CA-RAAAP. I forgot to do this alot...
I DUNT OWN TWILIGHT. (Or Brittney Spears)
If I did... well, I dunno.
And soooory for some innapropriate-ness!
Woo! We're going to the club! I love alcohol. I mean, I never tried it as a human. I wonder if it taste's worse without venom... Hmmm...
"Emmett, there is no possible way to know." my nosy-ass brother called from upstairs. I heard Bella slap his head, he probably interrupted their breif moment of love.
Well, for the club Rosie and Alice wouldn't allow me to wear my neon green leather tux. So my lovely wife dressed me in dark blue jeans, a white shirt, and a leather jacket. But I much more perfered when she undressed me.
"Shut your mind up Emmett." Eddie murmured from outside of my room.
"FINE!" I cried
Well, really, alcohol doesn't affect us. The only person it affects is Jakey-boy or Nessie, maybe. But we don't drink it too much. It gets addicting and expensive.
30 minutes later we got to the club.
And there I saw it.
A rainbow DANCE FLOOR.
I ran up to the DJ and asked him to play my new favorite song, "Till The World Ends" by Britney Spears. When Rosie made me go to the mall I sang this song to her in the car.
The DJ looked at me like I was insane, then to my family who were either dancing like idiots, making out, or getting a drink. He sighed and played it.
I jumped onto the RAINBOW DANCE FLOOR and yelled "EDDIE-KINZ, QUIT LETTING YOUR WIFEY SEDUCE YOU AND GET YOUR A...-BUTT OVER HERE."
Oh-em-gee, I didn't swear.
After Edwaurdo got onto the floor I started singing
I notice that you got it You notice that I want it You know that I can take it, to the next level baby If you want this good pitch Sicker than the remix Baby let me blow your mind tonight
I can't take it, take it, take no more Never felt like, felt like this before Come on get me, get me on the floor DJ whatchu, whatchu waitin for
He pulled me by my ear to the booth in the back where we were all sitting. A waitress with huge hair, peircings, a shirt that only covered her chest, and fishnet stillettos came up to our table.
"Hellllooooo, whaaat mayyy I do forr youuuu todayyy?" she asked I stood up and simply asked "Could you tell me where to get a huge red belly-button ring in this town?" before she could speak my wife pulled me down by the ear and Jazzy-per said "We would like 8 martinis please ma'am." Ah, by how she almost fell backwards it seems Jasper used his cheesy southern accent.
"Oookayyyy, noowww, would youuuur familyyyy careeee if I tooook youuuu homeee with meee tonighttt?"
Then my lil pixie sister jumped on Jazzy-per's lap and made out with him.
"Nope!" I yelled.
Then Alice slapped my face.
Then after the waitress left and Allie-C finished hurting me we sipped on our martinins. And Nessie let me drink hers. then we left after Rose and Bella pulled me away from the huge music player.
