Disclaimer: I am not the owner of Fairy Tail or Frozen
Original Song: Reindeers are Better than People
Minor Spoilers: None!
I am a little irritated right now. People kept spamming my other stories with unrelated reviews, debating amongst themselves and eventually sending me cruel messages when I tried to get all of the hatred within the reviews to stop. Now, they are all deleted except for this one, since this is the only story where I didn't see any of that going on. So, out of all the characters in Fairy Tail, this is the one I relate to most at the moment. To vent, I created this parody...short, but fitting with my current mindset.
Anything's Better Than Humans
(Porlyusica sits in her cottage, tired from being called upon by so many wizards for pointless healings that were caused by their own actions.)
Anything's better than humans. No one can argue, it's true. Humans will beat you and curse you and cheat you, every one of them's stupid, even you.
(She glares at the wizard that just entered her home, wanting more aid. Seeing her glare, they back away and leave, terrified of the old woman.)
I suppose humans can talk more than other things. Still, that doesn't mean I'm not right. Words just annoy me, I'll always hate them. This song is pointless, so goodnight.
(Porlyusica goes back to reading her notes, sighing in irritation as she sees that Makarov is likely going to be calling upon her again soon, with the way he keeps exhausting himself with those brats of his.)
