He he I forgot this before so, I do not own Naruto, Naruto characters, or a sane mind (though I wish I did). All right chapter two with all that was promised, well enjoy.

"Speech"

'Thought'

*******/chapter 2 out of the academy/********

All of the graduating students were waiting for their team and new sensei. The teachers were actually afraid when they got near the dead silent class room fearing Naruto and co. had pulled another prank. Iruka was still to this day afraid of snails and he still hasn't found out how to do that with the school chairs, basically they weren't pretty. He shuttered slightly as the small group rushed to open the door and swung it open getting strange looks from the students. Seeing the classroom normal (except the silence), they only hoped it was, the pranks have had a tendency to happen at any given moment to anyone.

"W-well let's get started." He was still on edge ever sense last night, he was told everything about his favorite students, he glanced at 'Carl' and secretly wanted to see them in the Chunin Exams, hopefully against Sasuke in the third round, he wanted to see him get knocked around a bit when the time came (hmm… closet Sasuke hater?).(AN: Ok teams are same except for team seven, so I'm skipping over those teams).

"Team 7 will be Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, and Toran Herari (This is an oc but he is basically a punching bag used to fill the missing slot so don't expect much) team sensei is Kakashi Hatake."

"Team nine will be Naruto Uzumaki, Anko Mitarashi, and Carl Tokari team sensei is Hana Inuzuka." (The henges are going during the introductions but the tails and ears are still hidden, so bye Carl for a while).

"Wait sis is going to train them, she never told me." Kiba actually looked a little hurt but brushed it off. When everyone was assigned the teachers left and the jounin came in to get the teams, well most of them some were late (you know who).

"Team 10, I'm Sarutobi Asuma your sensei, please come with me." A dark haired man with a beard addressed. A black haired woman with red eyes came in, soon after he left.

"Team 8 I am kurenai Yuhi I will be your sensei please follow me." The three got up and left, hinata was still sad about not being on Naruto's team and angry that the purple haired girl was.

"Team nine I am Inuzuka Hana please follow me." She turned to Kiba. "Good luck little bro." he blushed at the comment but knew better them to yell back at his (Kiba proclaimed) demon of a sister. The group (mainly Naruto) had always gotten along well with the dog child so they should get along well with his sister. They went to a secluded park to do introductions. On their way Naruto made a cross with his fingers and said kai, but nothing happened, nothing Hana knew of at least while the others only wore large grins until they reached the spot.

"All right undo the henge I want to know what my team really looks like." In a burst of smoke they revealed themselves. Hana was impressed with their appearance. "Alright now introduce your selves, I'll start, my name is Hana Inuzuka, I like my little brother, dogs, and to train. I hate perverts and stuck up clan. My goal is to help you all reach your full potential and my dream is to master all of my clan's techniques." She motioned to Naruto to go first.

"Well, my name is Naruto Uzumaki; I like Anko-Chan and Kyu-Chan, training, ramen, toads, and pranks. My goal is to become a powerful ninja and be able to protect my friends and loved ones. I hate people who disrespect others for no reason and quitters. My dream is to get respect from the village." Naruto stood at 5'7 with five red tails behind him and three whisker marks in each cheek; he wore a dark orange sleeveless shirt under a black trench coat with the kanji for toad on the back in orange. He wore black jeans that were light weight and allowed free movement. Next was Anko.

"I am Anko Mitarashi; my likes are Naru-Kun and Kyu-Chan, dango, snakes and training. My goal is to restore respect to the Mitarashi clan and the snake contract for what that traitor did. I hate perverts, crybabies, and people who only add to someone's pain. My dream is to be a powerful ninja." She stood at 5'6, had tied up purple hair, and wore her signature brown trench coat with the black kanji for viper on the back underneath she had a black sleeveless shirt (for mobility reasons), and a dark brown skirt. She had the same whisker marks and had five dark purple tails as well. And last but not least.

"My name is Kyubi Demoraki; I like Anko-Chan and Naru-Kun, training, meat, and foxes. My goal is to give the respect foxes deserve back to them, my dream is to surpass my father and live a happy life. I hate perverts, stuck up people, and abusers." Kyu was 5'6 same as Anko (who were both sporting C-cup breasts due to demon enhanced growth) with long blue hair, blood red eyes, and five dark blue tails as well as the same whisker marks as the other two. She was wearing a crimson red sleeveless shirt under a dark blue trench coat with the black kanji for fox breaking a diagonal black line on the back and a black skirt. They all wore steel toes boots for protection and hard hits, and wore their headbands on their arms under their trench coat sleeve. To put it plainly they looked feral and ready to kill, Hana couldn't help but smile at her team, badass looking and could conceal weapons yet not hinder movement, but was wondering how Kyu had been able to act like a boy so long and not get noticed, and she started to stare.

'How did she pull that off, I could never do that, she must have a good reason?'

"Like what you see?" Naruto teased.

"If it were my genin team I was looking at."

"What do you mean by that?" Anko asked.

"What I mean is that you aren't genin yet."

"Nani!" they shouted.

"What are you talking about we passed the exam!"

"Psh, that exam is so easy a toaster could do it (toaster discrimination!). No, that was only to weed out the incredibly useless from the would-be ninja. The survival exam is to test a team to see if they need another year at the academy or if they can become a genin."

"What do we have to do?" a determined Kyubi questioned.

"Oh no, you won't be taking it to day we will so it tomorrow morning, go rest up."

"We're fine now; we can take the survival exam!" Kyu shot back.

"No! We do it tomorrow get some rest, oh and don't eat breakfast." Hana crossed her arms in annoyance.

"Why not eat?" Anko asked.

"You'll throw up."

"Oh well, then we'll throw up then, we've been through worse." Kyu answered, the other two nodded in agreement. Hana face vaulted at this.

'Ok, wasn't expecting that, these guys are really strange.' "Whatever, just go home and come to training ground 17 at six a.m. alright."

"Alright, thanks sensei." replied Naruto. 'We could have done it today, we will pass this thing.' The three put up their henge and walked off.

'They are going to be fun to be around.'


Back at the academy we find team seven still waiting for their sensei.

"Were the heck is he it's been two hours." A ticked off Toran finally exclaimed.

"Maybe sensei is testing us, what do you think Sasuke-Kun?" a just as pissed, but happy on the outside, Sakura asked.

"He shouldn't keep an Uchiha waiting." Sakura went fan girl over the statement while Toran just rolled his eyed getting annoyed with the emo.

"Forget this he deserves punishment." Toran got up from his seat got a chalkboard eraser and put it in the slightly parted door.

"He is a jounin that wouldn't affect him." Sasuke jabbed.

"Shut up!"

"Don't yell as Sasuke!" Kakashi was I the hall almost at the door just putting away his book; he saw the eraser on the door and snickered.

"They are really idiots; I guess I'll humor them." He opened the door and got hit by the eraser; that wasn't all though the door clicked when he opened it that bothered him. Before he knew what was happening the floor boards broke and surrounded his feet and wire wrapped around his arms trapping him, huge globes of weird smelling goo started pelting him from seemingly no were, when the assault of goo ended he sighed in relief until he felt a tug on the wire of his right arm.

'Oh no.' He was ripped from the floor boards and sent flying through a window landing in a tree and fell down, the wire now broken. The worse part of this was that the good seemed to attract birds; he pushed out his chakra getting rid of them and most of the goo; he was pissed.

"Are you ok?" The team rushed to his side even Sasuke showing a hint of emotion.

"First impression, I hate you all." He didn't sound happy in the slightest and gave off a fair amount of killing intent. They now realized who this was.

"B-but I only put up the eraser s-sensei." Toran was shot an evil one eyed glare.

"Go to the roof for introductions." Kakashi ordered trying to restrain himself, they stood there in fear. "Now!" They scrambled to get there as fast as they could; yes day one of team seven was one they all wished they could forget. They failed to notice a small camera taping the whole affair.


The now henged group stopped at the academy to check the camera and pick it up seeing their trap's destruction set off; before heading home wondering what poor sap set off their trap. They walked home with the ever present hate glares following their every move. They were used to it; this has been going on for seven years, maybe even longer.

Women were whispering giving occasional hateful glances at them and drunks were picking up some random item: bottles, chairs, knives, looking with intent to kill. The group started to move faster.

"Sigh, will this ever stop?" he was happy with today's events but the glares and drunk mobs just never ended, it was now annoying if anything else.

"I don't think so Naru-kun." An equally annoyed Kyubi replied.

"Idiot villagers, at least were together, I think I'd have gone crazy if I didn't have you guys."

"That was very sweet Anko-Chan." She smiled at Kyu's comment.

"Come on let's cheer up tomorrow we become genin." She returned to her peppy self.

"Right!" they loved his positive attitude it kept them together. They walked up the apartment and with a fluid motion jumped up to the level that contained their rooms. But tonight something was different with Kyubi and Anko they seemed nervous.

"See you tomorrow Anko-Chan, Kyu-Chan."

"Night Naruto." They replied. He turned to open his door when the girls suddenly blushed, and each grabbed an arm pulling him to give him a kiss in the cheek Anko left, Kyu right. "Sweet dreams." They said seductively before they let go and rushed into their rooms with a deep blush leaving Naruto to just stare ahead with an equally dark blush.

'I don't understand what happened but I want it to happen again.' He knew he would sleep well that night. We find Anko in her room with a deep blush and holding her chest as her heart was beating extremely fast. 'I-I actually did it I hope he liked it.' Kyu was no different.

'I hope you sleep well Naru-Kun I know I will.' Kyu was just as embarrassed. They could only wonder what would happen in the exam the next day as they fell asleep with a content smile on their face.

This was a short chapter yes but I wanted time to work on the first fight in the story. Now, yes Naruto using kai set the trigger for the trap but was hoping for a teacher because it so late into the day ending the academy with a bang; and also even after Kyubi started to be with them at age five they were still beaten, just they healed faster and they got away a little more often so they ended up more mature but fun loving. Also I have exams so the next chapter may be a bit late, just a warning. Thanks for reading and please review. FlareXD