I know its been while …I apologize.

Chapter 3: The Stink Always Wins

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Wolfram took a deep dragging breath and hoped and prayed that all would go well this time. He WOULD seduce the wimp. The wimp WOULD fall madly and irrevocably in love with him and everyone (Wolfram specially) would be very HAPPY. Yes. That is how it would all be. If only his plan worked.

As Wolfram took a step inside, a blast of warm air smacked into him, causing him to blink. It was veeerrrryyy steamy here. One could hardly see anything. But Wolfram wasn't here to see the scenery no, he was here to Yuuri. And that was it.

Wolfram saw Yuuri lying in the water with his back resting on the side and his eyes closed. His face looked serene. Like it did when he was asleep. (Wolfram secretly looked at his serene expression a lot then.)

Wolfram stared. Oh how marvelous Yuuri looked like that. All cloths-less and with water dripping off his firm body like pearls slipped off silk. Wolfram sighed. Such was his prize. If his plan succeeded.

All of a sudden, Yuuri opened his eyes and immediately caught Wolfram staring at him Wolfram had a weird look in his eyes Yuuri noticed.

"Wolfram?"

Wolfram blinked. The magnificent alabaster statue with black hair could speak! ...Wolfram snapped back to reality. Yuuri was talking to him.

"W-what?!" The blonde could feel his cheeks starting to turn the tell-tale red.

Yuuri's head tilted a little. "Are you alright?"

"Y-YA!" Wolfram couldn't help but speak loudly.

"Well, maybe you should go to Gisele later because I think you might have a fever." He paused, "Your face is all red."

Wolfram turned redder. "Don't worry about me wimp! Take care of yourself."

"Ok" Yuuri just looked at him oddly as Wolfram slipped into the water. "Wimp" he whispered.

Yuuri turned his face away as Wolfram got closer and slipped into the water.

Was the wimp laughing at him? NO!...would he… He WOULDN'T! (What Wolfram doesn't know is that Yuuri is actually kinda blushing but of course, Wolfram is too irrational and jumps to conclusions to realize that.)

Wolfram was putting himself through mental torture. He screamed inside his head. Argh. The plan wasn't going as planned. Yuuri was supposed to have been captivated by the heavenly image of Wolfram in his little trunk all glistening in the mist, not told him he might have a fever! Couldn't Yuuri ever do anything Wolfram wanted him too?

Wolfram, despite his shrinking faith in his plan decided to go along with it for now. Really, what other choice did that poor blonde have? He moved closer to Yuuri, pretending that he had dropped his bar of soap.

"Whoops!...my soap slipped." Yuuri opened his eyes and turned back towards Wolfram.

"What happened?"

"A...my soap…slipped…somewhere…"

Yuuri immediately offered his help and rushed over to where Wolfram was gliding through the water like a …mermaid. "Here let me help you look, but be careful not to slip on it."

Wolfram nodded. Yuuri came right up to him. It was becoming a little hard to speak coherently due to the closeness of Yuuri's body. It would have mattered this much on normal occasion but this was Yuuri's NAKED body we're talking about. Lean muscles barely hidden by beautiful pale-gold skin…Wolfram tried to look away. His face was getting warmer. But he couldn't. Look away that is. From Yuuri's supple body.

Both boys were standing up now. (Author: I'm not quite sure why they are standing…)

They thought, for some weird reason, that standing might help them find the soap faster. Finding the soap was the priority now.

This standing up was actually quite dumb because now they could seriously injure themselves if they slipped and fell. Both were baka. Idiots.

Yuuri bent down to search the bottom of the tiles in the water with his hands.

"Wolfram did you drop it here?"

"Yes, it…slipped out of my hand." He said in a rushed manner.

Yuuri didn't seem to notice this but his face…was in a very bad place.

"A-a Yuuri?"

Yuuri very innocently turned his face around and realized that his face was in a very bad situation. His nose was just inches away from a part of Wolfram that the sun never shined on. A part clad in a very small tight, stretchy piece of material. A part that made him known the world as a male rather then a female (as some men fanaticized him to be). His thing.

Yuuri face caught on fire and he stumbled backwards, arms flailing. And found the soap. He found it by accident really. As he stumbled he stepped onto the bar of soap so he fell forward. Right into Wolfram who was already red as a tomato and rendered speechless. Heh. Right into Wolfram's fair arms. It couldn't have been better.

Both boys fell backwards with very surprised expressions.

Yuuri was lying on top of Wolfram who was almost submerged in scented water. Wolfram had caught Yuuri and had then caught himself from smashing into the tiles by pushing his arm out backwards.

"Owww." Yuuri said. Yuuri's hands were on either side of Wolfram's slender pale body. Caging him down.

Yuuri's face was on Wolfram's bare chest and at that odd moment, Wolfram couldn't help but think that Yuuri black hair tickled.

"Owh, Wimp."

Yuuri looked up and caught sight of Wolfram pinched face just inches above his. Looking down at him, concerned. Those piercing azure eyes looked at him intensely and if Yuuri had been standing he would have fallen because his knees felt weak. Wolfram's pink lips were pillars of love that he seemed to want to express his own to…ah...such moist looking lips. I bet they would be soft…and both boys were surrounded by mist and Wolfram's chest underneath his own felt so…

Wait!!! What was he thinking!!? Was he gay? NO!

Yuuri's face had an emotion a second passing over it and Wolfram caught this.

"Are you okay? Did you hit anything?"

Yuuri looked at him. Why was his heart pounding so? What was this stupid demanding feeling like the beast that could not be tamed? He could feel it was beginning of something…

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Wolfram as well was feeling very strong emotions. Yuuri. Oh Yuuri. Why was it so that he would always land in such tempting positions!!??? He was lying on top of him. When Yuuri looked up at him with those fathomless black eyes, something just burned inside Wolfram. And it wasn't just his fire magic. Yuuri might dismiss Wolfram's love as just some odd infatuation and that was what it had been in the beginning, but now…now…it was something else. Yuuri's hair looked so soft, it felt soft on his chest. His lips looked to inviting. If he just leaned a little up and just pulled Yuuri a little towards…

"Do you smell that stick?"

Yuuri ruined the moment. Oh he ruined it! Wolfram mentally screamed. Everything had been going so well, not exactly planned but still good and then...Yuuri had to mention some stinky smell to ruin everything. The cosmos was planning against him! Planning against his honest love towards Yuuri.

Yuuri realized what position he was in. Blushing...hmm… (Yuuri was blushing… this was new)...Maybe this plan had not been completely fruitless; Yuuri took his body off of Wolfram's lithe one. Wolfram regretted it a little. No matter how emotionally tense it had been…it had been a good emotionally tense moment.

"Wolf…do you smell that?"

"Smell what?" Wait. Yuuri had called him 'wolf'. Wolf was an affectionate name!

"That smell...something like rotting vegetables."

Wolfram had a sneaking suspicion where the smell was coming from. Oh man. Today was just not his day.

Yuuri looked at him. "Wolfram, did you put something on?"

Wolfram looked away. "Maybe."

"You did didn't you?"

Wolfram glared at the water. Stupid water. Stupid tiles. Stupid idiotic soap. It was all the fault on unanimated objects.

"Did you put on the perfume in the washroom?"

Wolfram glared upwards. "Why?"

Yuuri couldn't help but laugh… "You did, didn't you?"

Wolfram could feel himself turning a little red. He folded his arms across his chest. Yuuri continued trying desperately to hold on to his laugh. "That was a experiment meant for Gunter by Anissina. I can't believe you tired it."

"I didn't try it. It fell on me."

"Ya right Wolfram."

Wolfram blushed.

Yuuri started to get out of the water. "Well wolfram, see you later."

Wolfram didn't say anything. His life sucked. He had ruined his own plan. It was because he thought the perfume would help. He didn't. It ruined it!!...NOOOO... Wolframs anguished scream ran thought his head and he sunk back into the water. Drowning was a painful death. He would rather die protected Yuuri, so he pushed himself out of the water.

Now what was he going to do??!

Another plan. What could he do? What was he good at?

Wolfram thought. He as beautiful. He was good at being beautiful. People told him so. But he didn't think only that could seduce Yuuri. He had tried that on before...in bed. He remembered a cold bed when he woke up. Yuuri had just gotten up and left. That had been a failure.

Wolfram could fight! Yes. He would show Yuuri how his awesome body moved when he was one with the sword. Yes that was what he would do. Wolfram got up with a spray of water as he energetically jumped out of the water.

He ran out the door and down the hallway and it was only when he heard the shrieks of the female servants did he realize that…he was only wearing short shorts. Tight little black shorts. Heh. What a delightful sight.

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I know I know. I am a failure as an author. I haven't written for a while. That is because I forgot about this fanfic. Really. I was working on my own stories. Heh. Well. I wrote this all within 2 hours so it is not the best, but I got inspired to write once again while watching amv's on . heh. Also, I hate when authors don't finish their stories.

Anyway. Comment ok? And stay awhile to see how it all ends…because there is still a little more I have in mind.

Later.

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