World War 3 by Androidfish7

2 hours later:

At that point, the AH64 Apaches arrived in Bikini Bottom, and the AMX 870 Air Defense Tanks came out as well. "Fire at will!" Barnacle Boy, saying this through a loud speaker in the Chum Bucket, exclaimed, as the AMX 870 Air Defense Tanks and AH64 Apaches began exchanging fire. Any unoccupied AH64 Apaches were dropping troops, along with Warthog Tracked Carriers, to enter the city. "Call in the Titans for immediate defense!" Barnacle Boy announced, and no sooner had this been said than did some Titan Self-Propelled Artillery Tanks roll onto the scene to greet the infantry and incoming Warthogs. While the Warthogs and Titans exchanged blows, the Scandalis' infantry strolled through town, meeting resistance from the Vikings and Bikini Bottom Militia, with a few members of the Bikini Bottom Army. Half an hour into the war, all 4 parts of the war seemed to be at an armistice. The AH64 Apaches were evenly matched with the AMX 870 Air Defense Tanks, the Warthogs were evenly matched with the Titans, and the Scandalis' infantry was evenly matched with the Vikings and Bikini Bottom Militia. At one point, the AH64 Apaches began to fend off the AMX 870 Air Defense Tanks, and began to deploy more infantry. This led to a chain reaction, providing more infantry to overrun the Vikings and Bikini Bottom Army, while the now- unoccupied AH64 Apaches began to combat the Titans. It seemed like things couldn't get much worse for Bikini Bottom, until the Scandalis' army began to not only disregard civilians, but they went out of their way to kill and massacre civilians, and before anyone knew it, most civilian buildings were on fire and the dead bodies of civilians piled up. Barnacle Boy then knew that it was time for his secret desperation plan. Barnacle Boy entered the Merma Lair, which had been untouched since Blake had visited for Mermaid Man's funeral. Barnacle Boy grabbed the Corpse Destroyer, a 350 round clip, speedy reloading with unbelievable fire rate HMG crafted by Mermaid Man himself. Barnacle Boy left the Merma Lair and entered the city. Barnacle Boy gunned down 3 Scandalis soldiers and gave out a battle cry. "DEFEND BIKINI BOTTOM!" Barnacle Boy yelled, as, with the Destroyer giving fire, the Bikini Bottom Militia and Vikings began to slowly push back the Scandalis' forces, what with them getting pinned down by gunfire. All of a sudden, the AH64 Apaches tossed down evac ladders to infantry. Scandalis' forces were retreating! Barnacle Boy and his forces continued to pick off as many of the attackers as they could before they pulled away, as the Bikini Bottom forces began to cheer, and the Vikings yelled their celebratory 'VALHALLA!'

"So Eugene, what'd you think of that?" Eustace asked. "Well, pretty simple. Scandalis withdrew his forces. Not sure what the celebration was for, Bikini Bottom got SMOKED, the casualty rate must've been 3 times that of Scandalis' forces! From the looks of it, Barnacle Boy'll need something else to combat the AH64 Apaches, the AMX 870 Air Defense Tanks are too easy to take out, not nearly durable enough to fight the Apaches. It's like throwing an APC at a Rhino Tank. A word for Scandalis' team, they didn't HAVE to withdraw, yeah, you could argue that Barnacle Boy led the much-needed counter charge, but what if they had 3 AH64 Apaches in the air? Good luck taking them all out with an HMG. Just 3 would've been enough, but they had more than that and could've won the war already." Eugene said. "But Scandalis gave out an order to leave Barnacle Boy alive" Eustace said. "What? Why would he do that?" Eugene asked. "No idea." Eustace replied. "Hmm, keep an ear out for that, Blake probably wouldn't like that" Eugene replied. "Alrighty, well, let's just wait for the next conflict!" Eustace said. "Nothing else to do, I guess" Eugene replied.