A/N: Here it is, as promised a chapter no later than Monday (that's today!). This may be it for The Emmett Cullen Chronicles for now. Of coarse I'll be adding to it now and then when I have a crazy idea, but this is all that'll be used in Wizards and Vamps. So...without further ado here it is:

Part II: Ma Famille

Okay, so I don't really speak French. I speak Spanish. But Alice speaks French and she said 'ma famille' means my family. Although she could be lying… Now, before you go nutso trying to figure out who Alice is I'll tell you. She is my sister. Duh! Makes since seeing as I'm talking about my family in this part of my book. * My other family members are: Carlisle (my dad) Esme (my mom) Edward (my brother) Jasper (my brother-in-law, husband of Alice) and Rosalie (my, gorgeous, sexy, amazing, sexy, perfect, sexy wife). And then there's Bella. Who really should be married to Edward by now but isn't because she isn't a vampire like the rest of us. She's human.

I'm totally the brawn of the operation. Even though everyone in my family is strong I'm the strongest. Rosalie is the beauty. Duh! Would I ever have an ugly wife? Not that beauty is everything… (Okay, it so is. JK!) Edward is the annoying mind reader. Alice is the know-it-all. Seriously, just because you can see the future doesn't mean you know everything. Jasper is…I can't really think of a clever thing to call him. I'll just tell you that he can, like, manipulate emotions. Annoying but it does come in handy sometimes. Carlisle is the leader, you could say. Esme is the peacekeeper. Am I forgetting someone? Bella. Well, she is kind of funny when she falls on her face. Or when she gets really embarrass and blushes like crazy. lol.


Good news! I'm working on the next chapter of Wizards and Vamps. Bad news! I have a huge report due in English the same day I promised to have the next chapter of Wizards and Vamps done. I may not be able to get it all done. And, now that I'm in High School, school is more important than fanfiction. (Sad, but true.) So I've got a compromise for you. I'll just put up one part of the next chapter so I'll have time to work on my report. I think I'll do the Cullen gang at Hogwarts and not the Hogwarts gang in Forks for this chapter since I'm still working out the kinks for the Hogwarts gang in Forks. I'm sorry I can't post both by Friday, but I will try my hardest to get you as much as possible!