are you talking about?" she asked, snatching the letter from him upon entering the room. A blush rose upon her cheeks and she said "I have no idea what you're talking about. She must have gone insane or something," before going back outside, where the Prairie brothers had started a water fight in a desperate attempt to beat the heat.
Dear Ohio,
First of all, deal with it. Maybe go see a chiropractor? I don't know, but there's nothing I can do about it.
Translation: He doesn't care.
Go away Quebec! And what do you mean 'that Prussia claimed'?
… Oh. Matt just explained it to me. WHAT THE HELL? And YOU knew about this HOW exactly?
As for the Underground Railroad museum, we have it in Toronto. After all, it's the center of the universe and everything.
Sincerely yours, because I'm mature enough not to act as childish as you,
Oliver Stanley, Ontario
Ducking behind a fence, water gun in one hand and a phone in the other, BC typed as fast as possible while she and The Yukon dodged the brothers' attacks.
Hey Belle,
I can't. Taiwan and South Korea are coming over, and if I leave them alone they'll trash the house. Actually, they could probably help. Count me in after all. Kate says she heard that New Jersey and New York are getting pretty close, too. I'm still pissed at him about the Stanley Cup last year, but Yukon said she can go instead of me if you decide to bug his house.
Tell Nihon I wanna know when the next issue of Kuroshitsuji comes out, 'kay?
- Victoria
