Naruto Awards

&&&And we are back!&&&

The lights boom on and Hikari comes back on with no scratches. She flips her pretty hair and goes to center stage with a little bounce to her step. Nanshi or AKA the Itatchi impersonator walks behind her but is not dressed as Itatchi though her hair stays the same. She wears a black dress that's covered with a black tranchcoat over it. Hikari smiles over at the audiance and bows,she nudges to Nanashi who does the same.

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Hikari: Oh everyone...How I've missed you so...(dramatic act)

Nanashi: Hi everyone!

Audiance: Itatchi!

Nanashi: (sweatdrop) Uh no...I'm Nanashi...

Hikari: Anyways everyone,Nanashi will be my co-host for now since Kakashi,Haku and Chiyuki got sent to the hospital because of the cieling tile that fell on them. (flips hair)However,since I payed attention to Tsunade's healing jutsus lecture,I was able to heal myself!

Audience: Wow!

Hikari: Wow indeed. So anyways...

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At the hospital,Chiyuki watches as her poor Kakashi gets surgery for whatever he needs sugery for.

(worried) "Doctor...Will he make it?"

(relaxed)"Oh I'm not a doctor..I'm an actor!"

(shocked)"What? Then why are you-"

(still relaxed)"Ooops...I think I cut the wrong thing..."

(Panicked)"Kakashi!"

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Hikari: So anyways..Here's the award for Coolest hair!

Nanashi: You knew this was comming folks!

Hikari: And the nominees are...Kakashi,Temari,Tenten and Rock Lee

Nanashi: What losers(shakes head)...I mean...Yay?

Hikari: And the winner is...Kakashi!

Nanashi: Unfortunately...Kakashi isn't here so...I'm taking it for him! (runs off)

Hikari: No Nanashi! (sweatdrop)There goes my co-host and Kakashi's award.

Sasuke: No need to fear for Sasuke is here to help the dear Hikari!

Hikari: Oh it just keepa getting worse doesn't it?

Sasuke: Yes,it does!

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(worried)"Kakashi...Are you okay?"

(weakly)"Ugh.."

Chiyuki stares at Kakashi worriedly then Haku comes in.

(Happily)"Hello Miss Chiyuki how are-What the heck is that?"

(evily)"A microchip that when inserted into Kakashi's brain will make him my slave!"(insert evil laugh)

(doubtfully)"Oh miss Chiyuki..."

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Hikari: So anyways...I guess we should give out the next award?

Sasuke: Yup yup!

Hikari: Man your hyper aren't you?

Sasuke: Yep...By the way you need to buy more candy...(burp)

Hikari: (glares at Sasuke)You took candy from my secret stash! How dare you!

Sasuke: (quickly)So here are your nominees for coolest body part. Sakura and her forehead,Temari and her hair, and Chochi and his stomach and..Oh man(runs off)

Hikari: (after chasing him for a few moments)And the winnner is..(panting)Chochi!falls and is caught by Sasuke)

Sasuke: Put down the bag of chips and come up here Chochi!

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The back wall crashes and Chochi comes in to take his award,Hikari wakes up and gives him the award as Sasuke watches unintersted. "I love to thank..The food for always supporting me...For giving me this stomach and and...Oh my God does anyone have any food around here?"and with that the winner rolls off stage chasing down Shikimaru and his ham. "Man he never seems to surprise me."Sasuke snickers but is punched by Hikari,"Oh be nice."

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Hikari: Oh well,let's keep moving,I can smell the pie already!

Sasuke: Yum!

Hikari: Wonder how the others are doin'?

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At the hospital room,Haku watches terrified as Chiyuki does or atleast attempts to do brain surgery to insert the microchip into his brain. "Needle..Needle! I need the needle Haku!"she says as the terrified Haku does as she says and gives her the needle and watches her sew the poor Junin's head back together. He swallows hard as he hears Chiyuki slam the needle down.

(Loudly)"He...Is...ALIVE!"

(annoyed)"Shuttup in there!"

(quietly)"Mwuhahahahaha!"

(scared)"Your scaring me miss Chiyuki!"

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Hikari: The next award is for...The coolest Personality!

Sasuke: Man I have such a big chance of winning this on don't I?

Hikari: (stare)Nope. (walks off stage)

Sasuke: She wants me! (gets hit by a rock)

Hikari: No I don't!

Sasuke: (rubbing head) The nominees are...Naruto,Gaara and me! Yayz!

And the winner is..ME! Mwuhahaha!

Thank you everyone! (runs off stage)

Director: Hey! Where'd everyone go? Ah forget you guys! (goes to the pie)