"Dumb asses! They're all dumb asses! You have to see it, Naruto! Every time I do something, it's Natsu doing something stupid! Or Gray being a perv! Then Lucy's happy self! They all drive me nuts at times, Naruto...but I love them. They're my teammates. Teammates do things for each other. Ya know? Do you have any friends...besides Sasuke?"

"Sasuke's not a friend. More like a frenemy, I mean. But it's a bittersweet rivalry. Like Natsu and Gray apparently. I'm guessing. Are they rivals of some sort."

"No. Well...yeah, but they're okay with each other."

Naruto sips on his coffee as they sit in turning chairs as they were in a café. Erza looks at him with her brown eye. She smiles as she was gazing at him. Something about him was amusing to her. Was she falling for him somehow? No. No. Not now. Not her. She can't. She's not that type of girl. Unlike Lucy. The flirty type. But she couldn't shake off that feeling. She didn't realize that Naruto was thinking the same of her.

"What brings you to Earth-Land, Naruto?"

"Me and Sasuke were just exploring and was wondering to get some directions."

"Oh."

"What's with your bang? Is it like a style you like?"

"No. I lost my eye as a child. I have an artificial eye. I cover it so it doesn't bother anyone."

"Can I see? Well….after, of course."

"Sure."

"Thanks."

"Welcome to Earth-Land...cutie..."

Naruto blushes and laughs at her. Erza laughs along with the blonde knucklehead. He was in love with Erza. Even though he has a crush on someone else over where he was from. A beautiful pink-haired kunoichi who was highly intelligent and quirky. But, he knew she didn't love him. Even if he was the last shinobi on Earth...or where he was from, at least. Because she was in love with Sasuke. It was killing him...but he didn't care. As long as he was around Erza. He was perfectly fine.


"Aw, man!"

Natsu was stretching as he lays besides a tree under its' shade as he was "exhausted" from his "long and treacherous" walk around town. Sitting under the shady tree. Fanning himself. Being pathetic. Lucy was yelling at Natsu for being lazy and immature. Gray laughs to himself as he was looking at the ground like a bad boy. Wearing nothing but dark cargo pants. Shirtless. Just shirtless. Rocking his stone-hard abs. Sasuke was eyeing him with jealousy. He shouldn't be jealous though. He wasn't the type of guy to get jealous easily. Unlike his teammate, Naruto. He sighs to himself as he sits down beside a tree and lays back on the grass, watching the clouds. He couldn't stop listening to the bickering between the pretty blonde and the immature demon. She groans and storms off. She spots and spazzs out as she thought that she was failing at showing Sasuke a good time. Sasuke must of read her mind sine he called her over. She turns her head and shyly waves at him. Sitting next to him. Hoping that her anxiety wasn't overwhelming her body as she was feeling tingles. She looks at what he was looking at and says, "That cloud over there looks like Happy." She was pointing to a cloud which resembled a cat. Sasuke smirks and asks, "That bratty blue cat that your dumb ass friend has?"

"First off...", she was about to say but couldn't help herself but to laugh at him. "First off: Happy is NOT bratty! He's loads of fun and he's adorable!"

"Your words, not mine."

"Well, THAT cloud also looks like Carla."

"That other bratty cat with the white fur?"

"Carla is a brat...but she's CUTE!"

"Again. Your words, not mine."

She was laughing again but covers her mouth, fearing that Sasuke might think that she was weird. But he didn't say a word! Sasuke was listening to her every word and joking around with her. She haven't felt like this before around any boy. Not even her own teammates. Sasuke was unique somehow. She couldn't put her finger on it. Natsu was spying on the two and he was growing extremely jealous. He was holding back a fireball to shoot at the newest bad boy but he managed to swallow it on accident and was choking! Gray manages to make an ice cube with the palm of his hand and pops it into the demon's mouth. Sighing a breath of relief as his throat was feeling better, Natsu grew cocky and says, "Thanks, you asshole."

Gray smirks at his frenemy and says to him, "You're quite welcome, you asshole."

They both share a laugh and looks at their cute blonde friend talking to the bad boy shinobi. Natsu huffs his nostrils and says, "That Sasuke kid is such a showoff! What the hell does he have that we ain't got?!"

"Well, he has class, skills, attitude and jokes for days. While you, on the other hand, have zero of ANYTHING!"

"I have SKILLS!"

"Skills of being a total dumb ass..."

"I'm not YOU, dear Grayson."

"It's Gray, asshole."

"Mmm. I know. Haha. Yo, Luc! Let's go already! I'm starving!"

"When are you NEVER starving?", mumbles Gray under his breath.

"When are you NEVER starving?", calls out Lucy. Sasuke smirks at says, "Now you DEFINITELY have the qualities of Naruto."

Lucy laughs again while Natsu steams. Gray shakes his head as he was laughing as while he was walking away. "Good luck on your problems, Natsu. Lucy, where do you want to go for food?"

"Umm...I don't know. Anywhere, I guess. Sasuke...?"

"Don't care."

"Snack bar run!", says Natsu as he runs off. Gray growls as he was chasing the knucklehead demon.

"Natsu, you idiot! Hold up a minute!"

Lucy and Sasuke were alone again as they were walking together and talking. She couldn't shake off the feeling of love out of her head. Sasuke was very special to her. But something inside of her was stirring in a way that even she couldn't understand. she wanted to do things to the Uchiha bad boy that she shouldn't. She wasn't that type of girl. Unlike Erza. Erza was. Dirty-minded. Sasuke turns his body around and calls her name. She shakes her head out of her dirty daydreams and runs towards Sasuke as they talked again. Eventually catching up the two frenemies, both Gray and Natsu had their jaws to the ground. They were staring at something shocking. Lucy and the crew in a tiny café. The same café that the teens coincidentally bump into Erza and Naruto. Where they were sharing coffee. And kissing each other.