If anyone was wondering from Chapter 2 the phrase that Hasegawa says means "Switch their bodies. Make them feel vulnerable to others." Yea, I know kinda lame.
Sesshomaru lay on a hard ground. He tried to listen for anything suspicious. He wasn't taking any chances. The only thing wrong with that was he couldn't hear well. He could hear across the room but other than that he couldn't here. 'What the hell is going on' he thought to himself. He clenched his hands: they worked. He went to move his feet when he noticed that his shoes we no longer on his feet. 'What kind of person kidnapped me? Do they have some fucked up foot fetish?' *
Suddenly a moan sounded next to him. His eyes snapped open and he slowly turned his head at the sound. His eyes widened. "What the hell!" He screeched. He jumped up and walked up to the person who looked exactly like him. The person was breathing deeply, breathing with his body. Even wearing his clothes. Sesshomaru couldn't believe it. He lifted his hand to rub his face when he was red. He looked down and saw that he was wearing a red kariginu** and hakama. 'Where have I seen this outfit before?' Then it clicked; Inuyasha. This was Inuyasha's fire rat robes. Sesshomaru was confused. Why was he wearing Inuyasha's clothes and where the hell is Inuyasha?
Another moan came from the 'Sesshomaru-impersonator.' Sesshomaru crouched down ready to attack whoever had his body.
Rough hands caress Inuyasha's naked body gently. Inuyasha moaned. 'Do you want me Inuyasha' the person said slyly. The person then tweaked Inuyasha's nipples gently. Inuyasha moaned again. "Pl-Please. More." Inuyasha couldn't believe the feeling that was going through his body. He never felt so aroused. "What do you want me to do, Inuyasha?" The voice sounded so familiar. Inuyasha knew it from somewhere. "Aghh… Sesshomaru."
Inuyasha's eyes snapped open. "What the fuck was that." He whispered. He rubbed his blurry eyes. His head pounded. He sat up and looked at his lap. "Hmm... These are some nice clothes."
"Yea and they're mine." A voice rang out. Inuyasha looked up to find that he was looking at himself. "Man, I have some weird freaky dreams." He said. He got up and looked at himself. Well, he thought it was him. The only differences that were noticeable were the fact that he never stood that way before and the look on his face. He his eyes looked cold and he was wearing a sneer.
"Who, might I ask are you? And why are you in my body."
"What are you talking about? You are me and I am you?" Inuyasha said.
"That was by far the dumbest thing I ever heard. How can I be you and you be me if we look completely different?"
"This is so weird. Who are you cuz' you are definitely not me?"
"I am Sesshomaru, Lord of the West. If you may know. And you have my body and I definitely want it back."
"Now I know I'm dreaming cuz' you just said you are Sesshomaru and yet you are not."
"How the hell can you tell me who I am or am not. Who the hell do you think you are?"
"I don't think I am anyone. I know who I am. I am Inuyasha. And I do what I want."***
"God you are soo stu… What you're Inuyasha." The other Inuyasha froze wide-eyed. Inuyasha was confused what was so shocking about him being Inuyasha. Then Inuyasha thought about it. 'I am Sesshomaru, Lord of the West. How can you tell me who I am or am not?'
Inuyasha suddenly froze. "Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha squeaked. The other Inuyasha or Sesshomaru looked up at Inuyasha with an indescribable look on his face. Inuyasha couldn't stand this. He was so confused and wanted to know what the hell was going and then he smelled something. He walked passes Sesshomaru and out the straw door covering. He was in Kaede's village. He saw Kagome talking to Miroku. He walked up to them swiftly. "Kagome." He called. Kagome looked up with angry expression.
"What do you want, Sesshomaru." She spat. Inuyasha stopped in front of her.
"I am not Sesshomaru. I don't even look like the douche bag. Why would you call me that?" Inuyasha couldn't believe it was she so mad that she put him in the same league as his asshole brother. Kagome gave him a weird look. Miroku finally decided to speak up.
"Lord Sesshomaru, are you not feeling well." Miroku said calmly. "I am NOT Sesshomaru!" Inuyasha yelled loudly. He ran towards the lake mumbling. "I am not Sesshomaru. What the hell is wrong with these people?" He stopped next to the bank of the river. He bent down cupping the water in his hands. He gently rubbed it against his face. He then laid his hand in his lap and looked down at the water but didn't see what he wanted. All he saw was Sesshomaru's face. 'Not again' He thought. He splashed the water hoping to get rid of the image that was Sesshomaru. He looked down at the water when the waves stopped. Again he saw Sesshomaru. He kept hitting the water hoping to get rid of the image in the water. Soon he was getting desperate. He was getting water all over his clothes.
"No matter how many times you hit the water you're never going to get rid of my face." Sesshomaru called from behind him.
Inuyasha got up and turned toward Sesshomaru. "What the hell did you do to me?" He said strongly.
Sesshomaru followed Inuyasha out of the hut. He saw him walking to dirty human. He watched as he called out to here and she gave him an evil look. Sesshomaru found himself amused by Inuyasha's stupidity. 'Of course she was going to think you are me. You insolent little puppy.' Sesshomaru almost laughed but stopped himself. Since when did he laugh? He looked up when Inuyasha screamed and ran off. He was about to follow him when the human and the monk walked up to him. "Inuyasha, there you are." The human said grabbing his arm. Sesshomaru was about to snatch his hand away when he realized she thought he was Inuyasha. So he played along. "Yes, here I am."
"Inuyasha, what's wrong with your older brother?" the monk, called Miroku asked.
"Yes, he was acting so weird. He kept saying that he wasn't Sesshomaru and he called himself a douche bag. He was acting crazy." God, do you have to be such an idiot Inuyasha. Well, if he wanted to call him names he could too. "I don't know what's wrong my insolent, stupid brother."
The human and Miroku looked at him weird. "Why are you suddenly bad-mouthing your brother? I thought that you wanted to get along with him now?" Miroku said suspiciously. 'Wait, Inuyasha wanted to get along with me. What kind of world have I stepped in?'
"I am going to go find Inu… I mean Sesshomaru. "Sesshomaru walked as fast as he could following his own scent. He found Inuyasha at the bank of the river splashing around like a child. He then realized that Inuyasha was trying to get rid of his face in the water. "No matter how many times you hit the water you're never going to get rid of my face." Sesshomaru said. Inuyasha got up and looked at him with an angry look on his face.
"What the hell did you do to me?" Inuyasha said.
"Actually little brother, I have done anything wrong. You think I actually would want to be in your body." Sesshomaru looked at himself. It was actually kind of interesting to see himself staring back at him when he talked. "I suddenly woke up in your body. The only thing I can remember was fighting with Hasegawa." Sesshomaru furrowed his brows. 'Was this Hasegawa's doing.' Sesshomaru tried to remember what happened. He remembered Hasegawa saying that Sesshomaru would regret doing something and then he pulled out that weird fan. He remembered Hasegawa said something about making them feel vulnerable but he couldn't remember everything. Suddenly Sesshomaru remembered that he left Rin and Jaken waiting. Those two were probably going to get into trouble. He had to find them.
"Come on Inuyasha. We find to find Rin and Jaken."
"Why do I need to come with you for you to find them?" Inuyasha said stubbornly.
"One, because I am in your body and they're not going to recognize me. And second, because I know you want to kill Hasegawa as much as I do and I doubt you want him to hurt an innocent human."
Sesshomaru didn't wait for Inuyasha to speak when he walked away.
* Sesshomaru is so used to wearing shoes that he thought someone was messing with his feet.
** That is what they call it.
*** I say this all the time and I thought it be fitting to hear Inuyasha say it.
