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( I DO own Ch'zara,You'll find out about her later)


A Blue Thorn.

Chapter one

(CONTINUED... AGAIN!!!!DX)


"Arya...ow! You know that.... OW.. You dont have to...OOWWW... beat Solembum OOW! With a frying pan! OWW!" Eragon said, wincing as Arya hit him over and over with the pan.

"HE CALLED ME FAT!" Arya shouted in to Eragon's ear.

"Oww! Heeeyyy.... I'm right here! He didn't call you fat!..." Eragon said, hoping to stop the beating.

"But he did..." Arya insisted, glaring at Solembum, who'd by now crawled away into a corner, under a blanket.

"No, he didn't." Eragon said, leaning down to pat Solembum's quivering head.

"Really? Tell me what he said then." Arya said glaring at the both of them.

"Solembum you'd better play suck up..." Eragon thought, hoping Solembum had left his mind open to him.

"Well, I didn't say you were FAT... I meant so say," Solembum was cut off.

"LIAR!" Arya shouted, grabbing the pan and raising her arm.

"Eragon! Come quickly!!!!" Saphira's thought seared through Eragon, who'd just grabbed Arya's pan-wielding arm.

"Arya, This is no time for beating Solembum with a pan! " Thorn thought to Arya as he swooped down out of the sky. Arya dropped the pan, to Solembum's relief. Unfortunately for Eragon, it landed on his left foot. Eragon was oblivious.

"Eragon! Move it!" Saphira's thought sounded irritated and annoyed.

"Arya, you st-" Eragon was about to tell Arya to stay put but she was already on Thorn's back.

"I'm NOT staying here." Arya said stubbornly, as Murtagh climbed onto Shruikan's back, Nasuada glowering at him from her tent, but the effect was shattered when her eyes went wide and she turned into the tent, barf bucket in hand.

They flew on for what seemed like hours for Eragon, but was in truth, about five minutes.

When they got to Saphira, she was bedded down in a meadow, smiling at Eragon and Thorn. Thorn and Shruikan let their riders slide off. Thorn walked over to Saphira and nuzzled her softly.

"Suprise..." She thought to Eragon, Murtagh, and Arya. Saphira lifted her wing to reveal a smooth, purple egg. Eragon gasped , so did Murtagh. Arya spoke first.

"You... Thorn... OH GROSS! THAT WAS WHAT I HEARD A FEW MONTHS AGO! EWWWWW!!!!!!!" she shouted, but her voice had humor in it.

"Holy crap......" Murtagh said.

"I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I Knew it! That's why you asked me to do a bit of extra hunting for you!" Shruikan thought, pounding the ground in excitement with his huge feet.

"Earthquake!!!" Murtagh yelled as he fell over. "Do it again!" he shouted at Shruikan, laughing madly.

"What a loon." Shruikan thought to Thorn privately.

"My Loon!!" Thorn thought back to Shruikan, shoving his nose into the black dragon's face with his eyes wide.

"You can keep him!" Shruikan thought, puffing smoke into Thorn's face.

"Uhhh..... Eragon? " Arya said, waving her hand in front of Eragon's face. "HELLOOOO!!!!!! ANYBODY HOME IN THERE!!!?!?!" she shouted into his ear. Eragon just stood there with his eyes wide and his mouth open.

"Put a worm in his mouth! Put a worm in his mouth!" Thorn chanted like a madman, Saphira just stared at him like he had six legs.

"For once I agree with Thorn... " Shruikan thought, then chanted madly, "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"

"I like that idea..." Murtagh said, picking up an earthworm. "Can I Arya?" he asked.

"If it brings him around." she said, resting her arms on her large pregnant belly.

"She's much funner as a pregger." Shruikan thought to Thorn, who just laughed.


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