Sasuke had to literally pry Sakura off of his body and hold her at arm's length.

"SASUKE-KUUUUN!" Sakura shouted, attempting to launch herself at Sasuke again, but failing. Sasuke held her back with one hand while she flailed her arms wildly and tried to push against his hand.

"Sasuke-kuuuuun!" Sakura whined, "I just wanna hug youuuuuuu!"

Sasuke's eye twitched at her insanely irritating whining.

"Sakura, SHUT. UP." He growled at the pink haired girl. She just made an odd squealing sound and pushed harder against his hand.

"Sasuuuukeeeee-kuuuuun!" She whined over and over again in a mantra.

"Sakura, calm down." He hissed angrily.

"But Sasuke-kun, I just wanna see your peacock!"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. What the fuck was she talking about.

"Um...What?"

Sakura suddenly stopped pushing against his hand and stood up straight, looking him dead in the eye. She opened her mouth, took a breath, and...

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, Heard it's fascinating

Come on, baby, let me see
What you're hidin' underneath

Words up your sleeve
Such a tease
Wanna see the show, oh
In 3D, a movie
Heard it's beautiful, oh
Be the judge
And my girls gonna take a bow, oh

I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazing
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
what you're hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
what you're waiting for? it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
brake me off, if you bad, show me who's the boss
need some goose, if you lose, come on take a shot

I want the jaw droppin', eye poppin', head turnin', body shockin'
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)
I want my heart throbbin', ground shakin', show stoppin', amazing
(Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
whatchu hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
what you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see
Whatchu hidin' underneath

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

Oh my God no exaggeration
boy all this time was worth the waiting
I just shed a tear
I am so unprepared
You've got the finest architecture
End of the rainbow lookin' treasure
such a sight to see
And it's all for me

Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biatch
I'ma peace out if you don't give me the pay off
Come on baby let me see
whatchu hidin' underneath
Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
what you're waiting for, it's time for you to show it off
Don't be a shy kinda guy I'll bet it's beautiful
Come on baby let me see

I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock

Come on, baby, let me see
What you're hiding underneath!

Sasuke's jaw dropped as she took a bow, grinning naughtily at him. He stood board-stiff.

"Sasuke-kuuun, did you like my song?" She batted her eyelashes at him. He didn't move.

"Sasuke-kun?" She asked innocently, poking him in the shoulder. He still didn't move at all.

Someone knocked at the door. Sakura ignored it and continued poking Sasuke, trying to get him to snap out of his daze. There was another knock. Sakura still ignored it.

"What a drag..." Someone mumbled from behind the door. Sakura grinned evily at the voice.

She skipped over and opened the door, revealing a very irritated Shikamaru.

"One second!" She held up three fingers and grinned. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.

"Um, Sakura...You're counting wrong-"

Sakura just skipped away. Shikamaru slumped against the door frame, waiting for the pinkette to come back.

Sakura came back, holding a completely frozen Sasuke. Shikamaru raised two eyebrows this time.

"Sakura...what-" He was cut off when Sakura threw Sasuke into the wall and dragged Shikamaru inside, slamming the door behind her.

"What a drag..."

Song used: Peacock by Katy Perry.

I got a few requests for this song, so I decided to use it. ^^