A/N: I have no idea how I got to upload this so quick. It was so hard to write this chapter! I had to stop every once in a while because I couldn't stop laughing!

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Disclaimer: Read chapter one for that, I'm not repeating that crap.


The rest of the Host Club kept staring at me, unsure of what to say or do. I maintained my smirk and pose, though I was starting to twitch in some areas.

The tall, blonde one with blue eyes, who I recognized as Suoh Tamaki, concluded our little silence game when he started laughing. "Kyoya, care to explain who this is?"

Kyoya glanced at me. "Well?"

I knew what he was trying to imply. I introduced myself in my natural voice. "Greetings, fellow Hosts! My name is Andrea Martin, but y'all can just call me Andy!" I smiled a little more naturally and gave everyone a respective bow. "And I'm very pleased to meet you," I added.

Tamaki walked up to me and grabbed my hand. "I'm very pleased to meet you too, Miss Andrea." When he finished speaking, he planted a very gentle kiss on the back of my hand. This caused me to giggle uncontrollably.

I somehow made myself stop laughing and I said to Tamaki, "Oh please. No need to be formal with me. You can just call me Andrea or Andy. Is that alright with you, daddy?"

His eyes widened a little as he gasped. "Did…did you just call me daddy?"

I nodded cheerfully. "Yes I- UWAH!" He hugged me and picked me up before I could finish speaking.

"Did you hear that, everyone?! She just called me daddy!" he exclaimed excitedly.

The others had expressions that implied they were thinking something like, "Are you serious?"

Then, daddy, er…I mean Tamaki, started spinning me around while he joyfully shouted, "SHE CALLED ME DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

I had my arms wrapped around Tamaki's neck in a death grip to give me a slight sense of security that I won't fly out of his arms. I don't think he minded, though. He was too happy to realize my arms around his neck in the first place. The other Hosts, however, most likely did notice.

I started to get a little dizzy. How is this guy not dizzy yet?! Geebus! I'm quite impressed! Right when I started to get really really dizzy, I heard Ricardo groaning as he started to come to his senses.

Tamaki must've heard him as his spinning began to slow down. Thank the gods! I thought. Finally, his spinning ceased to a stop and he set me down.

"Woah!" I exclaimed as I tried to get proper footing. I was stumbling on my legs in place. Anyone who missed Tamaki spinning me around would think I was some sort of drunkard! Tamaki himself noticed this and held me to provide me support. For someone who's normally an idiot, he sure was smart when it came to women.

Ricardo began to speak. "Ugh. Andrea…I had a horrible dream…that we broke a vase and…ugh…we had to become Hosts to pay back our debt. Ow…my head…Do you have any pain killers, by any chance?" He sat up and rubbed his head. His eyes slowly opened and blinked a few times as his eyesight was adjusting.

I could tell he was able to see properly when his eyes widened. For someone with a headache, he scrambled to his feet pretty fast and took a few steps back.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" he yelled.

"Ricardo, relax," I said softly. I was still awfully dizzy. And then I remembered, calming Ricardo down in these types of situations was practically Mission Impossible.

"Andrea, please tell me this is all just a dream," Ricardo said, going into slight panic.

Oh man. I already knew that the next thing I would say would definitely let all hell loose! "No, Ricardo, this isn't a dream. This is real," I said in the calmest and most reasonable tone possible, but I knew it would have the same effect as if I just yelled it at him.

I saw in his eyes that a panic switch in his brain was activated. And his headache was long forgotten. "Andrea, we have to get out of here! Right now!"

"Wait, calm do-" I began.

"NO! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN UNTIL I FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE!"

He ran around like a madman, desperately looking for the nearest exit. He finally found one and ran to it.

Right before he could taste freedom, the auburn-haired twins blocked the exit. "Where do you think you're going?" they asked in unison.

Ricardo nervously backed away and made a run for the windows. "I'M GONNA LIVE!" he yelled.

Kyoya stepped in front of him. "You can't leave. Remember, you have a debt to pay," he reminded my friend.

"Ah! SCREW THE DEBT!" he yelled and made a mad dash towards another exit.

Out of nowhere (or so it seemed), Mori, who had Honey on his shoulders, stepped in front of the exit and blocked it.

Naturally, Mori appeared to be scary to Ricardo, causing him to scream.

"Excuse me, mister," Honey began, "There's no need to be afraid. Mori-chan isn't really as mean and scary as he seems. Why don't we sit together and eat cake?"

That actually put Ricardo under a mini spell. "Awwwww! He's so cute! Of course I'll have- Oh no! NO! IT'S A TRAP!" He took another lap around the room, only to discover that every possible exit was blocked.

He backed up to a wall and looked around the room in a panicked manner. "You people are so rude!"

Finally my dizziness began to cease enough to let me shout, "They're rude?! YOU'RE THE RUDE ONE!"

Tamaki, who was still holding on to me, asked Ricardo, "Ah, young man. What's your name?" He clearly didn't catch those two times I mentioned his name a few minutes ago.

"MY NAME IS BYAKUYA TOGAMI!" he yelled, still in panic mode.

I rolled my eyes, although I saw that coming. I heard Kyoya sighing a few feet away from me.

"So," Tamaki began, "I heard you had to pay back a debt because you broke a vase. That sounds familiar…" He chuckled.

Haruhi sighed. She knew he was referring to her. That's how she joined the Host Club in the first place.

I turned my head to look at him and replied, "That is correct. And we're just American commoners, so we can't pay it back. So congratulations! You have been awarded two new hosts!" I began to laugh. "We're basically American versions of Haruhi!" I continued to laugh.

"HOW DO YOU TAKE THIS SO LIGHTLY?!" Ricardo yelled at me. I noticed that Ricardo slowly moved towards the windows as I distracted all the Hosts. Oh no. This cannot be good. I thought.

All attention turned towards Ricardo. "Oh poo…" he muttered.

I saw him closing his eyes tightly, making me predict his next movement. "Ricardo! Don't-!"

Too late. He smashed the window and jumped out. I heard him screaming like a girl for a few seconds and then a splash. That idiot fell into the pond!

All eight of us ran towards the broken window and saw Ricardo splashing around in the pond.

"RICARDO! YOU IDIOT!" I yelled at him.

I heard Tamaki mutter, "I thought his name was Byakuya Togami."

"Wrong. His real name is Ricardo Jimenez," Kyoya said.

Ricardo shouted, "Hey! Can anyone get me a life saver or something?"

I shouted back, "NO! I HOPE YOU DROWN YOU DUCKING QUACK OF AN IDIOT!"

He replied, "MY LEGS ARE GETTING NUMB YOU INCONSIDERATE MICROWAVED PIECE OF SOAP!"

"Sounds like a personal problem~" I said in a sing-song voice.

"Huh. And I thought Tamaki's and idiot," Haruhi muttered.

"THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FATHER!" Tamaki scolded her.

"You're not her father. And we were just about to say the same thing," the Hitachiin twins said in unison.

Tamaki went to sulk in his emo corner. I was about to go comfort him, but Mori stopped me. "Leave him be," he said. "He does that all the time," Honey added.

I sighed. "Yeah, I know."

"How are you even friends with that guy?" Kyoya asked me, referring to Ricardo who was still splashing around like the idiot he is.

I sighed once more. "Sometimes, I ask myself the same question. But once you get to know him, he's kind of a cool guy."

"I'm worried about your concept of 'cool'," Kyoya remarked.

I laughed. It was funny hearing that from him, considering he's the "cool type" of the Hosts.

"Don't be," I finally said. "Come on. Let's go fish the idiot out of the pond."

Then, we all exited, Tamaki trailing behind.

We reached Ricardo and I was the only one who was close to willing to help him out of the water.

I extended my hand, he took it, and I pulled him out (nearly losing my balance in the process).

Of course, he was soaking wet. Water dripped from all parts of his body.

"Hey! Look who's already dripping with good looks! This is some good Host Club material!" I joked. Everyone, save Ricardo, laughed with me at my joke.

"Haha…very funny," Ricardo muttered sarcastically.

"Come on now. Let's go inside and dry you up," Kyoya said.

The Host Club began to walk towards the school. I stood there, waiting for Ricardo to pass by me.

When he finally did, I commented, "Way to make a first impression!"

For the first time since he woke up, he was finally somewhat reasonable. "Oh my god! I bet they think I'm some sort of crazy lunatic!"

"Nah! They just know you're an idiot."

"Oh that's not bad, I guess," he said. Then, he realized what I told him. "Hey! What do you mean by they know?"

"Exactly what you think it means!" I laughed as he pouted. "Come on now. The rest of the Host Club is leaving us behind!"

I ran towards the school, where the Host Club already was.

"Hey! Wait for me!" he shouted as he ran after me.

He chased me until we reached the entrance of the school. Then, we calmly followed the Host Club to Music Room #3. I wondered if this day could get crazier. Well, I'm with the Host Club after all! Who knows what crazy thing would happen next!


A/N: I hope all of you enjoyed Ricardo being a total idiot! What do you guys think will happen next? Also, if you can all be dears and go answer the poll in my profile, I'd be very much grateful! Please and thank you! Please continue leaving reviews, I love them so much! Reviews are awesome! Have a nice day! AND DON'T JUMP INTO PONDS!